usatvline Chapter 404 Frozen Live Room
Chapter 404 Frozen Live Room
[Ding, everyone, good morning! ]
【Wendy: Another happy day.】
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: I've finally recovered.]
[Ganyu: This cactus really needs to have its thorns removed.]
[Ding, a video about a joke about an immortal is about to play]
[Ying: Has Cyno finally taken action against Liyue? ]
【Tinari: Don't worry, we at Xumi won't let the things in the video happen.】
Nashida: That's right. Liyue won't deploy Luo Yu, and we won't deploy Senor.
Video starts
It's Shenhe and the travel duo
Shen He: "Do you know why Master is so dangerous and can't be approached?"
Ying: "Is it because your master is very strict?"
Shen He: "No, it's because of her skills, she can set up a trap!"
Paimon: "Is this some kind of bad joke time?"
[Hu Tao: So what happened to the honey trap?]
[Ying: You are still young. You will understand when you grow up.]
[Luo Yu: It's so cold, who is this ice-type master?]
[Lord Liuyunjiefeng: This is outrageous! This is absolutely outrageous!]
"Then do you know why you can't hold hands with her?"
Paimon: "I know that! Because her hands are cacti."
Shen He holds up a frozen dog: "Correct answer"
"Why are you holding up a frozen dog?"
Shen He: "Because... Bingo"
【Tinari: These are definitely all disguised as Seno.】
【Sino: Although I want to say this is not me, it is very interesting.】
Nashida: Indeed.
Paimon: "It's so cold, no wonder you have the Eye of Ice Elemental God"
[Tinari: @Fanes, were you sure you didn't send the Eye of God to the wrong person?]
[Fanes: I am also reflecting on this now.]
Ying: "Then do you know why I don't like cacti?"
Paimon: "Is it because the cactus has thorns?"
Ying: "No, it's because I like cacti better than cacti."
Paimon: "You better really be talking about cactus."
[Ying: Ahem, this is true. I really like cacti.]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Traveler, the cactus you mentioned would be the real one.]
[Ying: Of course it’s true. If you don’t believe me, I’ll come over right now.]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Forget it.]
The scene turns to Ao Zang Mountain
Ying: "Do you know what kind of clothes I like?"
True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: "What kind of clothes do you like?"
Ying: "I like... being subdued by you"
【Luo Yu: Eh, I feel a little sick.】
【Kong: @Ying, if things really don't work out, you should find someone else.】
【Ying: Is this what you said? @Luo Yu】
[Kong: No]
[Ying: Look, even after I found you, you're still unhappy.]
【Kong: You can find anyone, but don't find this kind of thing.】
【Luo Yu: Come on, come on, explain to me what this thing is? 】
"Then do you know what color clothes Ganyu and Shenhe like?"
"I asked them before, and they all like black."
"What a coincidence! I have a piece of clothing that is both concealing and portable, and it's pure black. I think they will like it."
"Oh, what's this dress like?"
"Is such that"
After that, Ying appeared wearing the same black clothes as Xiao Hei from the world of Death God Elementary School.
"This outfit doesn't look like it's for a good person!!!"
[Walnut: I feel like this outfit is perfect for my partner.]
【Luo Yu: Anyone wearing this kind of clothes will die wherever they go.】
[Walnut: I told you, it feels like we're destined to be together]
[Xingqiu: Is this the Demon God's sixth sense?]
Ganyu: "I think people are like machines"
True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: "How do you know?"
Gan Yu: “Life is often like a machine, constantly running from morning till night, working, studying and living.”
“Well, that does make sense.”
Gan Yu: "The body itself is like a highly sophisticated mechanism, with various organs and systems working in harmony to maintain life. Organs need repair when they become worn out, and the same is true for humans."
[Tartaria: I feel like I've heard this somewhere before.]
Dr. Dottore: This coincides with my experimental philosophy.
[Ying: People are saying that you're really using humans for experiments.]
[Paimon: You are indeed Sun Xiaochuan from another world.]
[Doctor Dottore: I'll just take it as a compliment.]
"I didn't expect you to comprehend some philosophical truths from the art of machinery. I am very pleased. Since you understand this principle, you must make sure to rest regularly. Although you are a half-immortal, overwork will damage your foundation."
"Well, I see"
"I'm sorry to interrupt this warm atmosphere. I have a question. Xianyun is your human form. If humans are mechanisms, and you can control wind elemental power, and you're quite old, then are you considered a Dafeng mechanism?"
"Don't tell jokes in such a warm atmosphere!!!"
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
【Tinari: It's finally over.】
【Sino: If you haven’t heard enough, I can tell you a few more.】
【Tinari: That’s not necessary.】
[Ding, reward: a Shen He resurrection card]
[Shen He: Resurrecting My Father]
[Ying: Is it really necessary to reconcile with that kind of person?]
[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Although this man is a jerk, he is still Shen He's father in the final analysis.]
[Luo Yu: You call the man who sacrificed his daughter to the remnants of the demon a father.]
【Shen He: It’s all in the past.】
[Ding, reward travelers with abilities, share strength.]
[Share strength, share strength with a random unit within a 10m radius.]
[Ying: Isn't this a pure gambling artifact? ]
【Luo Yu: If the bet is right, fine. If the bet is wrong, you won’t explode.】
【Ying: You are quite right, but let’s start a bet.】
[Ding, reward: Paimon complains about Adai.]
[Katsina: It's the same reward as mine.]
[Ying: I feel like this thing will be most useful in Paimon's hands.]
【Paimon: Humph, of course.】
[Ding, Ganyu is rewarded with a flower field from another world that can grow infinitely.]
[Lord Liuyunjifeng: Just right]
【Luo Yu: I thought of a coconut sheep and a flower field. I'm glad you thought of it.】
Ganyu: I am a Qilin, not a coconut sheep.
[Ding, reward for True Lord Liuyunjiefeng's Dragon Clan Technology]
[Nibelungen: Dragon Head Technology is not something that anyone can fully understand.]
[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: This immortal is of course an exception.]
[Fanes: Although I'm not afraid, I still suggest you be careful when researching.]
[Lord Liuyunjiefeng: That's natural.]
[Ding, a video about to play, the wild history of Teyvat]
【Luo Yu: Oh, that's interesting.】
Nibelung: This doesn't feel good. After all, the line between unofficial history and bullshit is blurry.
【Fanes: I feel the same way.】