usatvline Chapter 7 Ears stuffed with donkey hair
Chapter 7 Ears stuffed with donkey hair
Having made up her mind, Wei Dongning took out a set of men's clothing from the closet the next day.
While everyone was distracted, one of them secretly slipped out.
Even Xiao Fu wasn't brought along.
Headed straight to Zuixiang Courtyard.
She had already inquired about it; the male prostitutes at Zuixiang Courtyard were the best in the capital.
Even if you do nothing, just looking at it is pleasing to the eye.
"Ningbao, are we really going? My eyelids keep twitching."
With the Drunken Fragrance Courtyard right in front of them, Xiao Wu suddenly spoke up.
There was a hint of hesitation in his voice.
Which eye?
"Right eye."
"Feudal superstition is unacceptable." Wei Dongning didn't even pause in her steps.
Xiao Wu perked up and asked, "What if it's the left eye that's twitching?"
"Haven't you heard the old saying? 'A twitching left eye means good fortune! It's a sign of great luck!'"
Just as Xiao Wu was about to laugh at her for not considering this feudal superstition, Wei Dongning had already stood at the entrance of Zuixiang Courtyard.
Stepping inside, one is greeted by a magnificent and opulent scene.
The politely dressed young lady left a lingering fragrance as she walked past.
Wei Dongning stared wide-eyed: "Xiao Wu, no wonder everyone wants to be a man, this feeling is so great!"
"Shut up, it's so embarrassing."
Wei Dongning subconsciously wiped the corner of her mouth after hearing Xiao Wu's words.
Dry.
I've been tricked.
"Xiao Wu, what you're doing is a bit unethical. I'm here to broaden your horizons, aren't I?"
Wei Dongning found an empty table and sat down, enjoying the dance performance in the center of the stage.
He also ordered himself a pot of the shop's signature drunken wine.
Xiao Wu gave a disdainful sneer.
Those who know, know exactly what she's thinking.
The flower maid, draped in a thin veil, gracefully walked over to Wei Dongning's side and sat down, holding a wine cup.
For a moment, Wei Dongning felt that her own sexual orientation was becoming unclear.
However, she didn't forget the purpose of her visit today, and opened her mouth to take the grapes that the courtesan fed her: "I heard that the male prostitutes here are quite good?"
The flower maid teased, "Young master, are you dissatisfied with the service? Why do you want to change the staff?"
"No, no, I still like you very much."
The flower maid gently stroked Wei Dongning's face: "Wait here, I'll go find you the most handsome male prostitute."
When Su Yizhuo found Wei Dongning at Zuixiang Courtyard, she was already drunk and her eyes were glazed over.
His hand was still rubbing against the male prostitute's hand like a pervert.
Beside them was another young lady, dressed as a man, lying in the arms of the flower maid.
Holding up the wine jug, he said boldly to Wei Dongning, "It's so nice to talk to Brother Wei. I toast you, Brother Wei."
The sweetness in her voice is impossible to ignore.
Wei Dongning also raised the wine pot beside him: "It is my honor to be able to become friends with Brother Zhong."
Su Yizhuo took a deep breath.
That brat, now that she has a healthy body, she doesn't know how to act all high and mighty.
At such a young age, she's already learning from those spoiled brats, indulging in drinking and womanizing.
And that little girl surnamed Zhong should be Zhong Shuyue, the cheerful and obedient eldest daughter of Censor Zhong.
It seems he's not someone who can be easy to deal with.
Wei Dongning was already completely drunk and oblivious to everything else.
No matter how much Ren Xiaowu reminded her, Su Yizhuo was right behind her, but she ignored him.
Su Yizhuo walked to Wei Dongning's side and leaned down: "There's a cockroach on your neck."
Upon hearing these words, Wei Dongning instantly snapped back to reality.
With a loud "Aww!", she jumped onto Su Yizhuo, yelling, "Where? Where? Nao Nao, don't scare me!"
She is terrified of cockroaches, and now she feels uncomfortable all over her body.
"I was just kidding. Come home with me now."
When Su Yizhuo visited the Marquis's residence in the morning, everyone was frantically looking for her.
If he hadn't known his younger sister so well, probably no one would have guessed that she was hiding in the Drunken Fragrance Courtyard after dark.
The drunk Zhong Shuyue was attracted to Su Yizhuo in front of her.
He stood up shakily.
She boldly touched his face with her small hand: "This male prostitute is even more handsome than the top courtesan here."
Wei Dongning swallowed hard and grinned foolishly at Su Yizhuo, saying, "She probably, maybe, likely, possibly didn't do it on purpose."
"I know." He wasn't about to argue with two drunk kids: "Get up, I'll take you home."
Su Yizhuo gave a wink to the people following behind.
He grabbed Wei Dongning by the back of the neck and walked out of Zuixianglou.
Wei Dongning shrank back timidly, only daring to shout at Xiao Wu in her mind: "Aaaaaaah! Why didn't you warn me when he came, Xiao Wu? You don't know, I used to be most afraid of him! You're so unfair."
Xiao Wu, hands on her hips, said angrily, "How dare you say that! Think back to how many times I called you! And you, it's like your ears are stuffed with donkey hair! You just ignored me completely!"
Knowing she was in the wrong, Wei Dongning dared not say another word.
Su Yizhu threw the person into the carriage.
Zhong Shuyue received the same treatment after being exposed to the wind and becoming a little more sober.
"Where am I? Wasn't I drinking? Brother Wei, who is he?"
Wei Dongning tugged at Zhong Shuyue's sleeve: "He is the Second Prince."
She wanted to add, "Just now you mistook me for a male prostitute," but seeing the shocked and slightly frightened expression on her face, she swallowed the words back.
"Second, the Second Prince."
"Hmm." Su Yizhuo responded indifferently, "Miss Zhong should think about how to explain things to the Imperial Censor later."
When Zhong Shuyue realized that her identity had been exposed, she felt utterly hopeless.
She thought she had disguised herself quite successfully.
It turns out that everything was just what she thought.
Wei Dongning and Zhong Shuyue chatted in hushed tones the whole way.
Su Yizhuo pretended not to hear.
Upon arriving at the gate of the Marquis's residence, Su Yizhuo grabbed Wei Dongning and prepared to get out of the car.
Unable to resist, Wei Dongning pleaded, "Brother, dear brother, I'll just say one more word to Yueyue."
"hurry up."
After saying that, Su Yizhuo turned around and got out of the car.
Wei Dongning coughed lightly: "Yueyue, I'm sorry, I've troubled you today."
“We are friends, and friends don’t talk about whether we will be implicated or not.”
Seeing that they seemed determined to keep chatting, Su Yizhuo pulled Wei Dongning out and gave the coachman a wink, signaling him to leave quickly.
Wei Dongning followed behind Su Yizhuo, walking into the Marquis's residence like a quail.
Under the suppression of her bloodline, she didn't even dare to breathe loudly.
She flattered him, saying, "Dear brother, I didn't do anything too outrageous, did I?"
Su Yizhuo rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on: "Do you even know that today is the day the Gu family is coming to deliver the betrothal gifts?"
"what?!"
Wei Dongning assured that she really didn't know anything about this.
Oh no, this is incredibly embarrassing.
Wei Dongning wanted to cry but had no tears.
As soon as I stepped into the front hall, four pairs of eyes stared straight at me.
At this moment, Wei Dongning really wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
She could see that Minister Gu was hesitant to speak, and she could also see that Wei Liangzhe and Bai Suyun were suppressing their anger.
"Dong Ning greets all the elders."
Wei Dongning bowed gracefully to the group.
When she turned her head and met Gu Peiyan's gaze, she felt even more guilty.
This shouldn't be considered premarital infidelity... right?