After becoming rich overnight, I handed over the system.

Chapter 144 Let's eat some melon seeds first.

Lin Liuyi pondered for a long time and finally decided to start a new story. This time she plans to write a story about gossip, because she herself hasn't been a gossipmonger in a long time.

"Eating melon seeds? What melon seeds! You better buy me some more speakers, I can't compete with them! Waaah!" The ghost reader cried out hoarsely.

"No, young man. It's just a speaker you stole, is it really that big of a deal?" An older woman looked at him with an unfriendly expression.

"How could it not be! This is the only thing I have, and you guys stole it from me! I can't even cry! Where is justice?!" The ghost reader threw a tantrum on the ground.

It's been three days, and he hasn't even touched the speaker. He was the one who traded for it, but it's been taken over by that group of middle-aged women.

That's fine, he can't reach the speaker, but he can at least dance along, it's just to pass the time anyway. Who knew that the group of middle-aged women would criticize him and complain that he danced badly? That's so unfair.

"No, young man. This lady isn't lying; your dancing is disrupting our formation!"

"Mind your own business! I don't care about Children's Day, just buy me some new speakers and play songs different from theirs!"

"Okay, okay, stop crying, I'll buy it for you right away!" Lin Liuyi wasn't afraid of this reader at all now, mainly because this crying ghost wasn't scary at all.

"Liu Yi, I knew you were the best! I want the biggest one, the loudest one, and the best-singing one!" As soon as the ghost reader heard Lin Liu Yi agree, he immediately wiped away non-existent tears and started making demands.

"Okay, okay, I'll grant your request!" This little thing is no problem!

The older women surrounding the ghost reader realized that this young man could even get his hands on a speaker.

"Young man, this lady wants one too, could you get one for her?"

"Yes, yes, bring one for us too!" Instantly, a group of middle-aged women surrounded them.

Speaking of which, these middle-aged women used to be divided into many groups. It's just that there's only one speaker in the underworld, so everyone reluctantly gathered together.

If this young man can get a new speaker, who would want to hang out with everyone else?

The ghost reader didn't say anything, but Lin Liuyi did hear it. She was just worried about not having any material for her gossip story, and here it was!

Lin Liuyi said, "Sure, I can bring them some. But tell them I have a condition. One speaker in exchange for ten gossips, how about that?"

As soon as the ghost reader relayed the message, the middle-aged women nodded hurriedly.

Hey, ten pieces of gossip isn't that hard. They knew so much during their lives, from major national events to everyday family matters, from celebrities to ordinary people, there's just so much gossip to be had.

Lin Liuyi immediately picked up some melon seeds, sat down on a small stool, and pricked up his ears to listen.

It has to be these older generations, they know so much. People in the past were supposed to be conservative, but they weren't conservative at all. Lin Liuyi was shocked as soon as he heard the first one.

"Really? That son-in-law and father-in-law are together?" The ghost reader's eyes widened in surprise.

"Yeah, that's right, even the old woman knows about it. But she's not innocent either, she has someone else on the side! I've seen her with an old man several times, and he even buys her food!" the old woman said disdainfully.

"My own father and my own husband are having an affair, and my own mother is cheating on me. So, the daughter is the only one who's been wronged!"

“That’s not necessarily true!” another elderly woman chimed in.

"How so?" In an instant, everyone's eyes turned to this ghostly old woman.

"That daughter has witnessed her parents' affairs several times. Once, I ran into her husband kissing her father with her. My eyes widened in shock!" The old woman said, finding it unbearable to watch.

"Then what was her reason?" A group of people expressed their incomprehension.

"Well, we don't know about that. Alright, enough about this one, I'll tell you something even more shocking that I heard." The old lady paused for a moment, whetting everyone's appetite.

"It's not my neighborhood. I heard that one morning an ambulance carried a woman and her dog out of a building. They couldn't be separated, so they had to cover them with a sheet and carry them away together."

"Can't be separated?" The ghost reader was somewhat confused.

"Oh my, young man, you don't still have a girlfriend?! You're already like that!" The old lady looked at the ghost reader with shining eyes. Lin Liuyi managed to see through the fog on her face that she was full of gossip.

"I have it, I have it. Auntie, please continue." The ghost reader quickly changed the subject.

"Later I heard that her husband worked away from home for long periods, so she ended up living with the dog. But surprisingly, the two of them didn't get rid of the dog and kept it with them." The old woman said with a disdainful look.

“What’s this? I used to be a proctologist. I’m asking you, have you ever seen someone stuff their penis with hedgehog quills?” another older woman chimed in.

Lin Liuyi couldn't crack the sunflower seeds anymore. Wait, listen to what the old lady is saying, is she speaking Chinese?

"Is it the thorny hedgehog I know?" the ghost reader asked cautiously.

"Otherwise, I've seen my fair share of things in the proctology department. I've seen cucumbers, carrots, and even light bulbs. The hedgehog that day left all of us doctors and nurses in awe."

For a moment, everyone fell silent; it was truly a shock to everyone.

"You can't handle this? Let me think, our department once treated a man in his seventies who had been suffering from abdominal pain for three days. When he came in for an examination, we found a nearly 25-centimeter-long rolling pin inserted in his anus. He told me that he had accidentally fallen and sat on the rolling pin." The ghost doctor said, throwing out another bombshell.

"No way, who would fall down naked and land right on a rolling pin!" The ghost reader was still pondering the possibility of this happening.

For a moment, all the other ghost aunties looked at him, "Where did you find such an innocent young man?"

Several middle-aged women gestured with their lips, indicating that the speaker belonged to the young man.

"Alright, I'll tell you later. That old man was taken home by his wife, and he even took the rolling pin back with him! Another old man, trying to cure his constipation, stuffed two loaches down his ass, thinking they would heal him. Not satisfied with that, he added some salt. The two loaches started fighting, and one was bitten to death by the other. The dead loach was rotting and oozing green fluid, and then it came to the hospital with an infection. When it came to the hospital, it needed surgery, but during the surgery, the loach was still alive and almost bit the doctor's hand." The ghost doctor sighed more and more as he spoke.

She didn't participate in the surgery and only found out when she came to the department the next day. However, she later went to check on the old man several times.

After the doctor finished speaking, people kept adding their own gossip, and Lin Liuyi listened with great interest, as the material was becoming increasingly abundant.