I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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"Come on!"

"Come on!"

The same actions and the same words are like a mirror.

A similar thing happened in front of Tang Sanzang, but Tang Sanzang was not so honest. Before the mist condensed, he took out a flamethrower and sprayed it on the mist. was dried.

But the fog appeared on the other side immediately.

Isn't this Nima Naruto?

Could it be that he traveled to another world?

Tang Sanzang remembered before that there was such an episode in Naruto, when Naruto was chasing Gaara, the Kai team supported him, and encountered such a situation on the road.

But that time it was the person who came out of the mud, and the ability and exercises were exactly the same as the person who broke the seal.

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===Chapter 634 Pressing Dragon Mountain===

Then they each went through a hard fight and defeated themselves just now before they released the seal.

Looking at the current situation, it seems to be the same, because that person looks more and more like me.

So Tang Sanzang did not hesitate and did it directly.

But as the mist condensed for the second time, Tang Sanzang knew that this was not a solution, and he couldn't keep fighting like this, he should wait and see.

So Tang Sanzang didn't spray this time, but took out a pistol and waited quietly.

Sure enough, the fog in front of his eyes condensed into a man and a horse.

Tang Sanzang is betting, he is betting that the copied Tang Sanzang does not have his own cheats, after all this is his top secret.

Sure enough, after the replicas of Tang Sanzang and Xiaobailong came out, they also waited quietly without any action.

"Hello?"

"Hello?"

Tang Sanzang said hello, and Tang Sanzang on the opposite side also said hello.

Both of them are polite and polite, as if you are good and I am good.

Then Tang Sanzang stopped talking to him, but sat quietly on the side of the road, but still held a pistol in his hand, just in case.

But that Tang Sanzang also followed his example, sat up on the side, and smiled at Tang Sanzang in a friendly manner.

Tang Sanzang felt happy, this trick is not working, there is a bug.

Thinking in my heart, Tang Sanzang simply lay down, and Tang Sanzang on the opposite side also lay down. After a while, I didn't expect the snoring sound from there to come first.

amount……

"Do I snore in my sleep?"

Tang Sanzang quietly asked Xiao Bailong who was on the side, but Xiao Bailong ignored him and turned his face away.

Still snoring?

You are the busiest person I've ever seen after going to bed at night.

Snoring, grinding teeth, blowing bubbles, whistling, sleepwalking, talking in sleep, my mother, you sleep like seventeen or eight people in a meeting, and you still snore?

I'm so sorry to ask.

While Tang Sanzang was sleeping soundly, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster were already exhausted and fell to the ground.

The guy on the opposite side seems to never get tired, and his physical strength has not diminished in the slightest.

After a while, all three of them were knocked to the ground, and they were beaten firmly on their buttocks.

When had Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster been so insulted, they immediately jumped into a rage and struggled desperately again. This time, they were knocked down in less time than last time, and they continued to do it again.

This time the three of them really wanted to cry but had no tears.

Even the strength to struggle was gone.

When he gathered up some strength and stood up, the dense fog was dissipating little by little, and he saw the other party and his swollen butt after a while.

孽 孽!

We are all beaten like this, it is estimated that Master's mortal body will be even worse, thinking of this, the three of them can't care about the pain, and hurried back to find Tang Sanzang.

As a result, Tang Sanzang was lying on a rock with his arms stretched out.

Ah, could it be that Master has been beaten to death?

Several people were shocked, and hurried to Tang Sanzang's side.

"Master, my poor master, why did you disappear like this, why didn't you wait for me."

The black bear monster went up and hugged Tang Sanzang's leg and began to cry.

Zhu Bajie burst into tears when he saw this, and threw himself on Tang Sanzang.

"Hiss, damn it, I crushed your father to death, hurry up and drive me!"

Tang Sanzang was dreaming of a mandarin duck bath, and he was soaking in the pool, when a young girl jumped off the platform, and he was about to go up to pick it up, and then he couldn't breathe.

Open your eyes, where is there any beauty?

A five-hundred-jin wild boar lay on his body, his feet

The snot and tears almost covered my body.

"Ah, Master, you are all right, I thought you were dead."

The black fur monster wiped away his tears and said.

"Who says I'm dead? Who am I?"

Tang Sanzang was very dissatisfied.

"Uh, Master, did someone like you come out here just now? Did you fight?"

Monkey King looked around, but there were no traces of fighting or fighting, so he asked.

"No, no, someone came, but there was no fight, why did they fight? Isn't it good to sleep together?"

Tang Sanzang looked at the three people with bruised noses and swollen faces, and he didn't need to think about what happened.

"Don't fight? Sleep?"

The eyes of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster almost popped out.

"Master, I didn't do anything when my feelings came out, and you two just slept each other. Is this the end?"

Zhu Bajie asked again in disbelief.

"Yeah, what else?"

"Isn't peace fragrant? Are you violent people fighting again?"

Tang Sanzang looked contemptuous.

"Worthy!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Heixiong Weirdly spoke in unison.

Then I told Tang Sanzang what I had just experienced.

Suddenly, I realized that the gap between people is not so big. Some people are destined to be protagonists, while others are destined to be robots.

No matter how hard you try, it's useless.

For a moment, Monkey King Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster both felt the merciless critical blow from fate, and they were listless like eggplants beaten by frost.

"Alright, alright, now that the thick fog has cleared, cheer up and hit the road."

Tang Sanzang shouted.

"Oh"

"Oh"

"Oh"

The three apprentices replied feebly.

"Da da da"

Tang Sanzang took out an M16 and fired at several people. Then Monkey King Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster jumped up and walked forward with their buttocks covered.

Pressing Longshan, pressing Longdong.

According to the legend, there is a black dragon causing troubles here and there, and the local people suffer greatly from it, but they can't win the fight, so they can only donate a little food every year in exchange for a moment of peace.

But then the black dragon suddenly proposed to eat boys and girls. The villagers got angry and stood up to resist. When they were about to be wiped out by the black dragon group, the passing Taishang Laojun saw it and moved a mountain to suppress the black dragon.

Don't ask Laojun why he didn't kill the black dragon. You must know that in Laojun's eyes, people are living beings, and black dragons are also living beings. There is no absolute distinction between good and evil.

The reason why the black dragon wants virgin boys and girls is just for the sake of longevity.

But the black dragon didn't die, and used the dragon's head to dig a hole out of it, using it to exchange some food with the villagers with magic power, and continue to practice.

But one day, a mage came to the village. Seeing such a situation, he ordered the villagers to mix a little mercury in the food they delivered to the black dragon.

As a result, within a few years, the black dragon died, and his cultivation nourished Yalong Mountain, turning it into a treasure land of geomantic omen.

After the nine-tailed vixen came, it was like finding a treasure. The feng shui here is very good, and there are many treasures and human races with good flesh and blood. More importantly, there is a trace of the Taishang Laojun here.

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===Chapter 635 Black Chicken Kingdom===

So the nine-tailed fox settled here directly.

Some time ago, my two sons came down to visit her, and specially gave him a magic weapon called a golden rope, which can be used to catch gods.

Since having this golden rope, the Nine-Tailed Fox has attached great importance to it, and has been offering it in the place with the best essence of Yalong Cave.

It didn't take long for this golden rope to have a hint of wisdom.

"Old fox, come here for me!"

The nine-tailed fox was speechless for a while, you are my magic weapon after all, okay, why are you calling me the master?

But looking at the golden rope that he wove into a human shape in front of him, he still surrendered with a group of goblins.

There is no way, it is a golden rope, it is the magic weapon of the Taishang Laojun, if he becomes a monster, is it comparable to ordinary monsters?

It was okay in the first few days, and the golden rope stayed there to absorb all kinds of spiritual power, but suddenly one day, the golden rope trembled all over and flew out of the cave.

After a while, the entire Yalong Mountain was shrouded in thick fog.

The nine-tailed fox followed behind with a group of little demons, and refused to answer the golden rope. In the end, he didn't bother to care about it, and closed the cave door, and it was still the Dragon Cave.

The golden rope came and went quickly, as if it had never appeared before.

Then the golden rope disappeared. According to a report from a little demon who was shitting in the grass, he saw the golden rope fly into the sky.

If it flies away, it will fly away. Anyway, the gold rope has not been used since it came here. It is just wrapped around the waist as an ornament when it is free. It looks pretty.

If it flies away, find another one.

The nine-tailed old fox found another thick rope that was very similar to the golden rope and tied it around his waist.

Seeing that the dense fog had cleared, the nine-tailed fox thought about finding some men to go to the Lotus Cave to ask the two sons what was going on with the golden rope. As a result, the little demon ran back in a panic as soon as he came out of the cave. up.

"Old madam, it's not good. I saw three strange guys flying towards us in mid-air. They all held things in their hands. I'm afraid they are not kind."

"what?!"

The nine-tailed fox was also taken aback.

"Little ones, go out with me and have a look."

After speaking, the nine-tailed fox walked out with a group of little demons.

"Old hag, hurry up and bring me my golden rope!"

"Hurry up, don't kill if you hand over the rope!"

"Wow, that's what it means!"

Sun Wukong landed while talking.