usatvline Chapter 382 Great Summoning Technique
Chapter 382 Great Summoning Technique
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Hu Tao: This is good, the strongest one is gone]
Chongyun: Why do you say it as if I'm dead?
[Ying: Trivia: Becoming a zombie is almost the same as dying.]
[Walnut: Business (eyes shining.jpg)]
【In the end: calm down】
[Ding, reward: a copy of Luo Yu's dark history, True Lord Liuyunjiefeng]
Luo Yu: @Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun, if you don't want to turn into three pieces of poultry, don't watch this.
True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Humph, how could this immortal be threatened... Mainly because this immortal has been busy lately. I will definitely tell you the story of Luo Yu someday.
[Funina: I was so scared! I thought justice was going to punish me again.]
[Ding, reward: rich Pantalone top pua]
[Top-level PUA, after learning, you can let employees pay to work for you]
[Tartaria: A moment of silence for Pan Zi's men]
Rich Man Pantalone: I am not a black-hearted capitalist, please don’t misunderstand me.
[Ying: PUA has already begun]
[Ding, reward Ningguang to activate the system live streaming sales function]
Ningguang: This makes business easier.
[Ding, reward: Chongyun Great Summoning Technique]
[Great Summoning Spell: Summon a random life form every day and have it stay in Teyvat for one day. The summoned creature cannot be controlled or harmed by Chongyun in any form, and Chongyun can send the summoned creature back at any time.]
【Chongyun: I’ll try】
Chongyun finished speaking and the camera turned to him
After Chongyun sang for a long time, the summoning began.
Then everyone saw a figure in a gray robe slowly appear.
[Ying: Why did you summon the Lord of the Wasteland?]
Xingqiu: Send it back, send it back quickly.
【Luo Yu: Wang Yu·Empty God Flash】
The second before Chongyun sent Lord Huang back, Luo Yu's attack hit Lord Huang.
【Luo Yu: Cool】
[Ding, a video is about to play, please pay attention in your next life]
【Luo Yu: I really miss the words I loved to say when I was young】
[Ying: I think you were better when you were younger. You should recover a little.]
Video starts
Kong, Sanbing, Yidou, with the symbol of struggle tied on his head, picked up the book and prepared to read by lamplight at night
"Start preparing for the finals today. Don't play around, don't slack off, and don't procrastinate!!"
one minute later
"Don't eat the line, don't grab the blue, don't surrender"
【Ying: Let’s be honest, everyone. My brother is like this】
[Kyuki Shinobu: The boss is also distracted like this]
[General Raiden: But my brother is very serious about his work.]
The lack of seriousness in high school leads to failure in college.
"After three years of playing around in high school, stop playing around in college. Be self-disciplined, study hard, and make progress!!"
The scene changes to a soldier holding a mobile phone and choosing the content preference of watching a video
"Looks, dancing, cosplay"
The three of them watched the video with drool and nose bleeding
[Ying: Will my brother really not be beaten? ]
The resort island at this time
&34;Bad Husband&34;
Asmodeus angrily punched the air.
&34;Wife, I only love you&34;
Sora held Asmodeus's hand and banged him against the wall.
Asmodeus blushed immediately.
……
The scene changes to three people holding briefcases
"College is a waste, this time we have to make a name for ourselves, we have to endure hardships, struggle and work hard."
The scene changes again to Kong sitting on the bed
"I need to eat"
The old man next to Kong immediately picked up some rice for him
"Drink water"
The old lady next to Kong immediately took out a bottle of water and handed it to Kong.
The scene changes to three people with gray hair lying on the hospital bed
"This life is over. If there is an afterlife, I must not waste my time and be lazy."
The scene changes and the three people say to the King of Hell: "Don't suffer, don't starve, don't work"
King of Hell: "Do you need someone to support you?"
"want"
The last shot shows three pigs fighting for food in a bowl.
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
Luo Yu: Really keeping someone as a mistress.
[Ying: Can my brother stay in Sky Island every day from now on? My wife will be hungry.]
Phanes: Don't worry, if he dares to do that, I'll kick them both out.
【Luo Yu: Have you been wanting to do this for a long time?】
[Ding, reward for Arataki Ichito for his exceptional concentration when doing things.]
【Kyuki Shinobu: I think I've finally gotten over my boss's bad habits】
Kujo Sara: We can relax a bit from now on.
[Ding, reward: Lightning Cannon itself possesses all the power of the Seven-Leaf Silent Illumination Secret Master]
[General Thunder: This way, my brother will truly become a god.]
Luo Yu: @Thunder Cannon, you shouldn't say, "Baalzebul, I've ascended to godhood" at this moment.
【Ying: I just said it felt a little off】
[Thunder Cannon: But...but, this is very disrespectful to Mother.]
Kujo Sara: That's right. How can you call the General a demon god?
[Lei Movie: It’s okay, I feel a little bit off too]
[Thunder Cannon: Okay, I'll think about it.]
[Thunder Cannon: Skirmisher, to me, your ancient code name, when your spirit sublimated and became a god, it seemed as if you had lived through the same years as the heavens and the earth. Looking back on this life, the existence called the collapse of the country is so small, so ugly. Baalzebul, I have ascended to godhood.]
【Luo Yu: That’s just right】
[Ding, today's video is over, and now it's time for questions and answers]
[Ding, who among the following weighs the most?]
A. Coral Palace Heart Sea
B. Ningguang
【C.Lei Movie】
【D. Nine-striped Sala】
[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]
[Ying: Let me analyze it, first excluding the heart sea]
Goro: That's right. After all, Coral Palace-sama pays special attention to body maintenance.
Kujo Sara: @Goro, are you saying that the General doesn't care about his body shape? (murderous intent revealed.jpg)
Luo Yu: I don’t think eating dessert every day has anything to do with body management.
[Raiden Shin: Indeed, if Ying wasn't a demon god, he would have become fat as a ball long ago.]
[Raiden General: That's right, my mom spends every day in her room reading light novels and eating tri-colored dumplings.]
[Lei Movie: Okay, okay, I'll just go out for a walk]
[Kujo Sara: General, please ensure your safety when traveling.]
[Ying: Ball lightning is also possible]
[Kujo Sara: @Feng, traveler, don’t let me see you at Inazuma]
[Ding, start answering]
[Ding, congratulations to Traveler Ying for successfully answering the question]
[Ying: I choose C, Lei Movie]
[Ding, Traveler Ying answered incorrectly, penalty is being drawn]
Kujo Sara: I said it couldn't be right.
[Ying: That's not right. Yingguang's heart should be the most important.]
[Paimon: Hey, stop talking, I feel like we're going to be wanted by Inazuma again]
【Luo Yu: Obviously, this isn’t a direct question about weight】
[Fanes: You are not Luo Yu at all. Luo Yu has no brains at all.]
【Luo Yu: I really won’t beat you up anymore】
【Nibelungen: Fight, fight】
[Ding, please choose one of the following punishments]