usatvline Chapter 200 Chen Junyan: Lick him to wake me up
Chapter 200 Chen Junyan: Lick him to wake me up
The second time that Village Chief Ma heard Zhang Lang mention the lottery, he looked at Zhang Lang with a puzzled look: "Lottery?"
Zhang Lang said casually, "It's the lucky wheel."
The more Village Chief Ma listened, the more confused he became.
"Even if I tell you, you won't understand. I really can't learn your magic weapon. I can smash all those protective magic weapons you made with just one slap."
Zhang Lang pointed at the protective magic weapon around Village Chief Ma's neck and said casually.
Village Chief Ma was very confident in his magic weapon: "Impossible."
Zhang Lang stretched out his hand and said, "Give me two more swallowing sacs."
Village chief Ma handed over two devouring sacs in confusion.
Zhang Lang smiled and said, "Look carefully."
Village chief Ma stood still, wary of Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang gathered his strength, then slapped him in slow motion.
"Ma Xianhong, die."
Village Chief Ma raised his hand habitually and put his forearm to block the side of his cheek.
Then I felt a huge force, carrying my forearm, hitting my face.
"Hold the grass."
He turned around twice and fell to the ground.
Zhang Lang took out the devouring sac and pointed it at the fallen village chief Ma.
Zhang Lang looked at the passerby.
Wei Junjie on the side laughed awkwardly and bumped into a big tree next to him.
What a joke! Village Chief Ma turned around two and a half circles on the spot, and the difficulty coefficient was at least 3.6.
I am just a passerby, and I will be destroyed by a slap.
There is an old Chinese saying that goes well.
Wei Junjie is a man who knows the times.
whee.
"Chen Junyan, go to Biyou Village first and wait for me there."
Chen Junyan barked twice and ran away.
He was afraid that Zhang Lang would slap him too.
Zhang Lang went over and put Passerby A into his swallowing bag.
Apply it casually on your face.
Become another person.
Change into a black jacket.
Then he took out a red wig and put it on.
Wear sunglasses.
A figure flashed and appeared behind the two company employees.
The knife chopped the necks of the two employees.
The two men fell straight down.
Zhang Lang said to Liao Zhong, the person in charge of the South China Region, in a joking voice: "Yo Yo, your men have been killed by me. If you know what's best for you, don't make trouble. Otherwise, I will get rid of you all, yo yo."
Liao Zhong pulled off his protective mask and said, "Stop playing tricks. Where's Chen Duoer?"
Zhang Lang made a Rock gesture with his fingers and said, "Yo, I already told you that I have already killed you. Your question is really ridiculous."
Liao Zhong shouted with red eyes: "Impossible, how could Chen Duoer be killed by you."
Zhang Lang's body was suspended in the air, surrounded by flames.
He said in a hoarse voice: "I am her nemesis, the Lord of Fire. She was burdened with great karma, and I have ended her painful life. Liao Zhong, you don't understand what she wants? Death is her only relief."
Liao Zhong looked at Zhang Lang, who was in the air like a god, and muttered to himself in disbelief: "She just wants to live like an ordinary person. We can help her get rid of the original Gu in her body soon. Why did you do this? Why?"
Zhang Lang said in a deep voice, "It's too late for you to say anything. She has already been reincarnated. You should think about how to report it to your company."
Liao Zhong watched the flames disappear bit by bit and shouted into the air, "Who are you? Who are you?"
"I am the only one who reigns supreme in heaven and on earth. I am the Lord of Fire in the eight wastelands and six directions."
Zhang Lang's voice disappeared.
People have teleported dozens of times.
Appeared next to the local dog Chen Junyan.
Mention the hairy local dog.
Infinite teleportation.
Biyou Village.
Zhang Lang invited Village Chief Ma to come out.
He handed the fish in his hand over and said, "Old Ma, I'm so sorry. I didn't expect you couldn't even withstand a slap from me."
Village Chief Ma looked at the obedient Bi Lao, rubbed his cheek and said, "What did you eat to grow up?"
Zhang Lang pulled Village Chief Ma's hand over and stuffed the fish into his hand: "Don't ask any more questions. Consider this fish my apology to you."
Old Bi's hair was wet and he blinked hard at Village Chief Ma.
Village Chief Ma looked at Old Bi who was giving him a look and said in confusion, "Forget about the fish. How long have I been unconscious?"
Zhang Lang said with a smile: "Maybe we need to add another three minutes."
The pair of small eyes under Mr. Bi's glasses flashed wildly at Village Chief Ma.
Village Chief Ma frowned in confusion: "Why add three minutes...ah."
Zhang Lang shook his hands and said, "Because you don't forgive me, you are holding a grudge. I can only win you over with virtue."
Zhang Lang pointed at Chen Junyan who was squatting on the ground and said, "You licking dog, go and wake him up. If he doesn't wake up in three minutes, hmph..."
Chen Junyan stood on his front legs and bowed for mercy.
Zhang Lang bully: "Two minutes and fifty-one seconds left."
Chen Junyan sighed like a fierce dog and licked the village chief Ma on the ground wildly.
Mr. Bi is very well-behaved.
As a strong man, he now wants to join Zhang Lang's sect.
Zhang Lang smiled and said, "Don't look at me like that. I'm not Gong Qing, nor am I Ding Yu'an, nor am I the naive and kind-hearted Village Chief Ma. I won't let you follow me."
Mr. Bi smiled bitterly and said, "I knew that you were not simple."
Zhang Lang shook his head and said, "I am just an ordinary person. It's fine as long as Grandpa Bi remains the same as before."
Old Bi nodded: "Okay, let's just say, next time, can you not be so violent towards my old bones? I can't stand your big slap."
Zhang Lang said with a smile: "Who told Grandpa Bi not to teach me the real Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles? I know the Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles is a unique skill passed down from Bian Que, how could it be that I only know the basics?"
Bi Lao smiled awkwardly and said, "This is really difficult for me, an old man. The Thirteen Ghost Needles cannot really control life and death. I only stay at the level of governing and controlling people."
Zhang Lang smiled and said, "Can you fill in the other thirteen needles of the Ghost Gate?"
Bi Lao sighed and said, "My life is not long enough. I can't do anything about the other thirteen needles of the Thirteen Needles of the Ghost Gate."
Zhang Lang: "It turns out that the one with the longest life is the winner. Grandpa Bi, do you think I have a chance to learn the remaining few stitches?"
Grandpa Bi looked at Zhang Lang's face carefully, frowned and said, "You..."
"Do you think I still have a chance? Grandpa Bi."
"Yes, absolutely. You have jumped out of the Three Realms and are not in the Five Elements. The sword is golden and the life is like a tree on the sidewalk. How can there be someone like you in this world who is beyond life and death and does not enter the cycle of reincarnation? Take my book and study it carefully."
Zhang Lang rolled his eyes and said, "What nonsense! Just teach me the remaining few shots and I promise I won't beat you again."
Bi Lao smiled awkwardly and said, "If you had said so earlier, it would have been over. The old man was so scared that he broke into a cold sweat."
Zhang Lang pointed at Village Chief Ma and said, "Please help me persuade him. I caught this fish myself. If he doesn't accept it, he will definitely not forgive me."
Village Chief Ma grabbed the fish accurately and said, "I must take it. I must take the fish sent by Brother Zhang."
Zhang Lang: "Oh, my Master Ma, you finally woke up. You really scared me just now."
Village Chief Ma's eyes twitched and tears welled up in his eyes.
"I'm sorry to have worried Brother Zhang. It's all my fault. I was too weak and fainted when I bumped into your hand."
Zhang Lang smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay. I just asked Master Bi about the Thirteen Ghost Needles. I can help you with it."
Village Chief Ma: "You're not done yet, are you? You still want to use me as a guinea pig. Do you think I don't know whether the Thirteen Ghost Needles are for saving people or killing people?"
Zhang Lang snorted and said, "You are extremely timid, not even as brave as Chen Junyan. Look at how healthy it is now."
Chen Junyan stuck out his tongue and cooperated by showing off his muscular body.
Village Chief Ma: If that’s the case, this is not a bad idea.