I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Li Tianwang acted quickly, thinking of taking these statues of Bodhisattvas into his pagoda first.

Li Tianwang quickly ran to the place where the Linglong Pagoda was offered outside and took it.

I saw this Li Tianwang yelled, "Give it to me!"

Then the pagoda didn't respond at all.

Li Tianwang didn't believe it, and tried again, but this time there was hope, and the Linglong Pagoda shook for a while, and suddenly turned into a poop.

Li Tianwang's eyeballs popped out.

Woj, what does this mean?

Are you going to rebel?

Dare to turn into a pile of shit to disgust me?

Don't even look at what time it is, you are so presumptuous.

Heavenly King Tota Li knew that this pagoda was a spiritual object, and he thought it was because he hadn't used it for so long.

So Li Tianwang was very angry.

It turns out that when Sun Wukong took away this exquisite pagoda, he set up such a mechanism, which can absorb it twice, and then it will become a circle.

Just as Tota Li Tianwang was in a daze holding a bubble of shit, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals with buckets and basins poured in at the door.

I saw Li Tianwang who was staring at a piece of shit in his hand in a daze.

"Is that poop in Tianwang's hand?"

"It seems so."

"It's like, obviously, you smell it."

"But the question is, what is Li Tianwang doing with a pile of poop? Could it be that Li Tianwang has this habit?"

"My God, could it be said that the person who stole the poop in the heaven before was Li Tianwang?"

"Oh my god, I didn't see anything!"

"Me too, I didn't see anything either."

"No, look, what happened to those Africans over there?"

Some people have noticed the statues of Bodhisattvas whose heads were burnt next to it.

"It looks like something. But I can't tell what it is."

"The one who can be enshrined by our Li Tianwang, how can it be an ordinary little person?"

"That's right, but why are they all in the dark?"

"Maybe it's on fire?"

"Why is it on fire?"

"Could it be that Li Tianwang accidentally lit it?"

Some people have already guessed the possibility of a fire, and they are full of doubts.

"It shouldn't be, even if it caught fire accidentally, wouldn't we be able to detect it with Li Tianwang's ability?"

"That's right, what you said is very reasonable, and if you find it, it must be wiped out immediately. You must know that Li Tianwang has a pagoda, and this pagoda can absorb fire."

"Then it doesn't make sense, or rather, there is only one explanation, which is—"

Several people looked at each other, tacit understanding.

Naturally, what they thought was that Li Tianwang deliberately burned it for them to see.

Judging from those hairstyles, those people seem to be buddhist guys, so Li Tianwang's move, could it be that he is standing in line with a desperate situation?

It shows that it is absolutely incompatible with the position of Buddhism?

Should not be ah.

You know, his two sons are both working in Buddhism.

This Jin Zha was a disciple of Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun in "Fengshen Yanyi". At that time, during this period of Fengshen Yanyi, he went down the mountain to help King Wu defeat Zhou, and then became a fairy.

Of course, there are still very few records about this Jin Zha, but it goes without saying that this person is very powerful.

Jin Zha originated from the Tantric gods in the belief of the Tang Dynasty.

It is mostly seen in the records of many classical gods and demons novels in the Ming Dynasty.

The second is this Mu Zha. He was one of the disciples of Chanjiao in "Fengshen Yanyi". company.

In the end, he assisted the Western Zhou Dynasty to destroy the Shang Dynasty, and thus sanctified his body, which is considered to have received his graduation certificate.

However, there is no clear explanation of the employment units of the two brothers, but it is said that they are all on duty in this Buddhist school.

Jin Zha served the Tathagata Buddha as his front body, similar to the current bodyguard and driver.

Mu Zha became a disciple of Avalokitesvara in the Heavenly Court, and his dharma name was Hui An.

That is the Hui'an Walker that Tang Sanzang met before.

He was ordered by his teacher to subdue Drifting Monk. Later, when Sun Wukong lost to Honghaier, Hui An borrowed 36 Tiangang Knives from his father Li Jing to help Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva subdue Honghaier, making him a good fortune boy under Avalokitesvara.

However, the two brothers don't often go home after work, so Li Tianwang doesn't really know what their current jobs are.

then what should we do?

Could it be that he was about to break with his two sons again?

Well, it's not the first time this kind of thing happened anyway.

Everyone knows what their family did before.

It has spread throughout the world, and it has been compiled into a story, which is often discussed in teahouses.

No wonder Li Tianwang stayed in the sky when he had nothing to do, and he usually didn't come down. Maybe it was because of this that he lost face.

But this kind of thing is incomprehensible, so we can only keep a low profile and give time to deal with it gradually, so that this matter will gradually be forgotten.

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===Chapter 720 Unlucky Hades===

If you keep doing it like this, wouldn't it be more troublesome?

More reminiscent of those things before.

We are not very clear about Li Tianwang's brain circuit.

"Ah! Lao Tzu's pagoda lost Wo Ri!"

Just when everyone was wondering, Li Tianwang in the room let out a howl.

At this time, Li Tianwang finally found out that his Linglong Pagoda had been swapped.

Looking at the thing in the hand in front of him in disbelief, he was thinking about how to find a piece of paper to wipe it.

As a result, when he looked up, he found a group of people standing at the door.

Whispering there, uh, maybe it can't be called whispering, it should be an open discussion.

"what--"

Li Tianwang fled in despair, holding a lump of the final product of whole grains in his hand.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, seeing that Li Tianwang had run away without a trace, they thought of putting out the fire. By the time the fire was completely extinguished, the entire Li Mansion had almost been burned.

In fact, it's not like everyone extinguished the fire, because there was such a commotion in Li's residence, people from the whole heaven surrounded them, including this Shui De Xingjun.

This Shui De Xingjun is amazing, that is, the water god we often say!

It was shown on TV before. In the episode of Qingniujing, Monkey King went to the sky to beg his grandpa to sue his grandma.

So Sun Wukong went to call both Shui De Xing Jun and Huo De Xing Jun.

The Shui De Xingjun shown on TV still uses a small box like cream to pour water out.

In the end, it was also trapped by Qingniu Jing with the iron ring of Taishang Laojun.

But on weekdays, when fighting inside, I would be cowardly, but people are good at putting out fires.

Wash the Li Mansion up, down, left, right, inside and outside with water.

Even the statues that had been burnt black were washed and restored to their original colors.

"Hey, isn't this Master Guanyin?"

When everyone saw the restored appearance, they realized that these statues turned out to be several Bodhisattvas, and when they were cleaning Li's mansion, dozens of statues, large and small, were taken out from inside, almost the most beautiful statues in the sky and on the ground. There are people of fame.

Everyone stopped talking after seeing it.

I even regret it a little bit!

Nima, so many!

This is bribery.

How much incense money was sent secretly!

If this guy gets out, a task force must be set up.

Why don't you meddle in your own business, you have to come here to join in the fun, and then it's over, right?

I can't do it well in the past to prove it.

For a time, the whole crowd was not well.

Everyone wants to go, but everyone is too embarrassed to take the first step.

After all, this Li Tianwang is a high official, and he is a celebrity around the Jade Emperor.

Whoever dares to say it will be done.

"Hey, I seem to remember that I still have a piece of clothing that I haven't collected, so I'll go back first."

At this moment, a Heavenly Soldier couldn't wait any longer, and said quickly.

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot if you didn't remind me. There are still vegetables stewing on my pot, so I have to go first."

"Me too, didn't you say you wanted to go shopping with me?"

"Yes, yes, let's go then."

All of a sudden, all kinds of people had various things, and they almost dispersed.

Leaves water stains all over the place.

The Heavenly Court was in chaos because of the news of Tang Sanzang's disappearance, as was the Western Paradise, and the Underworld was even more chaotic.

why?

Because ghosts are everywhere.

Therefore, the whole underworld has become a transit station for gods from all walks of life to inquire about news.

In the past few days, Lord Yan is going to be very busy.

On weekdays, no one wants to come to this underworld.

But recently I don't know what happened, suddenly one by one came here to check the work.

Although they don't belong to the same system, some belong to heaven, some belong to Taoism, some belong to scattered immortals, and some even have quite a few monsters.

The bigger problem is that one of these people counts as one, and they are all super bosses.

Although he didn't show his face, the person who sent him knew who was behind it as soon as he said it.

King Yan asked himself that no one would be able to offend him.

No trick, just wait on me.

So the teapot in front of Lord Yama never cut off the hot water all day long.

Lord Yan woke up early in the morning until he lay on the bed tired and paralyzed. He could drink at least one hundred pots of tea a day.

The whole intestines have been rinsed clearly by this tea in the past few days.

In the past few days, Lord Yan has lost weight several times.

All the bull gods and little ghosts were sent out to inquire about this Tang Sanzang.