I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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The black bear was stunned.

Who can blame?The black bear spirit is originally covered in black hair, and the exposed skin is also black. It is simply a night clothes.

"Hey, who the hell, go this way, there's someone here!"

Tang San hid on the stone and shouted.

The visitor walked up to Tang Sanzang tremblingly, and finally saw clearly that this was a normal person, so he was a little relieved.

"Are you from Gao Laozhuang?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Yes, I'm under Gao Laozhuang."

"Are you here to find a mage who subdues monsters?"

"Yes, yes, how did the elder know?"

"Don't ask, we are professional mages, and we specialize in teaming up to eliminate demons. Hurry up, take us there!"

The visitor looked at Tang Sanzang with a puzzled expression, not understanding what it meant.

"What nonsense, lead the way!"

"Little Bailong, change your body, let's fly over."

Tang Sanzang yelled at the little white dragon, and in a blink of an eye, a huge white dragon appeared in front of him.

The person who came was stunned, and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

After a while, Xiaobailong carried several people to the sky above Gaolaozhuang.

Under the instruction of that person, he fell into the yard of the old man.

"My lord, my lord, I have invited the gods, come out quickly!"

As soon as the man landed, he tremblingly ran towards the house.

Little Bailong's movement was not small, and everyone in Gao Laozhuang was startled. Hearing the servant's report, he ran over in a panic.

"Meet the gods!"

Tang Sanzang quickly asked Xiao Bailong to shrink his figure, this time he seemed to be pretending to be big.

You must know that although the dragon's status in the heaven is not very good, but to mortals, it is a god!

"Our brothers passed by here and heard that there are monsters here, so we came here to deal with you. By the way, hey, let's have a meal and rest."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said.

"It's easy to say, easy to say, please come inside, tell the kitchen, serve the food, and ask for good food!"

While giving orders, the elder led Tang Sanzang and the others into the house.

"Who is that, we are not picky eaters, we also eat meat!!"

Tang Sanzang gave instructions to the man before following him in.

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===Chapter 580 Do you still remember Chang'e Fairy under the Osmanthus Tree?===

"Stop, needless to say, I know everything!"

As soon as Tang Sanzang sat down, he heard the old man was about to talk about the origin of the monster, so he interrupted with a wave of his hand.

"My lord just needs to send someone to lead the way!"

With that said, Tang Sanzang said to Sun Wukong and Xiong Er: "You two, go together, if you meet a pig demon, just beat it up and bring it here, don't beat it to death, I still have something to ask later!"

Just kidding, now there are two generals, Sun Wukong and Hei Xiong Jing, which are equivalent to two Sun Wukongs. Even if Zhu Bajie doesn't release water, he can't beat him.

Then wait a minute, just do it if you don't accept it!

A monkey and a bear went to the back yard like a gust of wind, and went to find the pig.

Accompanied by the boss, Tang Sanzang is tasting Gaolaozhuang's special pastries.

There was a black wind blowing at the door, Tang Sanzang was startled, damn it, this Zhu Bajie still has some brains!

There is no way, Sun Wukong and Black Bear Spirit are two super big monsters waiting there, and Zhu Bajie can't feel anything anymore, then the marshal of the canopy is really in vain.

"Old father-in-law, I dare you to find someone to clean up Bo Laozhu again. Let me, Laozhu, see who is invited this time?"

After all, Zhu Bajie in mid-air showed his original shape, a wild boar with huge fangs!

The old man and his family were so frightened that they got under the table.

"Stinky monk, you want to take me?"

Zhu Bajie was about to rush in angrily.

Tang Sanzang spat out the cigarette butt in his mouth calmly, put a bazooka on his shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry, it's not I who want to take you, but it!"

With that said, he pulled the trigger.

boom!

Zhu Bajie was directly blasted out by the rocket, and when he landed, he had already shown his original shape.

Sun Wukong and Heixiong Jing also rushed over when they heard the movement, staring at the pig in the pile of rubble in a daze!

The smell of grilled pork chops is still in the air...

"What's the matter?"

Black Bear Spirit had never seen Tang Sanzang make a move, it was a bit strange.

Sun Wukong was not surprised, "This pig is stupid after all, maybe there is some hope if it offends the two of us, but there is no one who is stupid enough to mess with Master... In the future, stay away from all pig monsters , so as not to be implicated..."

"You two, keep beating me until you can't move, hang upside down on the tree in the yard!"

Tang Sanzang picked up a pig's ear with his chopsticks, and said calmly.

Let me be good, Master is too cruel!

The harmlessness of humans and animals before is all pretending, but please don't mess with this old monk...

The black bear spirit lowered its head and honestly went to help Monkey King.

After a flattering and stormy beating, Zhu Bajie was completely paralyzed, and the black bear spirit hung Zhu Bajie upside down.

"Marshal Tianpeng, do you still remember the fairy Chang'e under the osmanthus tree?"

Tang Sanzang's words made Zhu Bajie, who was already on the verge of death, let out a cry and struggle violently.

"Fuck with me, I promise you will get back whatever you lose in the future!"

Another sentence, let Zhu Bajie cry all the time!

Seeing this scene, not only Sun Wukong, but also Black Bear Essence tried hard to suppress the doubts, and lit a Huazi.

I'm used to it, I'm used to it...

Not human, definitely not human...

"Okay, put him down."

Tang Sanzang ordered.

"Master, be respected by my old pig!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Black Bear Spirit: "..."

Zhu Bajie immediately kowtowed to Tang Sanzang, which really surprised them both.

"Stop talking, eat!"

After finishing his work, Tang Sanzang greeted him to eat, and picked up the old man from under the table.

"Many, thank you, Holy Monk! This is really..."

"Sir, don't say too much, let's order more food. My apprentices eat a lot, and this order may not be enough!"

"It's easy to say, the holy monk helped us get rid of this monster, um, no, it settled this matter, and the food is enough!!!"

The old man was halfway through speaking, seeing Zhu Bajie raised his head, he changed his words and went to the kitchen in a panic to make arrangements.

At this time, only Tang Sanzang and his disciples were left in the room.

"Bajie, this will be your brothers from now on, the monkey will be the boss, and the bear will be the second..."

"Master, I am a fairy bear, not a bear..."

The black bear spirit quietly added.

After Zhu Bajie saluted one by one, they ate together.

"Bajie, tell me why you are also the majestic marshal of the canopy, and why did you become a criminal who raped women?"

After Tang Sanzang finished eating, he lit a Huazi and asked.

"Besides, this criminal law is a bit heavy, and there is a taste of conspiracy everywhere, Bajie, what do you think?"

Zhu Bajie: "Huh???"

"Also, your nine-toothed rake was hit by Taishang Laojun himself. What is the purpose of it? Could it be used for hoeing?"

Zhu Bajie: "This..."

"Forget it, let's not talk about the past. From now on, when you hang out with my brother, what should be said and what should not be said, what should be done and what should not be done, it is better to think clearly, otherwise..."

Zhu Bajie was in a cold sweat...

"Hurry up and eat, this roast suckling pig is pretty good, come here, try it..."

Tang Sanzang pointed to the meat on the table with his chopsticks.

Sun Wukong and Black Bear looked at each other: "Master is a real dog..."

After Tang Sanzang and the others had finished eating, the boss brought a group of people back into the hall again.

The elder took out a red lacquer plate and took out 200 taels of broken gold and silver, saying that he would give it to several people as a fee for the journey.

I took out a few more clothes that looked good.

Tang Sanzang said: "Amitabha, you Buddha, since the old man is so polite, then we will not be polite. There are many places to spend money all the way to the west."

"Xiong Er, thank you, my lord, put away the silver, you can take care of it, if there is one cent less, I want to eat roasted bear's paw!"

Black Bear Spirit: "..."

Tang Sanzang also had no choice. After all, the money at that time was all solid rocks. Although he wanted to carry it on his back, it was too heavy.

To Monkey King?In case a fight breaks up.

Give Zhu Bajie?Maybe he can fill his ears with you.

After much deliberation, Tang Sanzang decided that he could only give the Black Bear Spirit first, and then give Monk Sha insurance after subduing Monk Sha.

"Bajie, pack up the leftovers on that table and save them for the journey!"

Tang Sanzang upholds the spirit of never wasting.

Before Bajie could do anything, the boss asked the servants to go back to the kitchen to make some dry food and send it over, and of course there was a lot of meat.

After all, during the meal just now, the person in front of him who claimed to be a monk didn't shy away from it at all, and even counted him as the most delicious meal!

As for the reason, I dare not ask.

Bajie tidied up next to him and said: "Mother-in-law, aunt, second aunt, uncle, aunt and relatives: I am going to be a monk today, so don't blame me, father-in-law, it's okay for you to treat my untrained wife. I'm afraid that when we fail to learn the scriptures, we can return to vulgarity and live with you as son-in-law."

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===Chapter 581 Bodhi or Burning Lamp?===

Sun Wukong said on the sidelines: "Tanhuo, forgot what you promised Master just now?! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will guarantee your ass to blossom!"

Bajie said: "My brother, I'm not talking nonsense. You said that if there is any mistake along the way, then I will be finished? I bet my whole family and life, and I was delayed?"

Tang Sanzang said: "Don't talk about these useless things, mess with me, there will be more flower girls in the future!"

After staying for one night, Tang Sanzang continued walking westward with his three disciples early the next morning.

"The Futu Mountain is in front, right?"