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Chapter 1154 Brother, are you mentally challenged?

From Lin Mo and the others' perspective, one second everything was fine, and even if the two didn't end up together, at most they would just disappear from each other's lives after leaving this door, but the next second a glass of water was thrown at them, and they broke up completely.

Fortunately, it was a man and a woman, otherwise they could easily have started fighting.

"That's the situation, Lao Lin, what happened to me!"

In the parking lot at the mall entrance, Zhang Wei spoke while wiping the water off his clothes with a tissue.

After hearing his description, everyone stared at him in disbelief, completely frozen in place, as if the pause button had been pressed repeatedly.

"No, what's wrong with you guys? Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something wrong with me?" Zhang Wei asked, puzzled.

Lin Mo: "No, Wei Ge, you have absolutely no problem. You just deserve to die!"

Miss Yuan nodded: "That's right, what problem could you possibly have? Your biggest problem is that your brain has been eaten by zombies!"

The Sichuan girl gave a thumbs up: "Viagra is a real man, a true man!"

Wang nodded repeatedly, but due to a lack of vocabulary, he did not add anything.

Class monitor: "Why don't you think before you speak?"

He Xiaoyue: "Don't you know that women are more concerned about their age? You even said that she is not young anymore."

Zhang Wei: "She is indeed not young anymore, she's already thirty. What is she thinking? In another two or three years, she'll be considered an older mother!"

He Xiaoyue: "Then don't say it out loud. And it's one thing for you to say it, she's not young anymore, but why are you talking about Lao Mo, saying that he found an older female boss, like an old cow eating young grass."

The other person is older than you. Isn't what you're saying indirectly that they're also dating a younger woman, and that you're at a disadvantage while they're getting the better deal?

Anyone would be upset in that situation. The girl was already being very polite by only splashing water on you. Luckily, you two weren't eating hot pot, or I was afraid she'd splash you with the broth.

It's unfair to say Zhang Wei is wrong about this, since he didn't really mean it that way; he just doesn't know how to speak properly. But it's also fair to say he's not wrong, since what he said was indeed unpleasant.

He then mentioned her age, making others think he was implying he was taking advantage of a younger woman. If the roles were reversed, with Zhang Wei in his thirties and the girl in her twenties, and the woman saying she had a friend who had found an older man, Zhang Wei, being an older man taking advantage of a younger woman, would feel uncomfortable to some extent.

"Huh? I...I didn't mean that, I really didn't!" Zhang Wei explained repeatedly.

Hearing this, Lin Mo patted him on the shoulder and said, "Alright, since it has already happened, let's not think about it anymore. Anyway, you two will never see each other again, so just consider it a lesson learned."

After saying that, he looked at the others and continued, "So, brothers, do you want to continue?"

Miss Yuan sighed upon hearing this: "Fatty, why don't we just forget about it? I think being single is pretty good too."

"I, Sister Yuan, don't plan to get married either. You can just follow me from now on. Decades from now, if you still have no children, I'll pay for you to go to a nursing home. How about that?"

Sichuan Girl: "Brother Wei, right now, I mean, it might not be the right time for us to find a partner. Let's take some time to calm down!"

Class monitor: "I don't think Wei Ge is suited for blind dates. He's better suited to finding someone in his life or work. Let's start by being friends. Once he's gotten to know a girl well, we can give him some advice."

After all, once they get to know each other, the other person will know what kind of person Viagra is, and naturally won't get angry over a single sentence.

Blind dates are all about scrutinizing other people's flaws with a magnifying glass, so don't be discouraged!

Look, otherwise how could he be the class monitor? He speaks so well. I have to say, he truly deserves to be the most reliable person in their team.

Of course, the meaning behind this is also quite clear. To put it nicely, it means that Zhang Wei is not suited for blind dates and is better suited to finding someone in life and work. To put it bluntly, it means that they are ready to give up.

What is all this nonsense? They've tried everything, but nothing works. They're completely out of ideas.

"Is that so?" Zhang Wei was a little unsure, but the expressions on everyone's faces didn't seem like they were trying to fool him.

Everyone nodded in agreement. They now shared a common goal: to get Zhang Wei to give up dating and focus on making money!

"Alright, since that's the case, let's all go home," Lin Mo said.

As he was saying this, he tried to get into the car, but the next second, Miss Yuan grabbed him and pulled him back: "Go back my ass! It's not easy for everyone to be here today, listen to me, let's go have some fun!"

"Go out to play? Where to go? May Day is over, where can we go?" Lin Mo was rejecting the idea from head to toe.

Miss Yuan: "Let's go to Happy Valley! Our Jiangning Happy Valley has pretty girls dancing there, and you can even experience the 'tyrant' service'—you get blindfolded and then hug a pretty girl. The tickets aren't expensive either; an adult ticket is only 198 yuan!"

Chuanmei was taken aback when she heard this: "Adult tickets are 198, that's great, that's great! I like adult tickets. Sister Yuan, why don't you take class monitor Xiaoyue to buy children's tickets? Let's go experience it!"

Before he could finish speaking, Miss Yuan jumped up and slapped him on the head: "Get out of my way! An adult ticket is an adult ticket plus an adult admission fee. Are you thinking of some dirty jokes?"

Sichuan girl: "This is an adult ticket? I thought it included adult services. That's no fun!"

Director Wang: "I don't mind, but there are seven of us. Six of us can buy adult tickets. Sister Yuan, you can pretend to be a child. Maybe you can even sneak in without paying!"

Before she could finish speaking, Miss Yuan jumped up again and slapped Director Wang on the back of the head: "You get out too, you son of a bitch! Do you think I, Sister Yuan, am short of money? So what if I buy an adult ticket!"

Everyone:

You have to admit that Director Wang's IQ isn't very high. Aren't you just implying that Miss Yuan is short? And calling Zhao Yun "police auntie" back then was also quite something. I have to say, he and Zhang Wei are really evenly matched.

It was only because the class monitor took pity on him that he was able to find a partner; otherwise, Director Wang, like Zhang Wei, would have had a hard time finding someone.

At Miss Yuan's insistence, the group was forcibly taken to Jiangning Happy Valley.

Summer is here, and entertainment venues like amusement parks, water parks, and Happy Valley are starting to open.

After an afternoon of watching, well, I was a little disappointed. But the good news is that the dancers inside were really beautiful: hot girl groups, beauties with traditional Chinese style, exotic styles, uniform fetishes, energetic and vibrant, pure and sweet – they had it all.

Miss Yuan also went to experience the "tyrant package" by herself. Because she was also a girl, the other young ladies around her really flocked to her, hugging and touching her, making the guys extremely envious. The bad news was that, apart from the dancing part with the young ladies, which was somewhat interesting, the rest of the experience, while not a complete disaster, was just average. In short, it wasn't a very enjoyable experience.

The event was held at four in the afternoon. After the group came out, Lin Mo couldn't help but sigh, "It wasn't very interesting. There wasn't even any rafting. Next time, let's go to another place to experience it!"

"Rafting? You like this?" Miss Yuan asked in confusion.

Lin Mo shrugged: "So what? Look at the temperature now, it's almost unbearably hot. It's summer, what's the point of coming out if you're not going to play in the water!"

In summer, water is the main factor when going out to play. You can go to the beach, go rafting, or even a water park if you really can't. In short, it has to be related to water.

"Play my ass? How do you know those girls' butts feel nice?" Miss Yuan asked in surprise.

Throughout her trip, she interacted with the NPC girls the whole time, touching everything, even trying out the face wash more than once.

“Sure, I like rafting too. I’ll take a look now, let’s go!” With that, Miss Yuan took out her phone to search for rafting locations.

Seeing this, Lin Mo quickly stopped her: "Hey, calm down, Sister Yuan. Although we are young and can just leave whenever we want, Wei Ge can't. He's an old man and has to go to work on Monday!"

"Yes, yes, I can't do it. I'm too old. I'm begging for mercy," Zhang Wei said, clasping his hands together.

He's finally become a team leader and is hoping to work hard at the company. If Lin Mo marries their company's CEO Liu, he might actually become a manager.

"Alright, since that's the case, let's go later. But it's still early now, how about we go play some games together? I want to play some games and take a break!" Miss Yuan suggested.

Upon hearing this, the class monitor couldn't help but say, "Sister Yuan, there are seven of us, and besides, Xiaoyue and I aren't very good at playing!"

"It's alright, you guys just need to eat!" Miss Yuan chuckled.

The scene shifts, and the group appears at the entrance of an internet cafe called Xinxin Internet Cafe.

Lin Mo and Zhang Wei were quite familiar with this internet cafe; it was their gaming base when they worked at the company.

The decor is extremely luxurious, and of course, the internet fee is also very expensive. In some areas, it can even reach 18 yuan per hour. The equipment is top-notch, all of it is professional, and you can even choose the keyboard.

Of course, there are also pretty waitresses who personally serve you fruit and drinks, and even instant noodles are prepared and served to you by the waitresses.

Of course, if you pay to have someone play with you, they can also provide feeding services, and this internet cafe even offers a service to insult others on your behalf.

Simply put, if you can't win an argument with someone in a game, you can hire a proxy insult service, and the internet cafe owner will come over and insult the other person for you.

Of course, Lin Mo and his two companions had never experienced it, since with Miss Yuan around, the insult-for-hire service was completely unnecessary.

Previously, Miss Yuan would cover the internet fees for both of them; otherwise, with their combined salaries, they simply couldn't afford to come to places like this.

Welcome to Xinxin Internet Cafe

As soon as everyone entered, two stunningly beautiful young ladies spoke sweetly.

"A private room for five people, and also, bring fruit and cold drinks, enough for seven people," Miss Yuan said.

Previously, we had small private rooms, but this time there are more people, so we have to do it this way.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei walked straight to the front desk, casually raised his hand, and greeted a girl inside: "The three of us are still the same as before, the rest you can decide!"

"Hey bro, come on in, I'll get things arranged right away," a young lady at the front desk said with a smile.

Soon, the group was led into a private room by the waiter. As soon as they entered, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and say, "Wow, Wei-ge, you've become so familiar with the receptionist!"

“Nonsense, I’ve always been the one to run errands for food. We got to know each other after a while,” Zhang Wei laughed.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo was taken aback, and then exchanged a glance with Miss Yuan.

"Ahem, well, Fatty! Since we're all acquaintances, why don't you go and deliver something to that receptionist later?" Miss Yuan tried to speak.

Zhang Wei: ? ? ?

Why did you send her something?

Lin Mo: "Didn't you notice that the receptionist and you two seem to get along really well? Maybe you could develop a relationship?"

Zhang Wei: "Huh? Her?"

Miss Yuan: "What the hell are you 'huh' for? Just tell me if you like her appearance or not!"

Zhang Wei: "It's alright, but..."

Lin Mo: "Don't worry about what others think, just go and try, go and deliver some things!"

Zhang Wei: "What should I give you?"

Miss Yuan: "The drinks, they have both white and black ones!"

Zhang Wei: Gomoku (Five in a Row)

Lin Mo: "If you're not a brother, are you mentally challenged?"

(End of this chapter)