Reborn Spicy Little Wife

Chapter 155 I Love You So Much (1)

"Gao Ya, do you know that Luo Ning is a fatso?"

Luo Ning pulled Gao Ya into the room and kicked the door shut.

A flock of crows flew overhead, and Xie Chang'an already knew what Luo Ning was up to now.

Gao Ya instantly understood Luo Ning's meaning. She secretly glanced at Luo Ning and said, "Third Sister, it's my mother who won't let me eat it! She hasn't eaten meat for over thirty years, and she won't let me..."

"Not eating meat for thirty years to lose weight, what's the point of living like that? You might as well die fat!" Luo Ning said with utter disdain, pulling Gao Ya to sit at the table and starting to ramble on.

"Let me tell you, being vegetarian won't make you lose weight at all. Pigsy (Zhu Bajie) ate vegetarian for decades and traveled 108,000 li (a unit of distance in China), and he's still a fat pig. Pandas never compete with other bears and eat vegetarian their whole lives, and what's the result? Our Xie family prefers people like Luo Ning, who have grown into big-butt, round-faced bears like those in 3891, while you..."

Luo Ning looked Gao Ya up and down, then shook his head with a tsk-tsk.

"Small breasts, small butt, not only is her face not fat, but her waist is also square, this won't do! Never mind, I was just being nosy!"

"Don't do that, Third Sister!" Gao Ya exclaimed anxiously, grabbing Luo Ning and trying to ignore the mud on her face.

"I'll listen to you, I promise I will! You can't abandon me!"

Look, look! It's not that I'm trying to scam people, it's that someone is begging me to scam them!

What could I do? I could only teach this big jerk like a father!

Luo Ning glanced at Gao Ya with a helpless expression, looking at her with concern for someone with intellectual disabilities.

"Gaoya, the most important thing in life is to eat meat. Luo Ning is always eating meat and has food in her mouth. You are both women, but there is a big difference between you and Luo Ning!"

In our countryside, all year round, the thing we look forward to most for every meal is eating meat and wearing new clothes. I feel like we might not belong to the same society...

"No, no, no, I am, I'm the same as you!" Gao Ya stated firmly, holding onto Luo Ning tightly.

She was wrong, she was really wrong, she shouldn't have listened to her mother!

"Third sister, I really will listen to you. I'll go home and eat meat today!"

Luo Ning nodded with satisfaction, "That's right! The most important thing in life is to eat meat, drink wine and eat meat to your heart's content. Only by living a fulfilling life can you say you haven't lived in vain!"

Gao Ya nodded repeatedly, "That makes perfect sense!"

Her ideal life was to live a fulfilling life with Xie Chang'an and have a few more children...

Thinking of this, Gao Ya's ears inexplicably turned red, and her gaze unconsciously drifted towards Xie Chang'an.

Although Xie Chang'an closed his eyes, he could still feel the burning gaze, and he felt that he was not feeling well.

He wanted to throw elegance out, if he could get up.

Luo Ning, please have some mercy and stop playing around!

Luo Ning secretly rolled her eyes. This was just the beginning; it was still a long way from over.

"Gao Ya, you must listen to me, otherwise I really can't plead with the old lady on your behalf!"

Luo Ning's earnest admonition sounded like he was admonishing a troubled young woman from a certain industry.

Gao Ya, you must eat more meat and drink more alcohol. Your weight may be late, but it won't be absent. I'm not lying to you, really!

"It's fate that we met. To be honest, I really like you, young lady!" I really like you to death!

"Look at Luo Ning, she sends me this and that every day, but I still don't want to talk to her!" Luo Ning placed the seaweed mud mask in front of Gao Ya, looking extremely smug.

"That brat insisted on giving me some kind of beauty, and I've really learned something new. I've lived most of my life and I've never even heard of such a thing!"

Gao Ya's attention was initially focused on Luo Ning, but now she noticed the seaweed mud and her eyes lit up. She had seen this stuff abroad and had even bought and used it before.

Luo Ning actually has something like this? Gao Ya's heart skipped a beat. That bitch seems to be more than she appears.

Xie Chang'an almost burst out laughing, and it took all his strength to control himself.

Luo Ning turned her gaze and started running wildly on Duxiu Avenue again. "I'm not bragging, but when I was young, I was the most beautiful girl in the surrounding area. Young men who liked me lined up for miles around, waiting for me to choose them."

I got married when I was 28. My face was so tender, like fresh winter vegetables, you could practically squeeze water out of it. Your third brother-in-law couldn't take his eyes off me. On our wedding day, ha…”

Luo Ning, shameless and channeling Dr. Huang, said, "Your brother-in-law didn't let me get out of bed for three days, regretting that he married me so late!"

Xie Chang'an secretly switched roles, his ears turning slightly red.

Luo Ning is really something. Just thinking about it makes his heart race and his breathing become labored, and she can still chatter away with people like that…

The thought of getting beaten up started popping into his head.

Gao Ya, almost swooning over Luo Ning's flattery, blushed crimson. She married Xie Chang'an, didn't she...?

Oh dear, how embarrassing, but she loves it!

A sliver of her remaining rationality told her that something seemed amiss, and she quickly sorted it out and discovered the problem.

"Third sister, aren't you a flower? Why did you only get married at 28!"

Luo Ning snorted in dissatisfaction and took a step to the side. "Are you stupid? I already said there are so many people waiting for me to choose from. I've been looking around and I'm so confused. I don't know which one is good. They all look good!"

It's like going to the field to pull up radishes. This one looks pretty fresh, and that one looks great! In the end, your brother-in-law gets the best deal!

I'm 28 and already married, and you're 28 and still not married? Almost half a year has passed!

"Third sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it, please don't take it to heart!" Gao Ya hurriedly explained, "That hurts, that hurts so much, it's like blood is flowing from my eyes."

Actually, she had many other options, but she set her sights on Xie Chang'an.

And Xie Chang'an doesn't like her...

However, with her third sister acting as matchmaker, her dream of marrying Xie Chang'an is not far off.

"I'm so good-looking, I don't need this mud that Luo Ning gave me. I opened it and smelled it, and it smells like chicken manure. I've been smelling that stuff for decades, and I'm really fed up with it. You can take it back and use it. I heard it's from some foreign country, but I can't even understand it!"

Luo Ning stuffed the seaweed mud into Gao Ya's hand, strongly recommending the dark beauty dish she had personally prepared.

You're so rude, I'm going to beat you up.

Today I'll give you a beauty secret; one day you'll repay me with a miracle!

Keep it up, you're the silliest one!

"This, how can we do this?" Gao Ya was flattered and her eyes were shining.

"Third sister, some of those beauty products are indeed a bit strange, but they all work very well. You should keep them for yourself!"

Although she liked it quite a bit, she couldn't be so unreasonable, taking whatever her third sister gave her. She was counting on her third sister to marry Xie Chang'an.

Xie Chang'an's marriage application has been rejected. As long as he works hard with his third sister, he will definitely be able to get married this year.

Gao Ya has completely forgotten about disliking her third sister. She has been brainwashed so much that she is now determined to get Luo Ning to marry Xie Chang'an.

Oh my god, you little slut, you dare refuse the gift I gave you?

Luo Ning suppressed the urge to punch someone and continued babbling on and on.