Reborn Spicy Little Wife

Chapter 256 Xie Chang'an's Strange Illness

That faint, helpless voice, seemingly drifting from the horizon, successfully stopped Luo Ning in her tracks.

A sudden panic gripped her, and she rushed back to the master bedroom. In her haste, she even lost her slippers. "Xie Chang'an, what's wrong?"

Xie Chang'an curled up on the bed, cold sweat constantly seeping from his forehead.

Luo Ning was completely flustered. He gripped Xie Chang'an's wrist and examined it for a long time, but found nothing wrong. "Where do you feel unwell?"

Xie Chang'an grabbed Luo Ning's hand and looked into Luo Ning's eyes as he spoke slowly and deliberately.

"Xiao Ning, I think I have contracted a strange illness. I've been checked, but they couldn't find anything. However, the strange illness is still there, and it's been particularly severe these past two days."

I have absolutely no sense of elegance; you're wronging me.

Oh no

Actually, it's not that I felt nothing at all..."

Before Xie Chang'an could finish speaking, Luo Ning exploded, unleashing his Lion's Roar technique, "Xie Chang'an!"

"Xiao Ning, don't be angry. Let me finish. I have feelings for Gao Ya, and I especially dislike her. A woman who chases after a man and gets rejected doesn't even know how to restrain herself. She's shameless!"

Xie Chang'an could clearly feel that Luo Ning's violent aura gradually subsided and he calmed down.

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief. His wife had acted strangely as soon as he mentioned elegance. Could this be interpreted as her caring about him?

That must be it! That must be it! It has to be that way!

Luo Ning helped Xie Chang'an lie down properly and sat on the edge of the bed. "What are the symptoms of your strange illness? Tell me about it, so I can have some good news!"

"Xiao Ning, I'm sick..." Xie Chang'an was speechless. His wife's anger hadn't subsided yet, and she was teasing him again.

It doesn't matter, as long as she's happy!

"Then promise me you'll sleep here tonight, and I'll tell you!"

"Hey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you're trying to bargain with me? Take it or leave it!" Luo Ning snorted and quickly slipped away.

Xie Chang'an nearly vomited blood. He yelled at the top of his lungs, "Luo Ning, I'm injured! How could you treat me like this? Don't you have a conscience?"

"My conscience is pounding, it's perfectly fine, and it's asking me to send my regards to your ancestors for eighteen generations."

"Xie Chang'an, I'm officially informing you that, according to my diagnosis, you're faking illness! You big jerk, you actually dared to play tricks on me! Everyone else is seeking immortality, and you're asking for trouble! Just you wait, I'll prepare rat poison for you right now!"

As Luo Ning spoke, he crushed a dozen or so pills and poured them into a bowl.

Xie Chang'an instantly turned into a salted fish, lying there helplessly, "Xiao Ning, I'm really sick. What's the point of me lying to you like this! You can't find out, and other doctors can't find out either, but I'm just sick. I know my own body."

It's heartbreaking; he must have some incurable disease that can't be diagnosed.

Now even his wife ignores him. The long night is as lonely as snow, and he has to stare at her until dawn.

Xie Chang'an was filled with resentment, his heart pounding with regret. If only...

There are no "what ifs" in this world. It's all his fault. He angered his wife again.

He clearly wanted to make her happy, but he failed to do so.

A short while later, Luo Ning walked in sideways, carrying a small bowl and a spoon, and announced with great pride, "Come, come, Luo's freshly made rat poison, the only one of its kind in the world! Xie Chang'an, you're getting a bargain today! Not 9999, not 999, not 99, I'm giving it to you for free!"

Although Xie Chang'an didn't know what was in the bowl, he could smell the medicine, so it definitely wasn't anything good.

Luo Ning roughly lifted the silk quilt and quickly stripped Xie Chang'an naked, leaving him only in his underwear.

Xie Chang'an pursed his thin lips into a straight line. His little wife wouldn't kill him, she would just teach him a lesson.

He admitted it; it was his own fault for courting death.

Luo Ning turned off the air conditioner, adopting a "what's the use" attitude, and applied medicine to Xie Chang'an's still-healing wound with a cotton swab.

"Xie Chang'an, this is the latest rat poison. As the first guinea pig to use it, you must submit a report describing how the wound was incredibly itchy after using the poison, and how miserable it was that you couldn't even reach the wound. You must portray that inhuman torment in great detail."

Write carefully, I'm going to check! If it's not written well, I'll send it back for you to rewrite. You can only sleep after it's finished!

Xie Chang'an nodded readily, his little wife being naughty again.

Even though the area where he applied the medicine felt incredibly cool and comfortable, he still lied and said it would itch.

"Xiao Ning, what is this?" Xie Chang'an asked curiously.

Luo Ning swatted away the pink bubbles that had inexplicably risen around her, suppressed her rebellious little heart, and glanced at Xie Chang'an. "Rat poison, you don't believe me? You can try it."

"No need, that would be too wasteful. Even landlords don't have surplus grain, let alone such precious medicine!" Xie Chang'an refused righteously.

"Commander Xie has some knowledge, but why is he such a scoundrel? Why is he such a dog?" Luo Ning's emotions gradually became agitated as he spoke, and his movements as he applied the medicine noticeably quickened.

Xie Chang'an remained motionless and dared not speak, fearing that he might step on Luo Ning's tail again.

When Luo Ning belatedly realized what was happening, she rolled her eyes. She had taken Gao Ya, that big jerk, too seriously.

Maintain a calm and composed mindset; the most important thing in life is to maintain a calm and composed mindset.

Luo Ning applied medicine to Xie Chang'an's wounds, put pants on Xie Chang'an, and then turned on the air conditioner.

"Xie Chang'an, you only have three hours left before you say goodbye to this world. Goodbye!"

Luo Ning was about to leave when Xie Chang'an grabbed the hem of her skirt.

The pajamas were made of very thin material; if Luo Ning forced herself to leave, the dress would tear, revealing her underwear.

The situation instantly reached a stalemate.

When Luo Ning was struggling to stay afloat in this vortex, Xie Chang'an gave him some excellent advice.

"Xiao Ning, please stay, okay? I'll tell you about my symptoms!"

Luo Ning gazed at Xie Chang'an, who was incredibly sincere and even somewhat innocent, and nodded slightly.

Okay, okay, stay. It's like no one has ever stayed before. Who's afraid of who?

The one in danger now isn't me, but you, Xie Chang'an, you big jerk.

Luo Ning lay down on the bed, put her hands behind her head, and waited for Xie Chang'an to continue.

Xie Chang'an forcibly shifted his gaze away from Luo Ning's fair and shapely legs exposed outside the blanket, and inexplicably, the thought arose in his mind: what would it be like if he had those legs in his hands?

The lurking hunger struck suddenly, quickly and fiercely, almost overwhelming him.

Luo Ning noticed Xie Chang'an's unusual behavior and immediately became alert.

Could it be that her line of thinking is wrong? Does Xie Chang'an have some kind of mental illness?

"Xie Chang'an? Are you alright?"

"I'll be done in a minute!" Xie Chang'an turned his head, his gaze falling on Luo Ning's face, and made an extremely shameless request.