Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 1139 Mediation

[M1 Bazooka Rocket Launcher: Three shells: ¥4.62]

[Indestructible Body; No prerequisites, directly obtain an indestructible body that cannot be damaged by any means; Side effect: Acute appendicitis: ¥0.16]

[One Wu Bai trial card; attending a Wu Bai concert will grant you a trial card. Using it on a designated target will summon a truck driver surnamed Chen to crash into him with his truck. The truck driver must provide his own; ¥500]

[Pinduoduo cashback; 1000 yuan, no need to find someone to cut the price, it's instantly available; ¥0.84]

The next morning, Lin Mo got up and went to the living room. He had just taken a sip of water when he saw the content on his phone and suddenly spat it out.

The bazooka is an old friend; it's appeared before, so there's not much to say about it. It's an anti-tank weapon, so it's useless against it.

The last item, the Pinduoduo cashback, is easy to understand; it's basically giving away 1,000 yuan for free. While it's a good deal, he's already financially independent and doesn't need that 1,000 yuan, so it doesn't matter to him.

The remaining two are a bit abstract. The indestructible one is obviously meant to make him a Homelander, who doesn't eat beef and whose body is not damaged in any way. It's practically an invincible cheat, but there are side effects, such as acute appendicitis.

Damn it, even if he's never had appendicitis, he's certainly heard of it. It can be excruciatingly painful. If you said it was kidney stones, I might consider it, since kidney stones can pass on their own, or at worst, they can be broken up with ultrasound. But appendicitis requires surgery.

Moreover, it's acute appendicitis. If they remove it, the scalpel won't be able to cut open my body, and I'll die of pain on the operating table. Wouldn't that be a hellish joke?

But if you think about it another way, what if you go to the hospital right now and have your appendix removed? Without an appendix, would you not get appendicitis?

Thinking of this, Lin Mo quickly shook his head. First of all, it would be irrational to take the plunge for an uncertain outcome, especially since his appendix was healthy!

Secondly, the descriptions on the shopping page are never wrong. If they say you will get appendicitis, then you will get appendicitis. What if your appendix grows out of nowhere?

Moreover, as Tang Bohu once said, who says you can't stab it in without a spearhead? Similarly, who says you can't get appendicitis without an appendix? What about a hollow appendix?

I don't have an appendix, but I have appendicitis, and they can't even perform an appendectomy.

After thinking it over, he still felt he couldn't take the risk. He was already financially independent, so why should he keep thinking about being a native-born Chinese and not eating beef?

This is a modern city, not some otherworldly cultivation realm. His personal safety is well guaranteed, so there's no need for him to have that paranoia every day.

So the next choice is easy: the Wu Bai trial card. This thing is really interesting; it can even summon Chen Yi. Uh yeah, it can summon a truck driver.

However, to be fair, Eason Chan is Wu Bai's natural enemy, both in movies and in real life, he hasn't let him off the hook!

However, this skill is quite useful. If you encounter a situation that you can't handle, just use Eason Chan's move and it's done. Even if you can't kill the opponent, you can still knock them away. It's really awesome.

Thinking of this, Lin Mo flicked his finger, and 500 yuan was deducted instantly. 500 yuan is nothing, he's rich!

"What's wrong?"

Just then, Liu Ruyan came out of the bedroom in her pajamas, yawning as she asked.

"Huh? No, nothing!" Lin Mo quickly put down his phone.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan asked suspiciously, "Why are you spraying water if there's nothing wrong? Are you a human fountain?"

"Ahem, I just saw a funny video on my phone and couldn't resist. Besides, what human fountain? I'm not you," Lin Mo laughed.

Hearing this, Liu Ruyan's pretty face flushed slightly. She looked around nervously and breathed a sigh of relief when she found that Su He was not there. She whispered angrily, "Are you trying to kill me? You say all sorts of things. It's a good thing Su Su isn't here, or I'd be ready to deal with you!"

In other words, the two are now familiar with each other. If it were last year, when they hadn't officially started dating, or had just started dating, hearing this would have made Liu Ruyan blush instantly, to the point of having white smoke coming out of her head.

Things are much better now. Both of them have successfully passed the novice stage and are racing towards becoming experienced drivers, never to return.

"Don't worry, it's already so late. My cousin went to work a long time ago. The store is very busy during the May Day holiday. Would she stay at home instead of going to work?" Lin Mo said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan nodded, feeling that finding Su He a job was absolutely the right thing to do. She couldn't let her continue to be so comfortable, otherwise it would be too infuriating. She couldn't stand it anyway, so she smiled and said, "Su Su hasn't had a single day off recently, working at the hotel every day. Isn't it a bit unfair for us to do this?"

"Who cares? It's not like we're the ones who'll suffer!"

"That's true, hehe!"

The two then divided the work: Liu Ruyan went to rummage through the refrigerator for fruit, while Lin Mo went to the kitchen to see if there were any leftovers, and if not, they would have to cook something.

Half an hour later, the two of them ate a simple breakfast—or rather, it wasn't really breakfast, since it was already past 10 a.m. But it was a holiday, so they could eat whenever they wanted.

Besides, this was Su He's house, and neither of them stood on ceremony, acting as if they were at home.

"So, when are we going back today?" Lin Mo asked after dinner.

On the third day of the May Day holiday, some companies had one more day off, while others had two more days off. However, it is undeniable that the holiday is coming to an end.

"It should be after noon at the earliest. Didn't you hear from the police that we're going to the police station for mediation today at noon? And if nothing unexpected happens, this should be the last mediation," Liu Ruyan said.

It wasn't that this was really the last mediation; if no agreement could be reached, there could be many more mediations. However, Liu Ruyan contacted a lawyer that very night to follow up, and the lawyer was responsible for all communication with the police, which finally calmed things down for Lin Mo.

Moreover, Liu Ruyan had already discussed with her lawyer that if all else failed, they would go to court. They would definitely not pay compensation, and they would have to make it look like legitimate self-defense.

If the other party knows what's good for them, they should admit defeat and get lost. After all, Lin Mo wasn't injured. Otherwise, if Lin Mo had taken a punch and had a bruise on his face, Liu Ruyan would have shown them the power of capital.

If the other party still doesn't know what's good for them and wants to cause trouble, then she has prepared a foolproof plan: go to court. Anyway, she has evidence, online public opinion, and witnesses. She doesn't believe she can lose.

Giving the other party a chance wasn't because she was kind-hearted, but because she was too lazy to waste her energy on them. However, if the other party didn't know what was good for them, her lawyers could just work overtime.

With all the lawsuits combined, it could drag the other party out for at least six months. Keep in mind that those people are from out of town, and it takes them a lot of time and effort to come here. The locals, on the other hand, naturally have the upper hand.

"Sister Yuan said we shouldn't go to the police station first, but wait for her to go together. What do you think?"

Suddenly, Lin Mo's phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was a message from Miss Yuan.

"What do you think? Of course, we should listen to Yuanyuan. She has connections at the police station," Liu Ruyan said nonchalantly.

Although Miss Yuan is rather abstract in other aspects, it must be said that her connections within the police force are indeed formidable.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly replied with an "OK".

Meanwhile, after receiving Lin Mo's reply, Miss Yuan began to contact people. Chuan Mei, Zhang Wei, and others all received the message, and of course, her cousin Jiang Feng was no exception.

She called for Chuanmei and the others because she needed to bring her underlings to find her cousin. It was for insurance purposes; Yuan never fights battles I've prepared.

Lin Mo and his cousin Su He stayed at her house until after 11 p.m. before going downstairs and driving to the police station.

At noon, the two arrived at the police station right on time. This was neither the branch office in the university town nor the headquarters, but a police station near their hotel.

"Hey, you two, what took you so long to get here!"

As soon as the two got off the car, they saw Miss Yuan, Chuanmei, Director Wang, the class monitor, He Xiaoyue, Zhang Wei and others standing in a row.

"Wow, you guys are all here?" Lin Mo said with a smile.

Miss Yuan raised an eyebrow upon hearing this: "Of course, if my henchman goes to jail, I'll definitely come and bail you out."

Liu Ruyan's lawyer is already inside, and Yang Yanhong and Wang Xiu are in the mediation room. I've already spoken to my cousin, but since it's not in their department, it's not convenient for him to come. But we've already said everything. We're here today for one purpose: to openly mock them. Watch my signals later, understand?

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan leaned closer to Xiao Mo and whispered, "I have a bad feeling!"

Lin Mo: "Me too!"

(End of this chapter)