I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster widened their eyes, realizing something.

My hands finally loosened up a bit.

"The current situation is very serious. I don't need to tell you. If the master really gets angry, it will be really over. This fan will be kept with the most honest Xiong Er for a while until everything is calm. We will decide who it is later, now, we have to go back quickly!"

Sun Wukong said solemnly.

Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster also nodded cautiously.

It's not Tang Sanzang's fault, it's mainly because of hunger.

The most troublesome thing is fire.

Tang Sanzang was already hungry, and no one went to get some food, so he thought about getting some by himself.

I shot a few birds with a sniper rifle, got some water, brushed off the baldness, and prepared to roast them on the fire. As a result, the birds were set up and a lot of firewood was gathered. Only to find that there is no fire!

Before, Sun Wukong volleyed directly into the air to ignite the fire. The problem is that Tang Sanzang can't.

He could only stare blankly at a white horse.

Tang Sanzang learned the skills of surviving on a deserted island when he was watching a movie, found some grass and two sticks, one thick and one thin, and came to drill wood to make fire.

My arms were so tired that I didn't have any sparks coming out.

Hungry, tired and depressed, hungry, cold and angry.

Tang Sanzang was completely stunned.

No matter what the Pingdingshan is, I just carried the bazooka out.

Four bursts came towards the Pingdingshan.

Just after the launch, Tang Sanzang realized when he saw the flaming rockets flying out, the goddamn missiles could be used, and if they bombarded somewhere, wouldn't it set fire?

Oh, my brain.

I'm so hungry.

Then Tang Sanzang took out a grenade and threw it from a distance. After the explosion was over, Tang Sanzang came back with a burning wooden stick.

Haha, it's on fire!

After a while, the smell of barbecue spread out.

Just as Tang Sanzang was about to tear off a bird's leg to taste if it was cooked, he saw three figures flying towards this side in the distance, and another seemed to be following behind.

"Master, we are back!"

Tang Sanzang thought that these guys came back after smelling the aroma. Since he started roasting the bird, Tang Sanzang had already forgotten all the unpleasantness before and focused all his attention on it.

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===Chapter 629 Too Much Deception===

Seeing Sun Wukong and the others come back, he quickly took all the birds in his hands, and hurriedly sent them to his mouth, it was so hot.

"What are you guys doing back here?"

Tang Sanzang hid the roasted bird behind his back.

"Uh, master, don't be angry. We went here because there were many stories. Get some popcorn another day and I'll tell you."

Sun Wukong said.

"Master, your roasted bird looks good, do you want to give me one..."

Zhu Bajie has been exercising for a long time, and he is already tired.

Asking about the aroma of roasted birds, the glutton in my stomach was hooked up.

The black bear monster stabbed Zhu Bajie in the back, which means you don't talk, don't you see how tightly Master is hiding?How is it possible to come back?

"Wow!"

The Golden Horn King following behind let out a roar.

He's going crazy!

You know, I happened to be drinking, and out of nowhere, Zhu Bajie popped out, and then a black bear monster popped up, and after that, Monkey King also came in.

This doesn't count, because my second brother was directly taken away by Zijin Gourd because of carelessness.

Others don't know, he doesn't know?

This purple gold gourd is no different from ordinary gourds, but this purple gold gourd has another name, called the super gourd with different scenery on the left and right sides.

Inside this gourd, one side is extremely cold, as long as it stays for a moment, it can be frozen into an ice sculpture immediately.

The other side is super hot, and the burning flames make it impossible to get close.

If it sucks people in, it will be a kind of torture inside.

Death may not be possible, but it's worse than shit.

So King Jinjiao was very anxious, and followed all the way, thinking to quickly snatch the Zijin gourd and release his second brother.

But all the way to this old monk, he ignored him completely and discussed the issue of roasting birds there.

Tolerable or unbearable!

How can I say that I am also a king of the mountain, too arrogant.

I am angry.

The King of the Golden Horn changed and became as big as a mountain.

The Seven Star Sword in his hand also followed the Golden Horn King into a super huge sword.

"I'll chop you to death!"

The King of Golden Horn swung his sword and slashed over.

"Hurry up, Xiao Baibai, fly for me!"

Tang Sanzang held the roasted bird in his hand, and squatted on the little white dragon. The little white dragon wanted to cry, because the two guys Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster also jumped up habitually.

Little Bailong hasn't changed yet, he's a horse now, how can he bear this weight?

Tang Sanzang kicked them down one by one.

"What are you two rams doing here? Go down and fight."

Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster ran back.

When he ran to the Golden Horn King, the Golden Horn King and Monkey King had already fought together, and the Monkey King became as tall as the Golden Horn King, and the Golden Horn King also showed his true body.

It turned out to be a rhino monster.

Still a golden rhino!

"Bajie, Xiong Er, hurry up and help, this guy's rhino horn is a good thing, hurry up and chop it off."

After Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster heard this, they also performed changes and became as tall as the two of them.

Now the Golden Horn King's advantage is gone.

I don't know why, but after getting bigger, I can't jump anymore, and the Seven-Star Sword is not so flexible when I swing it. If I don't pay attention, the Seven-Star Sword is picked up by the golden cudgel, and the moment it leaves my hand, it becomes the same size as before.

Tang Sanzang who was on the little white dragon in mid-air had been waiting for a long time.

"Ahaha, this is mine!"

Tang Sanzang was about to reach out to grab it, but the seven-star sword became conscious, as if he could fly, and jumped over Tang Sanzang's hand and flew towards the sky.

Tang Sanzang was startled, and looked up to see the Taishang Laojun holding a sword on the cloud head.

"Hey, isn't this the Supreme Lord? What are you here for? Wait a moment, my three apprentices are subduing a monster. I'll treat you to a roasted rhino later."

Tang Sanzang pinched the little white dragon on his calf and flew to the side of Taishang Laojun.

"Hehe, holy monk, in fact, these two monsters..."

Tang Sanzang interrupted the Taishang Laojun and said: "Old Lord, will you say that you deliberately put these two monsters down to cause trouble for us? No, you must know that this plan of learning scriptures belongs to the Buddha, let's talk about it." , you are such a high-end figure, but you can still use such indecent means to trip me up? Then you will lose your price?"

"Do you think so?"

"Uh, yes, or no, uh, to be honest, this matter is actually Guanyin Dashi..."

The Taishang Laojun was put on a high hat by Tang Sanzang, and he really didn't know what to say for a while.

"Ang, you mean Master Guanyin arranged it? Master Guanyin is the chief person in charge of our Western Paradise Learning project team. You said that she participated in this way, is she trying to hinder the progress of the project? But this project was hand-picked by the Buddha. Yes, isn't she and the Buddha of the same heart? Does she want to use this project to develop her own power? Does she want to rebel?"

A series of question marks from Tang Sanzang.

"No, Master Guanyin seems to be not that kind of person."

The Taishang Laojun naturally knows a lot of things, and he can guess about the little thoughts of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

But at this time, under Tang Sanzang's questioning, he couldn't tell everything, so he had to talk submissively.

"Ahem, this is not important, the important thing is, ahem, those two are actually, what the fuck—"

Taishang Laojun was thinking of pointing at him, but his face turned black.

Nothing else, the main reason is that the current Golden Horn King can no longer be called the Golden Horn King, but can only be called the Golden Hornless King.

Just now, while Tang Sanzang was talking with Taishang Laojun, the three brothers, Monkey King Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster, had a gang fight against King Golden Horn.

That's all for the group fight, Zhu Bajie directly broke off the golden rhino horn.

The black bear monster was even more shameless, and directly pulled out the Golden Horn King, wanting to see if there were any good things hidden in the clothes.

Now the Golden Horn King has passed out. On the one hand, it is painful. The big rhino horn has been removed, and he can't run away with heavy bleeding. Even if it is installed in the future, it can't be used as a sharp weapon for attack.

Then there is the humiliation of jealousy. When he was stripped naked, King Golden Horn once resisted, but he was slapped twice by someone, and all his teeth fell out.

And the boss is already here, why are you arguing with that old monk there, hurry up and save your life.

Could it be that you gave up on yourself because you didn't complete your mission?

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===Chapter 630 Life is hard===

That's it!

This mission can be said to be a disastrous failure. I was beaten from home without even seeing the shadow of the monk. It is shameful.

Even if he could go back, the boss might not be able to spare himself and the second child.

Why is my life so miserable?

"Stop it, great sage, that's my little boy."

Taishang Laojun yelled loudly from above.

Sun Wukong heard it, pretended not to hear it, and then kicked the Golden Horn King hard twice in the stomach, which ended the robbery.

"Yo, it's an old official, why are you free?"

Sun Wukong is familiar with him, and he came to the side of Taishang Laojun in a blink of an eye.

"I said, old officer, do you have any pills on you? Show me."

Said, Sun Wukong started to take out Taishang Laojun's clothes, Taishang Laojun dodged quickly, this monkey was too unreasonable, he flicked Sun Wukong away with a whisk, then jumped on the cloud head, and waved to King Jinjiao , then flew to the sky.

Then Taishang Laojun waved at Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster, and the purple gold gourd, mutton fat jade bottle, and plantain fan automatically flew out of their arms, and flew away with Taishang Laojun.

"Fuck! My baby!"

"My bottle."

"My fan!"

Sun Wukong and the others were about to catch up subconsciously, but were stopped by Tang Sanzang.

"You guys, don't make a fuss. It's the Taishang Laojun's stuff. Besides, even if you catch up, can you beat the Taishang Laojun? Can you snatch it from Taishang Laojun? ?”

Sun Wukong and the others sighed. It was a subconscious reaction just now. If the Taishang Laojun really took it back and grabbed it by himself, it would be death.

Can anyone in this Journey to the West beat the Taishang Laojun?

Probably only Wu Chengen.

Tang Sanzang looked at the three apprentices who were like Shuang beating eggplants, scattered a Huazi one by one, and patted the shoulder.

"Let's go, what's not yours isn't yours after all."