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Chapter 148 I'm here for a blind date, not to fulfill your unrealistic fantasy

“Just shut up and don’t move.” Mai Ling took out her cell phone to check the time. The first person for her blind date was about to arrive.

She was actually looking forward to it. There were so many of them, so there should be one that would be good, right?

Just get married and let your parents stop nagging you. If you can't wait any longer, then get divorced.

As everyone expected, a man carrying a big red plastic bag and holding a red flower appeared at the door of the store.

Qi Yufeng turned his head away and shrugged his shoulders, obviously smiling.

Mai Ling was completely dumbfounded. Is this her blind date?

Yu Yici and Qiao Ling looked him up and down, left and right.

Unexpectedly, the man made a 360-degree turn at the table.

He probably thought it was very handsome, and handed over the flowers with his orchid finger raised: "Miss Mai, right? Hello."

Mai Ling took the flowers and quickly threw them on the table.

She realized that it was not even a single flower bought, but was picked from a bouquet of flowers given to celebrate the opening of a store.

Before you pull out the stems, it's just a dry flower plate.

Mai Ling felt a slight headache, and her high professionalism almost made her collapse.

Is this what she was expecting?!

It would be better if a ghost came!

The man sat down and started eating the food on the table.

He ate while complaining about his ex-girlfriend: "You don't know how lazy my ex-girlfriend is. She never cooks, and doesn't it cost money to eat out every time? She won't take care of my parents, but I'll let her do it. Whose girlfriend is like this? Do you think she's too much?"

At this moment, everyone present was full of questions.

This kind of person has an ex-girlfriend?

How blind the sisters were at the time. They probably ran away decisively after seeing the truth. Now they can wake up laughing in their sleep.

But he got away with it.

As he was talking, the man suddenly put a red plastic bag on the table: "The clothes she bought for me."

Ah? ? ?

One, two, three, every one of them was stunned.

Why bring the clothes bought by your ex-girlfriend?

Isn't this a blind date?

The man opened the plastic bag, revealing the dirty down jacket inside: "It's been six years, and I've never been willing to wash it."

“What?! You haven’t washed it in six years?” Mai Ling quickly stood up and moved away.

Yu Yue and the other two moved away silently.

They thought that the weird blind date men were just like the ones in the video with all kinds of scumbag quotes.

I didn't expect it to be so big once I got on the court.

Qi Yufeng clung to the edge of his seat, completely pretending he didn't exist.

Mai Ling really couldn't go on: "After you finish eating, leave quickly. We are not suitable."

"Why not?" The man wiped his mouth with his clothes. "I am nostalgic and I know how to cherish."

"I don't think this kind of cherishing is necessary. Are you sure you don't do the laundry just because you're lazy? You want to find a free nanny, but I'm not that. I don't do housework, and it's impossible for me to make money for a man." Mai Ling took another step back, her refusal obvious.

The man continued eating and took back the flower he had given him: "Girls, how can you not do housework? You should learn it."

Mai Ling crossed her arms and said, "Whether I learn or not is none of your business. I advise you to leave immediately, or you will pay for it."

When it comes to paying the bill, the man immediately stuffs food into his mouth: "Just go. Who would like you?"

He ate and took his food and left quickly, looking anxious as if he was afraid that he would be asked to pay the bill if he walked too slowly.

"..."

They were ignorant before, so they made a fuss about such things.

Mai Ling silently sat in the back seat: "Waiter, pay for that table. I'll move to this table and have a drink."

She needed to slow down, really.

Yu Yue and the others immediately moved to a nearby seat, as they felt that the place where they had just sat was a bit smelly.

Qi Yufeng walked to the table next to him, sat down and crossed his legs: "It's not easy for you either."

"..."

Mai Ling was angry that she couldn't refute.

She glared at him fiercely.

Qi Yufeng spread his hands: "You have to understand that the ratio of normal men to weird men in the blind date circle is 100:1. Normal men are rare, and you still want to find a good man? It's almost like dreaming. Those who look normal on the surface can't be trusted, they are garbage underneath."

After a doubtful look, Mai Ling decided to learn humbly: "You seem to know a lot about blind dates?"

"I don't understand the blind date business, but I understand the hidden meaning behind their words." Qi Yufeng raised his chin slightly.

Yu Yue and the others pricked up their ears; they were also very curious.

As a scumbag in the blind date world, Mai Ling sat down obediently: "For example?"

Qi Yufeng pointed his finger and said, "For example, income. If they hesitate to talk about it, then they either don't have it or it's very low. If they mention a range from X to X, then it's definitely the lowest. If they praise their height, then they praise their height; if they praise their looks, then they praise their looks. If they don't praise anything, then they're honest."

Mai Ling grasped the essence of the matter instantly: "Anyway, just talk about it in a high-level way. I want to think about it in a low-level way."

"That's right. And it's beyond your comprehension." Qi Yufeng raised his eyebrows.

Mai Ling nodded to show that she understood.

Yu Yici and Qiao Ling exclaimed that they had learned a lot, and they should not blindly believe anything others recommend in the future.

The second blind date guy made a grand appearance.

His appearance, clothing, and even behavior were all fairly normal.

The two sat face to face drinking coffee, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a moment.

Mai Ling wanted to liven up the atmosphere, so if the other party didn't come, she would come: "Excuse me, what do you want from your significant other?"

The blind date man pushed up his glasses and started talking nonstop: "Fair skin, beautiful face, gentle and family-oriented, with an annual salary of one million. All wages must be handed over, and I must be filial to my parents and give birth to at least three children. I can only go back to my parents' home once a year, and I absolutely cannot stay until the next day..."

"..."

What good things are you thinking about?

You want to be beautiful and be able to make money, give up all the money you earn, and have three children?

The most speechless thing is that I can go back to my parents’ home once a year and I’m not allowed to stay overnight?

Yu Yue looked disgusted. Why did she say that when she could go home anytime?

Not only do I not have to hand in my salary, my husband also gives me a black card to use as I please.

The couple has not yet discussed how many children to have, but it is definitely not something the man can decide alone.

Mai Ling raised her hand to interrupt: "You go ahead. I'm here for a blind date, not to fulfill your unrealistic fantasies. Go to bed."

Qi Yufeng beside him could hardly hold back his laughter. Human beings, there is diversity...

The blind date man glanced at the drinks on the table and said, "Since you rejected me, you need to pay for the taxi fare I took when I came here. The cost of the drinks, and the compensation for one day's missed work. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have come here. Do you know how much I earn a day?"

"I don't know. No one forced you to come. In fact, you don't have to come." Mai Ling shook her head.

The blind date man said proudly: "I earn 300 yuan a day. You have to pay me."

Mai Ling rolled her eyes and said, "Then do you know how much I earn a day? Thirty thousand! You have to compensate me."

Frowning, the blind date guy couldn't believe it: "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Qiao Ling stood up angrily: "How is that impossible! Aren't you going to pay compensation? Deduct your share and quickly pay it back to this sister."

Qi Yufeng smiled and applauded the two beauties.

Yu Yici smiled and gave a thumbs up. His future wife is so beautiful!

"That's unreasonable!" Seeing that the other party had more people and more power, the blind date man said something harsh and left.