I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Originally, Tang Sanzang himself always slipped his shoes when he came in, but when he thought of the four of them coming in with eight feet, Tang Sanzang felt something uncomfortable in his stomach.

"Ahem, this, master, we still won't go in, or, hey, if you have time to go over and help us clean up?"

Sun Wukong said what a few people thought in their hearts.

"You want to do it too?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"That's right, Master, look at our place, is that where people live?"

"That's right. It's not as good as a kennel. Once you enter it, it smells like urine. Maybe some monkey is peeing in it."

"Um, master, you made this little nest really well, so give me one, old bear, too."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster said to Tang Sanzang attentively.

"Cao, you three ungrateful things, don't forget that I let you live here at the beginning, and I blame you for being a dead pig, drooling while sleeping, and feeding the cave with pig manure, and you, You stupid bear, you grinned like this, you are a hairy, you laugh, just your sweaty feet, have you never washed it!"

When the long-haired chimpanzee heard what a few people said, he was immediately angry.

This group of bastards, obviously in their own territory, dare to be so unscrupulous, it is simply too arrogant.

It's fine that my eldest brother lives here, what the hell are you two?

Why are you joining in the fun?

Am I in control of you?

Sun Wukong won't talk about it, he will only talk about Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster.

"Okay, okay, let's go, pick a place for yourself, and then dig out this cave first."

Tang Sanzang saw that a few people were going to fight, so he hurriedly pulled them up.

Let a few people find a place to dig holes by themselves.

Because the long-haired chimpanzee has lived here for a long time, he expanded on the original basis.

Monkey King likes trees better, so he just found a huge tree and dug a big hole in it.

Zhu Bajie came to the top of the hillside and opened a cave. According to Bajie, the moon can be seen here.

The black bear monster opened a cave next to Tang Sanzang, and vowed that if the master had any orders, just knock on the cave next to him, and my old bear would come.

It has to be said that this black fur monster's awareness is high.

Then under the guidance of Tang Sanzang, a few people dug a deep pit not far away, and then put two baffles on it, and it was right to be an open-air toilet.

Tang Sanzang repeatedly emphasized that shit and urine must be settled here, otherwise, violators will clean up the shit.

Under Tang Sanzang's repeated orders, he finally formed a habit.

There was no smell like before in the caves of the few people.

Then Sun Wukong and the others all imitated Tang Sanzang's appearance, felled some trees in the cave to make a bed, and then spread some firewood.

Outside the house, many beautiful plants were dug back from the forest, among which Zhu Bajie was the most ruthless, so he simply carried a big tree over.

As a result, the cave entrances of Tang Sanzang and the black fur monster were completely blocked.

Tang Sanzang jumped and scolded for a full hour, and finally Zhu Bajie moved the tree to the front of his cave.

Sun Wukong brought a lot of fruit trees and the like,

Although they are different, they can be seen from all angles.

What a nice little den.

The long-haired chimpanzee thinks of the place where he lived before, which is really worse than a kennel.

"By the way, black monkey, don't you have a name?"

One day, after cleaning the cave, Tang Sanzang suddenly remembered this matter while sitting at the door drinking tea, so he asked the long-haired chimpanzee.

"Name? No, why do you want that?"

The long-haired chimpanzee didn't know about this thing. Before that, he had to know that this place was his own super big guy, and other things were too small.

Although there is a community of this human race, in the eyes of this long-haired chimpanzee, it is no different from a pet.

"Each of us has a name. Otherwise, what do you call you when others call you? You can't call you a long-haired chimpanzee, can you?"

Tang Sanzang was a little speechless.

"Um, then I really don't have one, why don't I call it the Immortal Monkey?"

The long-haired chimpanzee knows that he is a god in the eyes of the group of little monkeys, so it is not a matter of course to call this fairy monkey?

"Fairy monkey? Is your surname a god or a fairy?"

Monkey King listened and came over.

"My old grandson's surname is Sun, and the monkey grandchildren of my Huaguo Mountain are all surnamed Sun, so you can follow my surname as Sun."

Tang Sanzang nodded when he heard this. This is true. Patriarch Bodhi told him this question before, and the surname Sun is the best for monkeys.

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"Sun? Okay, then I will have the same surname as my elder brother from now on."

The long-haired chimpanzee was also very excited.

"As for the name, I think you should be called Sun Xiaosheng. After all, your eldest brother is called the Monkey King, so you can just call him by that name."

Tang Sanzang said.

"Sun Xiaosheng? Monkey King? Good!"

The long-haired chimpanzee jumped three feet high.

I finally have a name. I still didn't understand the label of name before, but once I have this name, it seems to open a new door.

"Okay, okay, Sun Xiaosheng, don't be too happy, I'll ask you, are you going to hang out with me?"

Tang Sanzang said.

"Okay, no problem."

Sun Xiaosheng said immediately.

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, this time he just asked casually, without any deliberate hope, but the long-haired chimpanzee actually agreed.

"Uh, didn't you refuse to accept it before?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Hey, didn't I figure it out? I'm not stupid. I've figured it out for so long. My eldest brother and the other bosses are obedient to you."

Tang Sanzang laughed, no wonder people said that monkeys are smart monkeys before, this monkey is really a little clever.

Throw a Huazi to Sun Xiaosheng.

In the past few days, Sun Xiaosheng has learned badly, but this Huazi is not enough.

So Tang Sanzang arranged for them to find some sweet potato vines, dry them and light them, they can also be smoked as Huazi, but it is a bit choking, not as soft as Huazi's taste.

"Ahem, this is recent. Everyone is recovering from their injuries. The most important thing is that the living things around us have almost eaten enough."

Tang Sanzang pointed to a Huazi and said.

He glanced at Sun Xiaosheng.

A few days ago, Sun Xiaosheng happened to see Zhu Bajie and others who were skinning a sheep, and then he realized that after a meal of crying, he ate more.

"You guys go around and find out if you can go out, or some strange place, and then we will discuss it together when we come back. In addition, monkey, you can change a knife for me. I have to shave my head for the teacher. In the past two days It's all grown."

Tang Sanzang gave instructions to several people.

"Uh, big brother, why do you have no hair on your head?"

Sun Xiaosheng looked at Tang Sanzang's head and asked a question that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time.

"You idiot, our master is a monk, of course the monk is bald, no, he's bald."

The black bear monster slapped Sun Xiaosheng on the side and said.

"Monk? What is a monk?"

Sun Xiaosheng asked solemnly. For Sun Xiaosheng, he was just like Monkey King when he just came down the mountain. Except for some ability, of course this ability is not a little bit.

The rest are basically noobs.

"Um, that's what a monk is, a kind of profession, chanting scriptures all day long, or something."

Tang Sanzang thought about it, but he didn't know how to better explain this place to Sun Xiaosheng.

"Oh."

Sun Xiaosheng was obviously not interested anymore.

Seeing Sun Xiaosheng's reaction, Tang Sanzang was a little unhappy.

Hey?

Is a monk messing with you?

Do you look down on the group of monks?

You have to know that it will be difficult to become a monk in the future, at least you need a postgraduate degree.

"What do you mean? Look down on me as a teacher?"

Tang Sanzang asked directly.

"Huh? No—"

"Nothing!"

Have you heard of Longquan Temple?

As the most educated monk in human history.

Strongest research and development capability.

The title of the mysterious organization known as "Tsinghua University Branch".

There are champions in college entrance examinations from all over the world, world champions in Mathematical Olympiad, great talents from Peking University, Tsinghua University, and Chinese Academy of Sciences.

Of course, this kind of top monk is out of the question, but do you think you can be an ordinary monk?

Is it okay to shave your head casually?

of course not.

Otherwise, if you watch so many TV dramas and movies, whoever went to Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts didn't kneel at the door for more than ten days, and then almost starved to death, and then a bunch of old monks came out.

Ah, I think your perseverance is quite strong, and you have a relationship with our Buddhism, blah blah blah, so I will accept you as a disciple of the Su family.

The threshold for being quite a monk is still very high.

Especially those big temples basically require a bachelor's degree or above, and there are also requirements for majors.Majors like that in communication, computer or civil engineering are more popular.

Many people are stuck at the threshold of academic qualifications, and they can't become it even if they want to.

Then there is the problem of organization. Now monks, it is a radish and a pit. Those who can get in are all related or have a reputation.

Li Yang, the crazy English man who was very popular on the Internet before, became a monk after the incident of domestic violence broke out. Why, he is rich.

Find a temple and donate 800 million yuan. Isn't that very simple?

It will be miserable for others.

Don't think that this is a modern thing, in fact, in ancient times, being a monk was not so simple to answer your business.

There are also many requirements, the first is the rigid requirements.

It is required that this should not be too old or too young, and the life must be able to take care of itself.

This is quite normal. After all, if you have any problems, you will be sent to the temple, and this Buddhist pure land will become a nursing home.

It was clearly stipulated before, "If you are too old, you should not be a monk after you are over seventy. If you have already become a monk, you should not be expelled."

That is to say, if you are over 70 years old, you cannot become a monk, but if you are over [-] years old and have become a monk, you cannot drive them away, which shows that it is more humane.

In one is a person who has not committed a crime.