I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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The visitor hastily explained.

"What are you afraid of? You are already dead, how can I spare my life? Actually, I am not going to punish you. Now that you have been punished, I need you to describe to me what happened that day."

Tang Sanzang said to the visitor.

"Okay, the holy monk is like this. I remember it was a cloudy day, and I was there to distribute steamed buns to the victims."

The visitor said while recalling the scene at that time.

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===Chapter 653 That thing still needs to be washed?===

"Wait, why did you give them steamed buns instead of steamed buns? I heard that the steamed buns are still hard? What's going on?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Ah? Could it be that the holy monk was there at the time?"

The visitor was shocked when he heard it, but then he thought it was wrong. If the person was there, he would not have to re-describe what happened that day.

"It's such a holy monk. Because of the strong wind for several days, all the flour we brought was blown away, and a lot of sand was blown in if it didn't blow away. So we discussed how to make steamed buns first. Then This time we made steamed buns for two days and two nights, so some steamed buns made in advance were left to cool, but they were still steamed buns after they were cooled, and the victims ate very well, this is the monk.”

The visitor is still a little angry when he thinks about it now.

"This monk got a steamed bun and didn't rush to eat it. You have to know that the victims at that time basically gave them steamed buns and then stuffed them into their mouths. Who cares whether the steamed buns are hard or soft? And To be honest, hard steamed buns are firmer than freshly steamed buns, and they taste more filling."

"But the problem is, that monk didn't want to eat it, and asked why the steamed buns were cold, but we ate hot ones."

"Heaven and earth conscience, we also stayed up for two nights to make steamed buns for them. We were cold and hungry. We couldn't give those victims freshly baked steamed buns, otherwise the victims would riot because of injustice, so we all Let the steamed buns cool before eating, otherwise no one will eat the steamed buns."

"But because of this, the monk saw it and started yelling. Fortunately, the victims were all fighting for steamed buns, and no one cared about what the monk said. Then the monk saw that no one paid him any attention. Some became angry from embarrassment, and threw the steamed bun on the ground, who knew that there were several wild dogs next to it, and after seeing it, they came over and ran away with the steamed bun in their mouths."

"As a result, the monk saw that this had begun. He scolded me while rolling on the ground. The scolding was ugly. You must know that this king has been doing good deeds since he woke up. When did he suffer? Such an insult? So when I got annoyed, I asked the guards to take that monk into the water."

The visitor finished speaking obediently, and looked at Tang Sanzang with his hands folded.

"Oh, I see."

But my heart was whispering.

It seems that the brain circuit of this Manjushri Bodhisattva is also a bit abnormal. Is this still a Bodhisattva?A whole hooligan.

Besides, didn't you say that the Buddha asked you to be a messenger?

Are you still testing a ghost?

Is there any man in this world who can withstand temptation?

The important thing is not to meet temptation!

You play like this, not to mention that the king of a country can’t stand it, it’s the same result if you change to anyone, maybe he will go up and give you two slaps a long time ago, do you like to eat or not?roll!

But from the perspective of Manjusri Bodhisattva, it is also appropriate, at least all the goals have been achieved.

The king was also punished, and the king's arhat was gone, and his disciple successfully replaced him as an arhat. The blue lion has also saved a lot of silver in Wuji country in recent years, and everything is proceeding according to the original plan.

But the hapless king was miserable.

"You do this, I know about your affairs, you go back and wait, I will think about it and see how to do it."

Tang Sanzang rubbed his temples and said.

"Okay, then thank the holy monk, I am in that well."

After speaking, the figure of the visitor slowly faded away.

Tang Sanzang did not wake up in shock like the previous Tang Sanzang, but went on to fall into a deep sleep.

After falling asleep, Tang Sanzang had a dream that he returned to Datang, and returned to the good time before.

Teenagers don't know the beauty of time, and regret it when they lose it.

So Tang Sanzang decided not to waste great time this time, greeted more than a dozen palace maids who served him, hehe hahawa gags.

Early the next morning.

"Master, what were you doing holding my feet last night?"

The black bear monster looked at Tang Sanzang with dissatisfaction.

"Nonsense, since when did Master hold your feet?"

Tang Sanzang thought of the dream last night, his face blushed, and he quickly argued.

"Really, Master, when I got up to go to the toilet last night, I saw you hugging Xiong Er's feet and kissing them, and you were talking about something precious, that expression, a little..."

Sun Wukong shuddered while describing it, so as to shake off the goosebumps all over his body.

"evil……"

Hearing Monkey King's words, Tang Sanzang almost couldn't spit it out. You must know that this black fur monster never washes his feet. You can smell those sweaty feet through the shoes.

"Fart, I'm hungry, hurry up and call those monks to eat."

Tang Sanzang became angry from embarrassment.

"I just said that the soles of my feet were a little itchy last night. It turned out to be like this. Last night I dreamed that a puppy was licking my feet..."

Black fur monster said to himself while going out with Sun Wukong and the others.

Tang Sanzang, who was heard from behind, almost didn't recite it in one breath.

Tang Sanzang, who had calmed down, began to think about what to do about this matter. He still didn't know that the king of the Wuji Kingdom went out to fight in order to avoid them, and his seal was handed over to the prince, who came to stamp it.

What Tang Sanzang thought was, if he just finished stamping and left, would this level count as a question.

If it is really based on the pissing nature of those guys in Xitian, it must not be counted. If it can't be counted, the green lion must be cleaned up. After all, Manjushri is from Xitian, so we can't hide it.

"Shut up, shut up, the little monks just said that the prince will come over later. Hurry up and wash up, monkey, open the window for ventilation, there is a smell of stinky feet."

Sun Wukong smelled it while lifting his foot.

"No, I can't, I haven't washed my feet for a month, so it shouldn't have such a strong smell?"

"Bajie, how long has it been since you washed your feet?"

Monkey King turned his head and asked Zhu Bajie.

"Wash your feet? Does that thing still have to be washed?"

Zhu Bajie looked curious.

"roll!"

"roll!"

The crowd was furious.

No wonder they say salty pig's knuckles, salty pig's knuckles, no wonder pigs never wash their feet, they are all salty.

"Holy Monk, please use—vomit—"

A little monk brought over a vegetarian meal, and almost vomited it out as soon as he entered the door.

"Bajie, Bajie, you—oh, what can you tell me as a teacher?"

Tang Sanzang had two stuffed paper rolls inserted into his nose.

"What's wrong? It smells? Why didn't I smell it?"

While scratching his feet, Zhu Bajie sat down in front of the table, picked up his breakfast and started eating.

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===Chapter 654 Super big fool===

"It's awesome, you can eat it like this, eat it, and go out for the teacher to breathe!"

Tang Sanzang said bitterly, and hurried out.

Zhu Bajie touched the table with his feet-picking hands, can he still eat it?

No wonder Chang'e doesn't like Marshal Canopy, he's not blind!

Tang Sanzang strolled all the way to the street. Although it was late, there were still many people in the market.

Tang Sanzang threw two copper coins, bought a bun and ate it as he walked.

It can be seen that the development of this black-bone chicken country is still good, at least the business relationship should be very good, because Tang Sanzang saw many products from Datang at some stalls.

This place is already some distance away from Datang. I didn't expect that Datang's goods could be sold here. I really don't know which country is more powerful.

Passing by a fortune-telling booth, it says "Know the past and the future, and tell right from wrong."

Know the past and the future?

So awesome?

"Come, come, give me a divination!"

Tang Sanzang sat down.

The stall owner looked at Tang Sanzang's position with his eyes closed, "It's such a joy to have friends coming from afar!"

Tang Sanzang felt like he was taking a language test.

Looking at the person in front of him, his hair was messed up and blown into a pile, like a chicken coop.

The two eye sockets were sunken, and it was malnourished at first glance.

His complexion is yellowish, and his description is haggard. He is obviously in his thirties and forties, but he looks in his fifties or sixties.

When did the Analects of Confucius start?

Tang Sanzang rubbed his head, he really couldn't remember, do you think the person in front of him is also a time traveler?

Try it!

Tang Sanzang leaned forward and said softly: "Heavenly King Gaidihu!"

"Toad stew with mushrooms?"

The man said something casually.

"What's the matter? Sir, is he going to compete with me in poetry and poetry?"

"Oh, you're thinking too much."

Tang Sanzang became somewhat dispirited.

"Hey, I'll give you this biscuit, just to see if you're hungry."

Tang Sanzang broke off a piece of sesame seed cake and sent it over.

"Mr., you are humiliating people. I claim to know everything in the sky and on the earth. Well, it's so delicious. Which one is this sesame seed cake? Is it from Wang Laoer's? I'll be fooling around for a while. Buy seven or eight and eat enough!"

The man wanted to refuse at first, but his hand had already been taken over naturally and brought to his mouth. The mouth also opened automatically, and took a bite uncontrollably.

"What, are you a big fool?"

Tang Sanzang leaned sideways on the table and asked.

"Who said that? Am I like that?"

The man said excitedly while chewing the biscuits.

"I'll just ask you a question, where did the king of the Wuji Kingdom go?"

Tang Sanzang told the news he most wanted to know.

"What? You don't even know about this? This gentleman is not a local at first glance, isn't it because you don't know why you are fighting with the surrounding area recently?"

"It's a war, who can beat our Wuji country? Our king can call the wind and the rain!"

The man at the stall seemed very proud when he talked about the king of their black-bone chicken country.

"Calling the wind and calling the rain? Have you seen it with your own eyes?"

Tang Sanzang looked disbelieving.

"That's natural. Who in our Wuji country has never seen it? Recently, there was no cloud in the sky. The big sun and the stove in the sky, guess what, when the king of our Wuji country went up, it was covered with dark clouds in a blink of an eye. It’s going to rain heavily.”

"real or fake?"

"It's absolutely true at this time. I saw it with my own eyes. It's not just me. Ask the neighbors on this street, who hasn't seen our king's supernatural powers?"

The peddler straightened his chest as he spoke.