usatvline Chapter 418 The game begins
Chapter 418 The game begins
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
Luo Yu: How about we organize a Teyvat long-distance running competition?
[Fanes: Okay, it just so happens that I haven't exercised in a long time.]
[Nibelungen: I originally wanted to hide my strength, but now it seems that I can no longer do that.]
[Ying: Let's talk about the rules first.]
[Luo Yu: You can't have any abilities. I will compress everyone's physical strength to the level of a lower immortal.]
[Kaeya: What if my strength isn't up to that of a Sage?]
【Luo Yu: Then it has nothing to do with me.】
Wendy: This is interesting. I'll join in.
【Zhongli: It's time to move around.】
【Lei Movie: I'm participating too.】
Ahmar: Count me in.
[Mavica: It's so lively, I definitely want to join in.]
[Luo Yu: Okay, after today's video, let's start running.]
[Fanes: OK, then I will start making the rules now.]
[Ding, reward: Kavi Magic Pen]
[The magic pen, from the cartoon "Ma Liang the Magic Pen," can turn anything drawn on paper into reality.]
【Kavi: This way, the progress of the work is greatly accelerated.】
[Luo Yu: That's right, you'll be able to live in my big castle soon.]
【Fanes: Don't talk like that. It makes me feel sick.】
[Ding, reward for Professor Nashida X's ability]
【Ying: Now all the mutants have emerged.】
[Nashida: I feel like most of these abilities are ones I already possess.]
【Luo Yu: The only difference is probably the ability to control objects remotely.】
[Narcida: Actually, I can do that, but this is a little more convenient.]
[Ding, reward: the complete collection of Sino's 100,000 Cold Jokes]
【Tinari: If Xumi is guilty, please let the justice of heaven punish us.】
[Fanes: Do I look like someone who would easily destroy a country?]
[Funina:like]
【Fukaros: Image】
【Dainsleb: Image】
【Ronawa: Kanriya brought this upon himself.】
[Ying: I'm just asking if it's possible that what you're saying isn't a bad joke.]
【Sino: This is a cartoon】
【Luo Yu: It’s exactly what I thought.】
[Ding, reward: Kaeya's Undead Curse (only the Undead trait)]
Kaiya: Okay, this time it's just like the people back home.
[Dainsleb: It's time to teach you some Kanria techniques.]
Kaia: Come on, I'd rather have a drink instead.
Wendy: You are not my people, but your words resonate deeply with me.
Die Carapeian: Ladies and Gentlemen, is there any hope for this country?
【Luo Yu: No more brothers, no more.】
[Ding, reward: Arataki Ichito's One Punch Man training method]
[One Punch Man training method, once you succeed in training you will become invincible.]
Luo Yu: 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, plus a 10-kilometer run. Keep doing this for three years.
[Arakaki Ichito: How did you know?]
[Luo Yu: I've been trying for nearly 3 years without success.]
【Ying: To be honest, I’ve tried it before and it didn’t work.】
[Arakaki Ichito: Hahaha, then it seems only I can succeed.]
[Ding, reward the skirmisher with the title, Jade-faced Grenade King]
[Jade-faced Grenade King, equipping this title can ensure that you always have 8 grenades on you]
【Ying: Then this grenade can only blow up yourself, right?】
【Luo Yu: I remembered it again】
[Ding, reward Albedo Soul Gem]
[Soul Gem, one of the 6 Infinity Gems, its specific effects are yet to be discovered.]
【Albedo: It can help me a lot. 】
[Ding, video about to play, Emperor's old age mental state]
【Walnut: Isn’t it now?】
Zhongli: According to common sense, I am less than 7000 years old.
【Luo Yu: @Zhongli, who are you picking】
Phanes: That’s it.
【Nibelungen: Today's young people, alas】
Video starts
Hu Tao pointed at Zhongli who was sitting in a wheelchair and said to Xiao: "Let's send Zhongli to a nursing home."
"what happened?"
Hu Tao picked up a Mora and threw it into Zhongli's arms
"They throw Mora at me, and I trade Mora for poop"
"If you keep doing this, I'll take you to a mental hospital."
"Go go go let's go"
[Baizhu: Emperor, this is very similar to Alzheimer's condition]
Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor
【Gui Zhong: Hahaha, Morax, you won’t really do this in the future, right?】
Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired
"Don't be crazy, Xiao Shangxian bought you your favorite food. Guess what he bought?"
“Is it cold if I buy it?”
"Doctor Bai said this is a symptom of Alzheimer's disease. We can encourage patients to recall their past good memories to stimulate their brains."
【Ying: Really】
【Luo Yu: Doctor Bai is a prophet】
"Master, is there anyone who has impressed you the most?"
"I thought of my great uncle and great aunt, and my great uncle's kind face... and my great aunt's idol's smile wasn't as sweet as yours~"
【In the end: I was moved for nothing】
[Walnut: Speaking of which, aren't all innate demon gods born and raised naturally?]
Phanes: Actually, to be more precise, the Demon God was created by being contaminated by the Primordial Fragments.
Istaru: In other words, the innate demon gods are all children of the throne.
[Luo Yu: Fortunately, I am an acquired demon god]
Hu Tao picked up the mace and hit Zhongli: "It's hopeless!"
Zhongli closed his eyes and stretched out a hand: "Ahem... I... might... really... be dying..."
"Ah? Zhongli...you...don't scare me, open your eyes and look at us."
Zhongli opened his eyes
Amatras
[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]
[Marani: This last one seems to be Kinich's skill]
[Aqiao: Is it the fire that can't even cook the meat?]
【Luo Yu: That’s right, it’s the fire that disappears when you take off your clothes.】
[Ding, reward Hu Tao for gaining one of the strange witch clan abilities]
Luo Yu: @Hutao, if you are good, you will be the strongest person in all of Teyvat besides me.
[Zhongli: What did the Hall Master draw?]
【Walnut: Absorbs dead energy.】
Xingqiu: Isn't this something you can already do?
[Luo Yu: Congratulations on picking out a piece of shit from a bunch of god-level rewards]
[Walnut: My luck is really not online]
[Ding, reward: Zhongli's Alzheimer's Prevention Set.]
【Zhongli: Based on common sense, I shouldn't need this thing.】
【Luo Yu: @Zhongli, why do I always feel like there's something else behind your words?】
【Fanes: I feel the same way.】
[Ding, reward: Xiao Pig Talisman]
[Pig Talisman, one of the 12 Talismans, can give the owner the ability of Cyclops. ]
【Fushe: So what is Cyclops? 】
【Luo Yu: A harmful light shot out from his eyes.】
[Baizhu: Will this really not burn your eyes? ]
[Ding, today's video is over, see you tomorrow]
Luo Yu: Okay, I'm ready to start building the track. Anyone who wants to participate can come directly to Mondstadt.