usatvline Chapter 287 Deathly Disaster
Chapter 287 Deathly Disaster
Chapter 287: Fatal Disaster
That day, the ministers who had been given laxatives by Wang Wenzhou were all pale-faced and weak-legged, and the place where the civil officials were located reeked of a foul stench. Even from a distance, Wang Wenzhou could faintly smell the stench.
That day, many people drank too much water and couldn't hold it in, eventually wetting their pants. But this time, after taking laxatives, they had diarrhea and couldn't hold it in.
Qian Qianyi couldn't even remember how many times he had defecated. He felt that in the end, it was mostly water. His pants were soaked through, and excrement and urine flowed down his legs and onto the soles of his shoes. His face flushed with shame, and he was embarrassed to meet other people's eyes. Although he knew that many officials were in the same predicament as him.
Kong Zhenyun's situation was even more miserable. He carried the little princess on his back, crawling and pulling as he went. Only he knew how painful it was.
It was getting late when Wang Wenzhou, with Chen Yuanyuan in his arms and a smile on his face, walked over.
Wang Wenzhou covered his nose and said, "Why does it smell so bad? Someone must not have showered in a long time! Colleagues, health is the foundation of everything. Not showering not only makes you smell bad, but also makes you prone to illness. I advise you all to take a shower as soon as you get home today. Anyone who does is a son of a bitch!"
"Pfft..." Everyone cursed inwardly, "Wang Wenzhou, you mad dog, you're too arrogant! You're the grandson! With your stool like that, how can you not take a bath?"
Wang Wenzhou remained silent for a moment, then said coldly, "This is your final warning today. Tomorrow, those stubborn and incorrigible individuals may be given poison instead of laxatives. A court debate will be held tomorrow. If the peace talks fail, anyone who opposes them will be executed! Court adjourned!"
Qian Qianyi was furious. Although he wanted to retort, he was so weak and feeble that he didn't even have the strength to speak. He roared inwardly, "Wang Wenzhou, you'll learn your lesson for biting people like that! You won't live tonight!"
After Wang Wenzhou finished speaking, he put his arm around Chen Yuanyuan and left.
"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed and complained, "Why are you doing this? Even if you bring about peace talks, you've already made enemies with all the officials. No matter what you do, they will try every means to target you."
Wang Wenzhou touched Chen Yuanyuan and said with a smile, "Yuanyuan, you don't understand human nature. The reason I acted like I would kill whoever wanted me dead was just to scare them. I have so many beautiful babies at home, how could I bear to die? You have to be put in a life-or-death situation. Everyone is afraid of death. When faced with death, if there are other choices, I guarantee no one will choose to die."
Chen Yuanyuan retorted, "That's not necessarily true. Some people are willing to die for the greater good."
Wang Wenzhou said disdainfully, "I admit there are idiots like that, but there are too few of them."
Chen Yuanyuan rolled her eyes at Wang Wenzhou, "You shameless madman."
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Let's go, it's Lao Tian's birthday today. He's practically my father-in-law, so I have to go have a drink."
"Sigh..." Chen Yuanyuan sighed. "You always drink from my mouth. Tonight's banquet is attended by my father's relatives and friends. After tonight, I won't be able to face anyone."
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Tian Mansion.
Tian Wan looked dejected and very depressed. Today was supposed to be his birthday, a day he should have been happy. But after sending out so many invitations, only two tables of guests showed up. Those who did attend were either nobles or had already secretly pledged allegiance to Wang Wenzhou.
Wang Wenzhou hugged and kissed Chen Yuanyuan, then looked at Tian Wan and said with a smile, "Old Tian, don't be sad. I'll definitely throw you a big celebration for your birthday next year."
Tian Wan shook his head with a wry smile. "I've always been good at avoiding offending people, and I've always had a good reputation. The reason they didn't come to the banquet is all because of you."
With few customers, Chen Yuanyuan breathed a sigh of relief; fewer people meant less embarrassment for her.
Zhu Youjian and Tian Wan had a harmonious relationship. Logically, he should have attended Tian Wan's birthday celebration, but he feigned illness and refused to attend court, thus preventing his attendance. Consort Tian, Tian Xiuying, did return home to celebrate her father's birthday, but due to her status, she did not attend the banquet.
Wang Wenzhou raised his glass and said, "Old Tian, let me toast you. Happy birthday."
Tian Wan picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp.
Wang Wenzhou fed the wine to Chen Yuanyuan, and then drank the wine from Chen Yuanyuan's mouth.
Those present were used to it; Wang Wenzhou, that simpleton, acted like this even in the palace, let alone at the Tian residence.
After several rounds of drinks and several dishes, Tian Wan, in a bad mood, drank heavily and became completely drunk.
Wang Wenzhou had a good alcohol tolerance, but he eventually got too drunk.
The banquet ended, and the guests departed. The steward advised Wang Wenzhou that it was late and he should stay overnight at the manor. Wang Wenzhou, quite drunk, nodded.
The steward sent a servant to help Wang Wenzhou into a room.
Wang Wenzhou staggered to bed.
"Ah! Who are you?" a woman wearing a bellyband asked in surprise from the bed.
Wang Wenzhou looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with a blurry vision. She had a great figure and was very pretty. "Wow!" Wang Wenzhou chuckled inwardly. "Old Tian is really loyal. He knows I like beautiful women, and he even specially arranged for one to sleep with me tonight."
“Baby, I am Wang Wenzhou, don’t… don’t be afraid, it’s true!” Wang Wenzhou said haltingly.
"Get out!" Although Tian Xiuying didn't know Wang Wenzhou personally, she knew a little about him. Her husband, Zhu Youjian, and her close friend, Chen Yuanyuan, had both spoken ill of Wang Wenzhou to her. While Zhu Youjian admired Wang Wenzhou's talent, in Tian Xiuying's mind, Wang Wenzhou was a scoundrel.
“Baby, don’t… don’t rush, I’ll get… get into bed right now!” Wang Wenzhou said, quickly stripped off his clothes, and climbed into bed.
Tian Xiuying was terrified. She knew Wang Wenzhou was a lecher, but she never expected that when he was lecherous, he would be so reckless!
"Wang Wenzhou, do you know who I am?" Tian Xiuying asked angrily.
Wang Wenzhou hugged Tian Xiuying tightly, straddled her, and said with a smile, "Baby, you...you're just a...sleeping maid, why would I need to know who you are?"
"You shameless!" Tian Xiuying shouted angrily, "I am the current Emperor..."
Before Tian Xiuying could finish speaking, Wang Wenzhou silenced her with his mouth.
"Damn it! Stop...stop this!" Wang Wenzhou cursed, "Baby, it's so unprofessional of you to come out and sleep with people! Why are you pinching me? Try pinching me again!"
"Get lost!" Tian Xiuying grabbed Wang Wenzhou by the flesh around his waist and spun him around hard.
Wang Wenzhou laughed and scolded, "Baby, you're too naughty! Fine, I'll play with you today!"
Wang Wenzhou never expected that the baby beneath him was Consort Tian, because it was the steward of the Tian household who brought him into the room. He genuinely believed that this was the girl Tian Wan had prepared for him to serve in bed.
Tears streamed down Tian Xiuying's face. "It's over! My innocence is gone!"
In fact, Wang Wenzhou didn't drink much. The key was that the wine was drugged, which made him dizzy and confused, and the drug also had an effect.
At first, Tian Xiuying tried to resist, but she was gradually seduced and gave up resisting, while tears kept flowing down her face.