Now that we're in a book, isn't it reasonable to use some cheats?

Chapter 398: Pants ran back to the sect to find its master?

Found a problem.

Both she and her junior brother had a special liking for Lao Deng's underpants, as he really had nothing worth showing off.

Su Ning wanted to witness the exorcism process.

"Junior brother, please take me with you. I want to see it too."

"This..." Mu Xiaoyu thought about it for a while, and reluctantly agreed: "Then Senior Sister, you are not allowed to tell Uncle Master about this."

"..."

She really wanted to ask what Lu Jinnian couldn’t know.

But she didn't ask, but nodded: "Don't tell him."

Mu Xiaoyu was relieved.

So, Su Ning also joined his sneaky team, and the two of them left the sect to meet up with Song Shaoqian, not knowing why they called him.

Maybe the rotten garlic combination is indispensable.

"Have you prepared everything?" Mu Xiaoyu asked.

Song Shaoqian gave him a reassuring look: "Don't worry, I will definitely do everything you asked me to do."

Su Ning: “…” Why do these two people look a bit like a gangster liaison?

After replying to Mu Xiaoyu, Song Shaoqian revealed his true nature: "Long time no see, Xiao Ningning, do you think I have become more handsome?"

"I just saw him this morning."

"I feel like a long time has passed since we last met. An afternoon apart..."

"Okay." Su Ning interrupted him impatiently: "I see, what are you preparing?"

So grand.

You also have to avoid being seen by others and choose a remote place in the mountains.

"Dangdangdang." Song Shaoqian took out an old talisman and said mysteriously, "This is what I stole from my master. It's specially used to exorcise evil spirits."

That symbol does have a character similar to "drive".

But looking at his appearance, he probably doesn't know whether it is used to exorcise evil spirits. He may have seen his own master use it.

This was not the first time Su Ning had seen his unreliability. She asked with some concern, "Are you sure it's a talisman to drive away evil spirits?"

"Sure." Song Shaoqian said confidently.

Ok.

Trust him for now. If something unexpected happens again, his credibility in your heart will drop from 20% to zero.

Become a dishonest person.

In order to show off his great talisman skills in front of Su Ning, Song Shaoqian did not hesitate and placed the talisman on the ground.

Then he gestured to Mu Xiaoyu.

"Put your master's red pants on it."

"Why don't we stick the talisman directly inside our pants?" Mu Xiaoyu wondered, wouldn't it be easier to put the talisman inside?

Despite his doubts, he still did it.

Next, Song Shaoqian pretended to build up his emotions, and suddenly shouted, "Drive, drive for me."

Su Ning: “…” Why does it feel a little weird?

It's a bit like having a shit that can't come out, so you have to pump air while you poop.

This is getting off topic.

Looking at the talisman and pants that didn't move at all, Su Ning questioned: "Could your talisman be broken? Or is it not for exorcism?"

The latter is more likely.

"Definitely not." He said firmly.

As soon as he finished saying this, he was slapped in the face.

Because the talisman worked.

But this doesn't seem to be an exorcism. Whose exorcism talisman runs away with pants? This is obviously a walking talisman, buddy.

It was as if there was an invisible man running in his underpants...

Song Shaoqian also fell silent.

He began to become unconfident: "Maybe I took the wrong one?"

"As long as it's not a talisman for finding things, it's fine." Mu Xiaoyu was open-minded. As long as it wasn't this kind of talisman, other talismans didn't matter.

I'm afraid it's a talisman for an object to find its owner.

By then, Pants strolled back to Qingyun Sect. As expected, the master was chatting with the sect's disciples, and the Pants slipped back onto his legs.

Pants looked at the master affectionately again.

He felt very excited just thinking about that scene.

"Dude..."

Song Shaoqian became timid, and he told a cruel reality: "People of the same family don't lie to each other, it seems that..."

Then he asked again.

"How is your master feeling lately?"

Good words.

Maybe they'll turn a blind eye, or at worst they'll give you a scolding.

Bad words.

Based on Yang Cheng's personality, he would definitely put his shorts on their heads in a fit of rage, and then make them run around the cultivation world twice to make a show.

"He was kicked twice by his uncle, do you think he will be okay?" Mu Xiaoyu was annoyed. He had been assured by his uncle at the beginning.

Now I have given up.

One day, the pants ran away by themselves.

Su Ning, who was standing by, probably understood the function of the talisman and raised her eyebrows: "You mean, the pants ran back to the sect to find its owner?"

"That's probably it." Song Shaoqian was not in a hurry at all, because he didn't steal the pants. At most, he just brought a talisman to take a look.

The one who should be anxious is Mu Xiaoyu.

as predicted.

Mu Xiaoyu chased in the direction of Pants and said anxiously: "We have to catch it before it returns to Master's legs, otherwise..."

He did not continue.

With Yang Cheng's personality, he will most likely have to endure his unscrupulous punishment.

"Wait for us." Song Shaoqian brought Su Ning along and made a bet with her on the way: "Little Ningning, how about we make a bet?"

"What are you betting on?" Su Ning suddenly became interested.

"I bet your junior brother won't be able to catch up." Song Shaoqian could imagine that wonderful scene, and he prayed that Mu Xiaoyu would slow down.

"Your merit -1."

The two of them followed Mu Xiaoyu in pursuit of pants, becoming a beautiful sight.

I don’t know if it was because of the talisman that made the shorts more flexible, or if it was because they didn’t have enough physical strength, but the three of them couldn’t even catch up with a pair of shorts.

We were about to enter Qingyun Sect.

"It's over..."

Mu Xiaoyu's heart finally died, maybe because he heard that he was going to die, the moment Kua Cha entered Qingyun Sect.

Caught by a hand.

The owner of the hand did not despise him. He looked at the breathless Mu Xiaoyu curiously: "Junior brother, why are your pants flying all over the place?"

The person who came was Du Changlin.

He is agile even in a wheelchair.

"Ah...oh..." Faced with this situation, Mu Xiaoyu could only bite the bullet and admit: "It was blown away by the wind as soon as I took it out."

"That's it." Du Changlin expressed his understanding.

Mu Xiaoyu was about to take the pants back from him, but Du Changlin deliberately avoided him: "Junior brother, is this your zodiac year?"

Red shorts are the exclusive color for your birth year.

"right……"

"No, the size of the pants is wrong." For the first time, Du Changlin looked at Mu Xiaoyu with a meaningful look, and the smile on his lips widened.

Mu Xiaoyu: “…”Aren’t we going to discuss the issue of code size?

"Brother, I've grown up, so the size is naturally bigger. Please return the pants to me quickly." Mu Xiaoyu was anxious.

Ask more.

Don't even mention the size, even the size should be checked.

"Ok."

He just wanted to tease the boy and was about to return his pants to him.

The pants ran away by themselves?

Du Changlin was also stunned: "How come your pants can move by themselves?"

"..."Mu Xiaoyu hurriedly chased after him, but halfway through, when he saw someone coming, he silently retreated towards the door.

"You kid, run away when you see me?"

Yang Cheng flashed in front of him and picked him up, and at this moment, the goods delivered by Mu Xiaoyu arrived.

In front of everyone's eyes, the pair of running shorts stuck to Yang Cheng's embarrassing spot, and the person looked down.

His face turned green on the spot.

"Mu! Xiao! Yu!"

"Master, it fits me well."