In the end, the Great Sage broke the rules.

Chapter 37 King Golden Horn King and King Silver Horn

Lotus Cave.

"Men, come with me on a patrol of the mountain!"

A pale-faced monster with cold eyes, clad in silver armor, shouted loudly.

In an instant, a group of little monsters, wielding sharp weapons, excitedly rushed out of the cave like arrows released from a bow.

"Oh~"

"Off to patrol the mountains!"

A tall, burly demon clad in golden armor strode out and said to the Silver Horn King, "Brother, today during our patrol, you must keep your eyes wide open. If that monk named Tang Sanzang passes by, you must capture him alive."

Silver Horn King raised an eyebrow: "Brother, if we want to eat people, one isn't enough. We should catch a few more."

King Golden Horn: "Brother, I heard in the Celestial Realm that Tang Sanzang is the reincarnation of Elder Golden Cicada, and that eating his flesh can grant immortality."

Silver Horn King: "Oh?"

"Then why should we cultivate Taoism at all? We might as well just capture Tang Sanzang and distribute him to everyone to eat."

"Brother, wait for my good news. I will go and capture that monk Tang Sanzang right away."

After saying that, he ran out excitedly.

King Golden Horn hurriedly stopped him: "Brother, you have never even met Tang Sanzang. What if you arrest the wrong person?"

The Silver Horn King said nonchalantly, "If we've caught the wrong one, we can catch another."

King Golden Horn shook his head helplessly and handed a portrait to King Silver Horn.

“Brother, these are portraits of Tang Sanzang and his disciples. If you follow the portraits to catch them, you will not go wrong.”

Silver Horn King took the portrait and laughed heartily, "Hahaha... Brother is indeed the most thoughtful."

……

On the other side, after Pigsy returned from his patrol, Chen Yi asked him, "Pigsy, what mountain is that ahead?"

Without hesitation, Pigsy replied, "Master, it's a rocky mountain."

Chen Yi, barely suppressing a laugh, continued to press, "What caves are there in the mountains?"

Without a second thought, Pigsy answered, "Stone Cave."

Chen Yi shook his head helplessly and laughed, "Fine, I won't tease you anymore."

"You Pigsy, we sent you to patrol the mountain, but you fell fast asleep halfway there. Is this how you fool us?"

Pigsy's expression changed, and he exclaimed in surprise, "Master! How did you know?!"

Sun Wukong sneered, "Of course I told him."

Pigsy: ...That impudent monkey!

"If that bird hadn't pecked you awake, you probably wouldn't be back by now."

Upon hearing this, Pigsy immediately became angry and exclaimed, "So that bird was you?!"

It's one thing to peck him, but to poop on his face too!

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie, raised an eyebrow, and said, "What? You want to fight me?"

Seeing that Sun Wukong had taken out his golden cudgel, Zhu Bajie immediately shrank his neck and hid behind Chen Yi.

Chen Yi said helplessly, "Alright, alright, stop arguing, stop arguing, we're all family."

Sun Wukong: "Tch, who's family with him?"

Chen Yi: "Okay, okay, then we'll fight later."

Pigsy complained, "Master!"

Chen Yi said with a stern face, "A monk doesn't lie, how could you lie? Huh?!"

Pigsy: "Master, I know I was wrong. Please don't let my eldest brother hit me."

Chen Yi: "Will you dare to do it again next time?"

Pigsy quickly said, "I wouldn't dare! I wouldn't dare!"

Chen Yi: "Then I'll let you off this time. If you dare to do it again next time, I'll have your senior brother cut off your ears and boil them and eat them."

Pigsy looked completely bewildered: "?!"

Is Master about to break a precept?!

Sun Wukong glanced at Zhu Bajie's ears and immediately said with a look of disgust, "They're filthy. I won't eat them, and you're not allowed to eat them either."

Chen Yi: ...He was just joking.

Seeing Chen Yi frequently breaking the rules without realizing it, Sun Wukong didn't remind him, but just smiled and looked at him.

The thought that he was still a monk made Chen Yi feel bitter. He couldn't eat meat, drink alcohol, lie, or be close to women... This life was really utterly meaningless.

He said sternly, "Bajie, you mustn't do it again, understand?"

Pigsy: "Master, I, Old Pig, understand."

You're going to cook and eat me, how could I dare!