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Chapter 1151 Road Rash?

In any case, at least it's sold, saving it from taking up space at home. Of course, for Liu Ruyan, having this thing at home is a bit weird, so it's better to get it out of there as soon as possible.

If she couldn't sell them, she was even planning to have the jade foot made into beads and jade pendants. At least having bracelets and jade pendants at home wouldn't look weird.

"Hey, I have a gift for you too!"

"A gift? What is it? It's not Children's Day yet!" Liu Ruyan asked curiously.

The next second, an extremely extravagant gold chain suddenly appeared in front of her.

Liu Ruyan:

"You are crazy!"

Lin Mo: "What's wrong with you? This is gold-plated silver, a welfare badge issued by the studio. Chuanzi has been promoted to a top blogger with tens of millions of followers, and we thought the studio should be more formal, so we made a badge."

"Ten grams of gold, filled with silver—I have one too!"

Liu Ruyan took it with a look of disgust, looked at the name tag and said, "Unofficial cleaner's family member? What kind of position is that? Wait, since this is mine, you wouldn't happen to be one of those unofficial cleaners, would you?"

"Congratulations, you've even managed to answer the questions first!" Lin Mo said with a smile, holding Liu Ruyan's hand.

She truly deserves to be called a highly intelligent and capable woman; she's so smart that she can apply what she's learned to other situations.

"I don't want it, it's too ugly!" Liu Ruyan threw the gold chain back.

She's the Empress Ruyan, the Empress Ruyan who's never been ugly. How could she possibly wear such an extravagant gold chain? That's too absurd; she looks like a frivolous young woman.

"No, this is just your employee badge. You can wear it normally, only when participating in group activities," Lin Mo advised.

For some reason, he always felt that it would be ridiculous to make Liu Ruyan wear this.

"I don't want that either, I refuse!" Liu Ruyan waved her hand and refused.

This was the first time Lin Mo had ever given her a gift, and she had refused it. The main reason was that this thing was too ugly. Even a thinner gold necklace would have been acceptable for her, since she would need three or five gold pieces on her body for her wedding.

So she wasn't averse to gold jewelry, but rather to ugly things.

Finally, despite all his persuasion, Liu Ruyan still refused, so Lin Mo had no choice but to give up and put the two gold chains into the glass display case in the living room.

"Tsk tsk tsk, why do you always bring back junk to display?" Liu Ruyan sighed as she looked around the living room.

Lin Mo now has quite a lot of things in his living room.

The bicycle in front of the TV screen is still unsold; the certificate of honor for bravery in the glass display case; the certificate and party emblem after becoming a party member; the Longquan sword that can cut through iron like mud; the gold ingot finger spinner that is specially used to treat depression; the stone ball in the mouth of the stone lion given by Miss Yuan; and a long gun bought online under the sofa, etc.

At first glance, there weren't many decent items, but Lin Mo solemnly placed them in a glass display case. If she hadn't stopped her, her jade feet would have been put in there too, and then the house would have been unbearable to look at.

The style is a hodgepodge, but luckily we don't usually have many guests at home. Even when we do, they're just a few abstract ones, otherwise she would have gotten rid of all these things long ago. Now, she's added two more big gold chains, which look rather tacky.

"Then don't worry about it. Besides, these are all my treasures. For example, this stone ball. If any thugs break into the house, I'll just throw it out as a hidden weapon."

"The other party might mistake it for a peeled dragon fruit at first glance. One careless mistake and I can make him suffer!" Lin Mo said smugly.

Liu Ruyan:

What are you saying? You could have beaten four burly men to a pulp with your bare hands, why would you need this?

If you throw two punches and insist that the other person is drunk, you're actually just making them faint.

To this day, the fact that Lin Mo has never practiced martial arts and is so weak that he can't even kill a chicken has become a popular internet meme.

During her live stream, Li Shiya not only said it, but also made up excuses for him, such as the four men drinking too much and being unable to stand steadily.

But what actually happened? At that time, all four of them saw their great-grandmother waving at them.

The following morning, May 9th, time really flies. In the blink of an eye, a third of May has already passed.

A crowd gathered downstairs in the residential complex.

"Hey, where's Liu Ruyan? Why didn't she come?" Miss Yuan asked, seeing that Lin Mo had come downstairs by himself.

Lin Mo: "Sister Ruyan didn't get up. She said she wasn't coming. She wants to stay home and get her beauty sleep!"

Actually, it's just that I'm on my period, I lack energy, I don't want to move, and of course, I'm too lazy to get involved with them.

After all, the mere mention of them helping Zhang Wei with his relationship problems made Liu Ruyan lose interest immediately. She'd rather stay home and rest than waste time with these people.

She's worked five days in a row, unlike these idle people who have nothing to do.

"Tch~ Beauty sleep? With her big face, does she even need that? As the saying goes, flowers may bloom again, but youth never returns. No matter how much beauty sleep she gets, she can't compare to a young person like me. Getting old is getting old. Tell her to give up and accept reality!" Miss Yuan said smugly.

So what if Liu Ruyan is pretty? She's young! Liu Ruyan is almost thirty, but she's in the prime of her youth, with a face full of collagen, comparable to a sixteen-year-old girl. That's her advantage!

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo shook his head helplessly. It's as if you're much younger than Liu Ruyan. In fact, the two of them aren't that much different in age. It's just that Miss Yuan's appearance is too deceptive.

The class monitor, He Xiaoyue, and the others nearby shrugged, trying hard to suppress their laughter, their faces turning red. Only Miss Yuan could say something like that. Everyone knew how beautiful Liu Ruyan was; she was the only person they knew in real life who could rival Li Shiya in appearance.

And who is Li Shiya? She is recognized as the most beautiful woman on short video platforms. In terms of appearance alone, Li Shiya can even overshadow many female celebrities.

Female celebrities have to act and sing to make a living, but Li Shiya can just sit there and make a living based on her looks. That's the difference.

Although female celebrities can receive tips when they start broadcasting, they become famous first and then receive tips, while Li Shiya relied on her looks first and then became popular. The two are not comparable.

As for Miss Yuan saying that Liu Ruyan is old and she is young, she is young, but too young, like a minor.

"What are you laughing at? Am I wrong?" Miss Yuan shouted when she saw everyone's reaction.

Everyone nodded in agreement, and Lin Mo added, "Yes, yes, Sister Yuan is so young. I'll tell her when I get back today that she shouldn't waste her energy and should accept reality!"

"That's more like it. Elbow, get in the car, let's go find Fatty!"

After saying that, everyone split into two teams, one for boys and one for girls. The three girls got on Miss Yuan's little purple tram. Miss Yuan really liked the smart features of this tram. After all, she had bought the tram a while ago and she still wasn't tired of it.

Lin Mo and the others got into the tank, while Wang Chu drove. Chuan Mei originally wanted to drive his Maybach with the Soul Ring, but Wang Chu got carried away with his driving urges and took his beloved car for a spin.

The two cars drove out of the residential area one after the other and headed towards the city. Along the way, Miss Yuan's car, Xiao Zi, was always in the lead, with Director Wang following closely behind.

The car only started to slow down after entering the outer ring road.

"Sister Yuan, where are we going to find Viagra?" Director Wang asked as he drove.

No sooner had she finished speaking than Miss Yuan's voice came through the phone: "Let's go to People's Park, we've arranged to meet there!"

As they were talking, suddenly, the taillights of Miss Yuan's car came on. Upon seeing this, Director Wang immediately slammed on the brakes.

"Fuck you!"

Miss Yuan's cursing voice came from the phone. Hearing this, Lin Mo paused and couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong, Sister Yuan? Are you alright?"

With the sudden stop, he thought Miss Yuan had hit something in front of him.

The next second, Miss Yuan's voice came from the phone, but instead of answering his question, she exclaimed in surprise.

"Holy crap! Holy crap!!!"

The three exclamations were each more astonished than the last.

"What's wrong, Sister Yuan? Did you bump into anything?" Lin Mo asked again.

They had already entered the city and were driving on a one-way street. Upon hearing his words, Miss Yuan suddenly turned the steering wheel to the left, making room for half a car.

"Look at this, it's awesome!"

The three people in the car behind were stunned for a moment. The next second, through half a car space, they saw a world-famous painting.

In front of Miss Yuan's car, two middle-aged women on electric bikes were riding side by side.

Both women were following traffic rules and wearing helmets, but they were attacking each other.

Instead of stopping to attack, the two women were punching and kicking each other while riding their bikes, locked in a fierce fight, neither willing to give in.

"Holy crap, has a fight broken out?" Director Wang exclaimed.

Lin Mo: "Why does this scene feel a little familiar?"

Sichuan girl: "Hmm, it has that 'Road Rash' vibe, except nobody's carrying batons!"

No sooner had the words left her mouth than the woman on the left pulled a bundle of scallions from the bag in front of her and swung it at the woman on the right.

Lin Mo: "They're here, they're here! Bring out the batons!"

This scene is like a video game come to life, a real-life version of Road Rash!

Well, younger people might not be familiar with this game, but those born in the 90s are the ones who are really familiar with it. When we were in elementary school, we wore ankle braces to computer class, and this was the only single-player game we played.

Lin Mo and his friends caught the tail end of this game, after all, they had taken computer classes back then.

The reason it's called the tail is because smartphones became widespread later, and people lost track of computer classes.

Two cars, six people, without honking, just slowly followed behind, watching the two middle-aged women put on a real-life version of Violent Motorcycle with excited expressions, truly enjoying the spectacle.

Just then, the two women got angry, and the two cars collided and then drove straight into the green belt on the side.

Miss Yuan: "I crashed my bike, I need to press space to come back and find it!"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)