Chapter 3: Pooping like shooting arrows, farting like thunder?
Chapter 3: Pooping like shooting arrows, farting like thunder?
[Ding! Digested 100g of food, Digestion Skill Proficiency +1! (1/100)]
After the second feeding, a new system notification sounded in Cang Nian's mind.
"If digestion is also a skill... will I be able to digest food faster in the future?"
"Excellent! Once this skill is strengthened, with the ability to both eat and digest, the growth rate will definitely be astonishing!"
The discovery of yet another new skill filled Cangnian with joy, and he nodded in satisfaction.
"Uh-huh……"
But immediately afterward, Cang Nian, who had just finished eating and drinking and was preparing to practice his [Crawling] skill proficiency again, felt an urge coming from his lower body!
He needed to poop.
This is a normal physiological phenomenon, and he doesn't feel embarrassed. However, when he crawled to the side and started to exert force, he found that he couldn't pull it out no matter what.
This made him a little flustered.
"What happened? Could it be that it didn't fully develop in Tiger Mom's belly, and its anus... didn't open up?"
The old man thought to himself, wanting to cry but having no tears.
Awooooo~!
However, just as he was struggling with this, a childish howl came from not far away.
It's that little tiger cub that was born even earlier than me!
Then, Cangnian sensed from his eyes' perception of light and his hearing that the tiger mother, who had been resting to the side, had gotten up and was walking towards the cub.
Immediately afterwards, Cangnian heard a licking sound, the tiger cub's comfortable whimpering, and a faint rustling sound...
"Wait... Is the tiger mom helping her cubs defecate? I remember now, many animal cubs can't defecate on their own for the first month or two after birth and need their mother's help!"
Such a commotion made Cang Nian suddenly realize what was going on.
This was scientific knowledge he had seen in videos in his previous life, and now that there were examples, he immediately recalled it.
Thinking of this, Cang Nian also started howling.
Over there, the tiger mother, who had just finished helping one of her cubs defecate, hurriedly came to Cangnian's side.
Immediately, Cang Nian felt a lightness in his body, an indescribable feeling of comfort.
[Ding! You pooped once, and your pooping skill proficiency increased by 1! (1/100)]
[Ding! You peed once, and your peing skill proficiency increased by 1! (1/100)]
At that moment, a system notification sounded, causing Cang Nian's lips to twitch involuntarily.
"Drinking milk is a skill, fine, but pooping and peeing are skills too? What's the use of mastering these two skills? Pooping like shooting an arrow, farting like thunder?"
Cang Nian couldn't help but complain in his heart.
However, after a while, he felt that this might actually be of some use!
After all, he can't even excrete on his own right now, and without external intervention, this will continue for at least one or two months.
If this can be considered a skill, it means that it can be trained. As the frequency of urination increases, one should be able to master the ability to defecate independently more quickly!
Although it's only natural for a tiger cub to have its mother lick its bottom to help it excrete waste, it's also good to reduce the trouble for the mother and the embarrassment for the cub itself.
Shaking its head, no longer dwelling on the issue, Cang Nian, now in peak condition after drinking milk, defecating, and urinating, began to move again.
The harder you work now, the stronger you will become in the future.
With this [Liver King System], every bit of effort you put in will not be wasted, but will be faithfully transformed into your own strength!
From birth, I was much smaller than the tiger cubs I was born with, the ones whose siblings I didn't know.
Since that's the case, let's start early and get to work!
[Ding! Crawled 1 meter, Crawling skill proficiency +1! (6/100)]
[Ding! Crawled 1 meter, Crawling skill proficiency +1! (7/100)]
[Ding! Crawled 1 meter, Crawling skill proficiency +1! (8/100)]
……
After an unknown amount of time, Cang Nian heard several system notifications coming from his mind.
With each time he achieved a certain level of proficiency, Cangnian felt that his crawling became a little more stable, and his limbs seemed to have become slightly stronger.
This made him even more excited.
Exercise not only hones the body, but also tests the mind. When high-intensity exercise reaches the fatigue stage, every movement becomes an ordeal.
Therefore, people with weak willpower will have a voice in their hearts at this stage, tempting them to stop and rest...
Cang Nian is now enduring such torment and trials, his body trembling, his breathing rapid, and his muscles aching.
However, the feedback from the system prevented him from being defeated by such difficulties. Instead, he transformed the pain into a stimulant to motivate his spirit and strive forward.
Roar~!
But just as he was engrossed in training, a low growl came from behind him, startling him!
Then, a warm breath came from the back of his neck, and he immediately felt a force that was huge but gentle compared to himself, firmly holding the back of his neck.
The next second, a feeling of powerlessness came over him, and he instinctively curled up his limbs and little tail, as if he had lost all feeling in his body, and then his whole body was lifted into the air.
call--
After a refreshing breeze, Cang Nian regained consciousness and felt himself land safely.
He stirred slightly and realized that beside him was a small body with short hair, just like his own. Through his eyelids, which could see a little light, he could make out a huge figure lying down...
"I climbed too hard and went a bit too far, so Tiger Mom carried me back?"
Recalling the series of sensations he had just experienced, Cangnian suddenly realized.
There's nothing he can do; he hasn't opened his eyes yet, and his only way of perceiving the outside world is through hearing. Plus, the light shining through his still-closed eyes allows him to vaguely perceive the outside world.
However, seeing that the proficiency of the crawling skill on the system panel had reached [10/100], he nodded in satisfaction.
The baby crawled for the first time after birth, but only managed to crawl two meters before exhausting itself.
The second time it crawled, it crawled three meters and then ate for the second time.
Now, on the third crawl, it has climbed a full five meters!
Without a doubt, this significant progress is a result of changes brought about by the system!
"At this rate, you can climb ten meters on the first day, and in a week or even less, you can raise your climbing skill proficiency to one hundred!"
I wonder what will happen after maxing out the proficiency level? Will I be able to walk right away?
Cang Nian looked forward to it with some anticipation.
But after feeling his tired body and unusually sleepy state, Cang Nian decided not to continue exercising.
He is still very weak and has very limited physical strength.
Moreover, he could now sense that the light outside the cave was becoming fainter, and he guessed that it was about to get dark.
A little tiger cub should act like a little tiger cub; it's getting dark, time to get some sleep.
Thinking this, Cangnian moved closer to Tiger Mom, skillfully picked up the "nipple," and began to suckle vigorously.
Before going to bed, make sure you eat your fill first!
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