usatvline Chapter 379 The Protagonist with Brains
Chapter 379 The Protagonist with Brains
——— The Knights ———
Lisa's sister: "Today is another normal day with everyone in the office~ But it's also a little unusual that everyone is in the office~"
"Welcome to watch the latest live short drama"
Lisa glanced at Amber and said in a senior tone: "Amber, you can't be so obvious when you're slacking off~"
Amber said: "I didn't! My hand shook and it jumped."
"Mond is in crisis! No one is helping! Because they still have work to do!"
[Jin: Mond has patrolling Knights, so this won't happen.]
Diluk: You mean every quest to find a cat should be sent to you?
[Diakarapian: Honestly, the current Knights of Favonius are not as useful as my Royal Guards.]
Wendy: Hey, it's a peaceful time now, and I'm not sitting on a high tower.
[Diakarapian: Are you speechless?]
On TV
"Help! A Hilichurl is chasing me!"
Wendy escapes.jpg
Barbara: @Jean, the Knights are indeed a bit lazy.
Wendy: Hey
"Only him! He looks like an ordinary office worker."
The screen shows Kaia's back
"But you can gain superhuman powers by taking time off!"
Kaiya picked up the phone with one hand and hit his head with a brick with the other: "Hey, Captain, I got hit on the head by a flower pot. I won't be going to work today."
"this voice"
'Somewhat familiar'
"He is! The Leave-Seeking Man!"
Kaiya came out to the TV with blood spurting from his head
Diluk: You really worked hard to get leave.
【Qin: Actually, there is no need to do this】
[Luo Yu: I envy this mental state]
"Wow! It's really you!"
“I may miss meetings, but I will never be absent from work for justice!”
In response, the five-star general...ahem, the best bard in Teyvat said: "Wow! It's the Leave Man! I'm finally saved!"
Amber: "Wow! So passionate! I want to be a superhero too!"
"I want to ask for leave too, but this is actually a live broadcast? But Kaia isn't?"
There is no trace of Luo Yu on Kaiya's desk anymore, only a life-size doll of Kaiya remains.
There is a sticker on the doll's head saying "Absence: Hit on the head by a flower pot"
Lisa: "It's the same as in the skit?"
"Do you think this is the end? New crises are coming!"
"It's the Overwork Demon King!! No! It's Jean! No! Why is Captain Jean here! Wait, this is a film set! Stop messing around! Don't catch me! Save me!!"
Kaia screamed like a ghost
"You're definitely in this class! Even the Wind God can't stop you! I say it!"
Jean dragged Kaia away
Wendy: "Dear audience! This is all part of the script! Don't forget to tip if you like it!"
Lisa and Amber were embarrassed. Jean pulled Kaia, who was knocked unconscious and tied up, and said, "Let's see who dares to slack off."
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
Wendy: As the old saying goes, slacking off is fun for a while, but slacking off all the time is fun all the time.
[Hu Tao: Why don’t I remember this old saying?]
Wendy: I've lived for over 4000 years, so why aren't my words ancient?
Barbara: Lord Barbatos is right (record.jpg)
[Diakarapian: As the old saying goes, beating Barbatos is fun, beating Barbatos all the time is fun.]
Wendy: Hey
[Ding! Reward: Jean, Amber, and Lisa for a month of beach relaxation]
[Ding, reward: Wendy and Kaeya's work ability doubled]
Wendy: Is this right?
[Dicarapian: Nothing wrong.]
【Kaeya: No! 】
[Lisa: Come on everyone, I'm going to relax on the island]
[Ding, a video is about to play. If the protagonist of a horror movie is sane.]
[Ying: I can probably guess what it is from the title.]
[Fanez: In the horror movies I used to watch, the protagonists were so crazy that my blood pressure soared.]
[Luo Yu: So I usually choose to directly cross the dimension and give the protagonist a big punch]
[Aika Kamisato: Are horror films similar to horror novels?]
[Ying: Yes.]
Screen starts
Then a line of words appeared: If the protagonist of a horror movie had a normal mind.
Haunted House
Our protagonist Ying and his friend Paimon came to a house.
Then Ying said that I heard that this house is not clean and you can see ghosts. I don’t believe it.
Paimon said this with disdain and went in. Less than 5 seconds later, Paimon ran out screaming.
Ying asked Paimeng in confusion, "What's wrong? What are you shouting about?"
Really, I saw Paimon said with a slightly tearful tone.
It was made to look just like the real thing. I came to see Ying and she said she wanted to go in too. After she said that, she prepared to go into the house.
No, I'm serious. My hand felt cold. It was really a ghost. Paimeng quickly grabbed Ying's hand.
At this time, Ying grasped the key line, wait a minute, you said "touch".
Yes, Paimon said quickly!
That means he can withstand physical damage, Ying said, and then took out a pistol from his arms.
"What's this?" Paimon asked in confusion.
Namo 9mm Bodhisattva, Ying said and walked into the room, smiling as she walked.
Then a pair of Yings appeared whose marksmanship was not very good. After emptying two magazines, there was no more legend of ghosts here.
[Luo Yu: Okay, a Namo 9mm Bodhisattva]
【Ying: It can also be called American Iai】
[Walnut: So this is also possible.]
[Hu Tao: @Liuyunjifengzhenjun, I also described a Namo 9mm Bodhisattva (crying and making a fuss, jpg)]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: I'll try my best.]
[Fu Ningna: @Fontaine Research Institute everyone, I want to see the Namo 9mm Bodhisattva in the video in three days]
[Everyone at the Fontaine Research Institute: We will do our best, Lady Funina]
Then the second one came out
The name above is the woman in red
[Ying: If that red-dressed ghost girl is pretty, I can do it too. Give me your support, give me your support (Ah Q sound)]
[Paimon: Traveler, please be normal! ]
[Fanes: In the other world, there's a saying that as long as you're brave enough, female ghosts will be given maternity leave.]
[All creatures with a connection to ghosts: I feel a chill down my spine. What's going on?]
The scene turned to the house, where Leosli, Tartaglia, and Elhaisen came into a house.
I heard that the house where the accident happened was here, Dadalia asked in confusion?
Yes, I heard that a woman in red appears in the house at midnight, Leosli said while looking at the phone.
If you're not looking for excitement, don't play like this. What if it's true? Elhaisen said from behind?
Let's go, I'm leaving too. Tartaglia and El Haisen are about to leave.
Wait a minute, are you single? Tartaglia asked.
Yes, Elheisen and Tartaglia looked at each other and said in unison.
I'm single too, Leosri said with a smile.
Then there is another narration about three hungry men who sat in the living room all night but waited for nothing, and left disappointed the next day.
Ding, the video playback has ended and the reward is being drawn.
[Tartaria & Elhaisen & Leosly: You slandered me, the system slandered me.]
[Ying: Oh, I've fully witnessed the diversity of species in Teyvat. (Joke, jpg)]
[Elhaisen: I want to say here that the people in the video are not us]
[Tartaria & Leosli: We agree with this statement]
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]