Reborn Spicy Little Wife

Chapter 158 Uproar at Gao Village (1)

The next evening, Luoning, no

To be precise, Xie Changmin made a grand entrance at the Gao family's dinner table, marking the official debut of this legendary performing artist.

Gao Ya, accompanied by her father Gao Ming and mother Ye Feng.

Luo Ning doesn't act like an outsider at all; when she eats, she completely lets loose.

Not only did he smack his lips, but he also sat cross-legged, rummaging through the various plates with his chopsticks looking for meat. Once he found it, he wouldn't eat it, but would instead move on to the next piece.

Gao Ming was furious. He slammed his chopsticks on the table, got up, and left.

"Hey, what does he mean?!" Luo Ning immediately protested, shouting incessantly.

“I told you from the beginning that I’m just a country bumpkin who doesn’t know all the rules. You insisted on inviting me here…”

You little punks, can't take it anymore? I'll eat my hat if you don't get disgusted to death!

"Third sister, something might have happened at the military base, and my dad has to go take care of it. I apologize to you, I'm sorry, please don't take it to heart, eat more!" Gao Ya kept apologizing, her face full of fawning obsequiousness.

Ye Feng held his rice bowl, his expression changing several times before finally settling down.

Xiaoya refuses to marry anyone but Xie Chang'an. Her mother has tried everything to persuade her, both good and bad, but her daughter simply won't listen.

She only has one daughter, what can she do but give in to her!

Xie Chang'an's marriage application was rejected, but Xiao Ya still has a chance. As long as she can appease this third sister, marrying into the Xie family is not a dream for Xiao Ya.

She can tolerate this disgusting thing!

Ye Feng unknowingly embarked on the path of the elegant Ninja Turtles.

This mother and daughter are truly masters of ninjutsu in their pursuit of marrying Xie Chang'an.

Luo Ning is a man who doesn't live without courting death, and who doesn't become a demon without being disgusting. Enough said, let's just do it!

"Achoo!" She sneezed loudly, rubbed her nose, picked up her chopsticks, and went to rummage through the food she had contaminated.

Ye Feng covered his mouth and ran away.

Gao Ya's stomach was churning, and she resisted the urge to get up from the table, forcing herself to stay upright, but she couldn't eat any more food.

"Eat up, why aren't you eating? Why are you being so polite with me?" Luo Ning thoughtfully placed a piece of grass on Gao Ya's plate.

"Um, I suddenly have a bit of a stomachache!" Gao Ya said in defeat, running away.

Luo Ning sat alone at the table, looking at the food spread out on it, and smiled sinisterly to himself.

Gao Ming played a leading role in Xie Chang'an's mission this time.

Very good, very good. If someone offers her a free kill, it would be unfair of her to refuse.

Gao Ming, you just wait, your nightmare is about to begin.

Gao Ya, you shameless woman, you want to marry Xie Chang'an while simultaneously trying to harm him.

If Xie Chang'an gives in, you can just take him in.

If Xie Chang'an doesn't give in, you should keep tormenting him until he does.

In this vicious world, if you dare to claim second place, no one will dare to challenge you for first.

As long as I'm here, your schemes will never succeed.

Luo Ning's cold gaze swept over the table full of food, then she kicked it over.

Hearing the commotion, the nanny ran out and saw the table overturned, the dishes broken, and the floor a mess. Luo Ning stood innocently in the mess, on the verge of tears, not knowing where to put her hands and feet. She sighed inwardly.

"Third Sister, please go and clean the guest room. I'll take care of things here!"

"Let me help you!" Luo Ning, carrying a load of food, went to the kitchen to get a broom.

After Luo Ning and the nanny cleaned up the mess, the nanny praised them highly, saying that country folk are indeed diligent.

You country bumpkin, my foot!

The nanny went into the room to prepare for bed; she was exhausted from the past few days.

Luo Ning's eyes flashed as she walked into the kitchen, touching and looking around.

She casually lifted the lid of the steaming clay pot on the stove and found chicken soup simmering inside...

At 10 p.m., just as Ye Feng was getting ready for bed to get his beauty sleep, music suddenly started playing.

While exploring the living room, Luo Ning discovered an old gramophone and accidentally made it play.

Let's get hyped! Let's get hyped! If you're not in the right position, you won't be sleeping tonight!

Gao Ya hurriedly ran forward to turn it off. Her mother needed to sleep, and playing music at this time would disturb her rest, and the neighbors would also have objections.

"I've never heard of this before. This is the first time I've ever seen anything like it! How come this box can sing, and sing so well?" Luo Ning asked with great interest, looking like a country bumpkin, his eyes fixed on the gramophone.

"Do you think there's a little person hiding inside, singing in there?"

Gao Ya unconsciously withdrew her outstretched hand.

Since Third Sister wants to hear it, let's listen for a while. It's not too late yet.

"Third sister, there are no little people inside, it's just..." Gao Ya rambled on and on, explaining the principle of the phonograph to Luo Ning.

She got stuck right at the beginning; she didn't seem to know why the phonograph could sing.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Hearing the commotion outside, Ye Feng frowned deeply.

Never mind, she didn't hear anything. She should get her beauty sleep.

Luo Ning sat cross-legged on the sofa and asked kindly, "Gao Ya, have you used face masks before? Are they effective?"

Gao Ya, sitting opposite Luo Ning, paused for a moment, then smiled slightly and said, "I haven't had time to think about it yet!"

"Then hurry up and take it out and use it now! Luo Ning said it's best to use it at night, I don't know if she's lying to me!" Luo Ning urged enthusiastically.

"Okay! Third sister, that fatso wasn't lying to you. It really works well if you use it before bed!" Gao Ya ran to her room, took out the face mask, and a fresh smell of chicken manure wafted out when she opened it.

You'll get fat, you'll definitely become a fatso!

"See, I told you it smelled like chicken manure. It even smells kind of comforting. Everything in this city is great, except for chicken manure..."

Luo Ning was rambling on and on, holding an apple and eating it with complete abandon.

Gao Ya forced herself to put the face mask on despite feeling nauseous. Although it smelled bad, the effect seemed to be pretty good.

Luo Ning pinched her thigh to stop herself from laughing out loud, and lowered her head to eat an apple, which was her favorite food.

After leaving the dinner table, Gao Ming went to work overtime at the military base. When he returned home at midnight, he found that his neighbors were eyeing his house covetously. The increasingly loud singing made his heart skip a beat.

He hurried into his yard and found the singing getting louder and louder.

Gao Ming nearly spat out a mouthful of blood, and rushed inside, shouting, "Elegant!"

Like a squirrel, Luo Ning sat on the sofa amidst a pile of fruit, cracking sunflower seeds and spitting them out randomly, without even lifting his eyelids.

"Dad, what's wrong?" Gao Ya, sitting on the opposite sofa, washed her face and found her skin was white again. She was overjoyed and was eating braised pork with gusto. She realized that eating meat in big bites was so enjoyable.

Thanks to her third sister, otherwise she would never have known in her life.

"Your dad is taking this out on me, not you. I'd better leave!" Luo Ning stood up, shook off the sunflower seed shells covering her body, slipped on her cloth shoes, and walked out.

"No, Third Sister, Dad might be tired, that's why he wasn't in a good mood. I apologize!" Gao Ya hurriedly stepped forward to pull Luo Ning away, forcefully trying to persuade him to stay.

"You..." Gao Ming was furious and clenched his fists, but when he met Gao Ya's pleading eyes, he took a deep breath, loosened his fists, and went to the bedroom.

Luo Ning struggled to the door, her face full of dissatisfaction. "I've only been here a few hours, and your family is already giving me attitude..."

"Third sister, my dear third sister, I promise, this will never happen again!" Gao Ya hugged Luo Ning's waist and pulled her back forcefully. If her third sister left today, her hope of being with Xie Chang'an would be slim. She absolutely could not let her go.

Luo Ning was secretly annoyed, but reluctantly went back.

You're so elegant, you begged me to deal with you, don't blame me later!

After a while, the two sat on the sofa and continued eating.

Delicious food and drink, immortality, and the ability to cultivate immortality without sleep!

Gao Ya was so tired that she couldn't stay awake any longer and fell into a deep sleep on the sofa.

Luo Ning wanted to sneak back to see that bastard Xie Chang'an when the nanny suddenly poked her head out of the room.

Luo Ning immediately took out his pocket watch and waved it in front of her eyes. "You didn't see anything. Go back to sleep if you're sleepy."

The nanny yawned, closed the door, and went to sleep.

"This nanny is a bit of a nuisance," Luo Ning thought to himself as he disappeared into the night.