usatvline Chapter 100, 9th Lifetime: Stone Attack + Poisoning, a Madman Bravely Fights and Cruels the Giant Be
Chapter 100, 9th Lifetime: Stone Attack + Poisoning, a Madman Bravely Fights and Cruels the Giant Be
Chapter 100 Stone Attack + Poisoning: A Madman Bravely Fights and Cruels the Giant Beast
"What the heck? He's doing it again? Has this big oaf taken some kind of immortality pill?!" Luo Qingci's eyes widened like copper bells, filled with disbelief, her jaw almost dropping to the ground in shock. But in an instant, that stubbornness etched into her bones suddenly surged up, her eyes sharp enough to see through everything, her determination seemingly capable of breaking through all obstacles.
She gritted her teeth, her cheeks puffing out like an angry pufferfish, mentally cheering herself on: "What are you afraid of! I, Luo Qingci, am a master of both medicine and poison, I'm not someone to be trifled with! Do you think I'll scare you with a stupid beast like you? Today I'll beat you to a pulp and show you why flowers are so red, or I'll change my name! Watch how I pull off a stunning comeback and beat you so badly you're crying for your parents!"
"Come on then! Who's afraid of who! Today I'll show you that going against me means certain death!" she roared at the top of her lungs, her voice so loud it seemed to shake the entire valley. She was like a man possessed, jumping and leaping about like a mad monkey.
She frantically searched around with both hands, muttering to herself, "My darlings, all of you, come out here right now! Today we'll teach this stupid big oaf a lesson! I'll make him kneel down and beg for mercy!" She acted as if everything around her was a super weapon to defeat her enemy.
As she searched, she caught a glimpse of a thick, black liquid on the ground out of the corner of her eye. Upon closer inspection, she realized it was some liquid she had accidentally spilled while mixing the potion. After being baked by the sun, it had become sticky and gooey, resembling a large lump of burnt syrup. Luo Qingci's eyes lit up instantly, as if she had discovered a treasure. A crazy and daring plan flashed through her mind.
"Hehe, you big oaf, your doomsday is here! This 'secret glue' is your ticket to hell!" A wicked smile curled at the corner of her lips, her eyes gleaming with mischievousness. She was a cunning little fox, plotting in her mind: "Later, I'll use this glue to stick you up like a big dumpling, and then let's see how you can still bar your teeth and claws!"
Without hesitation, she swiftly pulled an oversized bamboo tube from her medicine pouch; the tube was thicker than her arm. She carefully crouched down, her eyes fixed on the black liquid, and began collecting it, her hands steadily holding the tube.
While collecting the items, she muttered to herself, "Don't spill a drop! This is my secret weapon. I'm counting on you to make this big oaf behave! Not a single drop can escape. Every drop is a ray of hope for victory!" Her eyes were focused and determined, as if she were performing a sacred ceremony that would determine the fate of the world. She didn't even dare to breathe loudly.
After collecting the bamboo tubes, she clutched them tightly, her face flushed red. With great effort, she stood up, hoisted the tubes onto her shoulder, and charged towards the giant beast.
The behemoth had already charged aggressively down the slope, preparing to climb up. Its enormous claws carved deep furrows in the ground, a sight that sent chills down one's spine. Seeing Luo Qingci approaching, it roared excitedly, its voice shaking the surrounding trees. It opened its blood-red maw, looking as if it would swallow her whole at any moment.
"Hmph, you think you can devour me? You're eight hundred years too early!" Luo Qingci showed no fear. Instead, she was like a powder keg that had been lit, exuding an aura of dominance that she was the only one who could do it. She took even faster and more urgent steps.
Just a few steps away from the giant beast, she slammed on the brakes, planted her feet firmly on the ground, and with all her might, lifted the bamboo tube above her head, shouting at the top of her lungs, "Big oaf, try my 'Invincible Glue Cannon'! This is a 'super surprise' specially tailored for you, so catch it!"
With a shout, the black liquid inside the bamboo tube surged like a raging black waterfall, accompanied by a whooshing sound, pouring down on the giant beast. Caught off guard by this sudden attack, the beast had no time to dodge.
The black liquid instantly soaked it from head to toe, as if it had fallen into a giant glue trap, its body instantly stuck together and unable to move.
"Haha, how about that? You can't move now! Serves you right for being so arrogant before. Now you know how powerful your grandma is!" Luo Qingci laughed so hard she almost fell over, her smugness practically overflowing, as if she was about to float to the sky.
Laughing, she skipped and hopped to the giant beast, reaching out to pat its head hard, like patting a naughty puppy, teasing, "Big dummy, weren't you so awesome? Why are you frozen like a statue now, unable to move? Where did all that imposing air go? Are you regretting messing with me?"
The giant beast roared furiously, its voice filled with resentment and rage, twisting its body and struggling with all its might. But the more it struggled, the tighter the glue stuck on, as if it were deliberately defying it.
Its limbs were firmly fixed to the ground, and its body could not move. It could only glare fiercely at Luo Qingci with its uninjured eye, a look that seemed capable of burning a hole in a person.
"Staring at me won't help. You're completely finished with me today! Just accept your fate and stop struggling in vain!" Luo Qingci was completely unconcerned about the threatening look in the giant beast's eyes, and instead became even more smug.
She walked around the giant beast, examining it like a professional connoisseur, muttering to herself, "Tsk tsk, you had no choice but to provoke me, and now look what happened! I've tamed you! If only you had known this would happen, you wouldn't have done it in the first place. It's too late to regret it now!" She seemed to be announcing her absolute victory to the whole world.
Just as she was feeling smug, a sudden idea struck her. Her eyes lit up, and she jumped up excitedly, shouting, "I've got it! Let me add some more spice to it!" Then she ran like a whirlwind into the nearby woods.
In the woods, she leaped and bounded, her hands flying through the branches, gathering a pile of twigs of varying thicknesses and vibrant green leaves, muttering to herself, "This straight one would be super cool as antlers; this big leaf would be perfect for wings; this curved one would make you a unique tail..." Before long, she returned to the giant beast, clutching a full load of twigs and leaves.
Back with the giant beast, she immediately began sticking twigs and leaves onto its body. She climbed onto its back, attached the twigs as wings, and patted them, saying, "Now you can fly!"
A moment later, she ran to its head, placed a branch on top of its head to make antlers, and said with a smile, "Let's see how you pretend to be fierce now, you've become a cute little deer!" She moved her hands nimbly, humming an off-key tune, as if she were having a super fun creative craft competition.
In no time, she had transformed the giant beast into a huge "Christmas tree," covered with all sorts of bizarre branches and leaves, making it look incredibly comical.
"Haha, look at yourself now, it's absolutely hilarious! With this look, you could definitely win a comedy contest!"
Luo Qingci laughed until tears streamed down her face, her stomach cramping. Finally managing to stop laughing, she pulled out a mirror, held it up to the giant beast, and laughed so hard she bent over backward, saying, "Come on, look in the mirror and admire your new look! Don't you think you're especially beautiful? Uniquely beautiful, and uglier in a distinctive way!"
The giant beast looked at itself in the mirror, trembling with rage, letting out muffled roars. Its body shook desperately, trying to break free of the ridiculous decoration, but trapped by the glue, it could only be manipulated, utterly powerless, like a pitiful creature being toyed with.
"Alright, alright, I'm not teasing you anymore. It's time to give you a quick death!" Luo Qingci's smile faded, her expression turned serious, and her eyes revealed a decisiveness and resolve, as if she were conducting a solemn trial.
She took a small bottle from her medicine pouch, which contained a colorless, transparent liquid that shimmered eerily in the sunlight. This was a potent poison she had specially developed for the giant beast.
"Big oaf, this is the 'final potion' I carefully prepared for you. Drink it, and you'll be free from pain! This is my last act of 'mercy' towards you!"
She walked up to the giant beast, opened the bottle, and poured the potion into its mouth. The beast struggled a few times, trying to resist, but bound by the glue, it was powerless to resist and was forced to drink the potion.
Before long, its body began to stiffen, and its once murderous eyes gradually lost their luster, becoming empty and lifeless. Its limbs slowly drooped, and its body gradually fell downwards. Finally, it crashed to the ground, raising a cloud of dust, the dust seeming to mourn its defeat.
"Finally done!" Luo Qingci let out a long sigh of relief, plopping down on the ground, feeling all her strength drained away. Looking at the giant beast's corpse, a relieved smile appeared on her face. She muttered to herself, "Although the process was a bit convoluted, the result was still good. It seems my dual skills in medicine and poison weren't for nothing! This is what happens when you mess with me! Who will dare to disobey me now?"
After resting for a while, she stood up, patted the dust off her clothes, tidied her messy hair, and prepared to leave this place of trouble.
She walked with her head held high and chest out, her steps light and quick, confidently declaring, "Next time I encounter a big, clumsy guy like this, I'll definitely be able to handle him easily! With my skills, no one can beat me! I am the most invincible being in this world!" She seemed to think that the whole world was at her feet, allowing her to roam freely.