usatvline In Chapter 147, Fatty invites you to take a bath.
In Chapter 147, Fatty invites you to take a bath.
Baili Pangpang touched his belly, then said in a trembling voice with a mournful face, "Heavenly Venerable, I'm still so young, how could you put a child in my belly? From now on, should I call you Heavenly Venerable or the child's father?"
Upon hearing this, Yuanshi Tianzun's lips twitched.
"This is a magical artifact. You will know its effects when you need it."
After saying that, Yuanshi Tianzun simply flicked his sleeve slightly, and Baili Pangpang's voice was completely blocked, as if he wanted to keep quiet.
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, now that the matter of Fengdu is settled, I will be returning."
After the Celestial Venerable left, the Great Emperor of Fengdu created an avatar and went back with Wang Teng.
Only the chubby boy was still chattering: "Wang Teng, Qi Ye, can you take a closer look for me? Is what the Celestial Venerable stuffed into my stomach really not a child?"
Faced with this kind of incriminating evidence delivered to his doorstep, Wang Teng had, of course, already prepared backups.
Nezha looked at Baili Pangpang jealously and said, "Of course not, little fat boy. The Heavenly Venerable gave you his own Three Treasures Jade Ruyi. Besides, that place is the lower dantian. It's not self-castration, so you can't have children."
Wang Teng nodded as well.
Hearing this, Baili Pangpang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's good, that's good. It's good that I don't have to have children. My family has raised me for so many years, I can't let my dad have children!"
Li Deyang, who was walking, stumbled and almost fell. He gave Baili Pangpang a thumbs up and said, "You're awesome. In all these years, you're the second person I've seen who dares to joke about the Celestial Venerable. Just based on the Celestial Venerable's luck, little fatso, you're in for a world of hurt. I reckon that in the days to come, you'll eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, sew up toilets, buy cans without pull tabs, buy milk tea without straws, eat watermelon seeds all the time, get cut in line all the time, and never be able to get on a bus."
Baili Pangpang said with some distress, "Although I never eat instant noodles or take the bus, what you said is just too scary. Everyone, does anyone have any ideas to help us out in this emergency?"
Wang Teng held up two fingers: "Here's what we'll do: give me this many Rolexes, and I'll help you!"
Baili Pangpang nodded without hesitation: "Hurry up, Lao Wang, I'm scared~~~"
Wang Teng pretended to be a shaman, chanting rhymes under his breath.
"Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, the sun and the moon are all powerful, I come to invite the heavenly soldiers and generals, the Queen Mother of the West commands urgently, first I invite the Buddha, second I invite Sun Wukong, third I invite Maggie Cheung, fourth I invite Nicholas Tse, fifth I invite Little Swallow, sixth I invite Linghu Chong..."
Li Deyang stared at Wang Teng, who was acting like a ghost, and fell into deep thought. He nudged Yang Jian beside him and said, "True Lord, I recognize the Queen Mother of the West, Buddha Tathagata, and Sun Wukong, but who are Maggie Cheung and Nicholas Tse that Wang Teng is talking about?!"
Yang Jian pondered for a moment, then said with a puzzled expression, "I don't know, I've never heard of them either. But with Wang Teng's incredible skills, if he also mentioned them, then these people are definitely not ordinary. However, Your Majesty, why can't I sense any divine power fluctuations?"
The two looked at each other, both with blank expressions.
After all, in their eyes, if they couldn't see Wang Teng's high level of skill, then it must be because their own skills were insufficient.
After a series of shamanistic rituals, Wang Teng pretended to wipe the sweat from his face: "Fatty, let me tell you, if we didn't know each other, I wouldn't have helped you with this. This 'luck-borrowing' thing is exhausting. I'm only doing this because we're brothers..."
Wang Teng patted Baili Pangpang on the shoulder and walked over, panting.
Baili Pangpang pounded his chest with his hand: "Good brother, I'll keep you in my heart. Tonight I'll treat everyone to a bath. I searched online before coming here, and the baths here are especially comfortable!"
Wang Teng accepted Baili Pangpang's thank-you fee without any qualms.
Back in Anta County,
Li Deyang went to the hospital to take care of himself. Wang Teng and the others said goodbye to Li Deyang and started taking the green train directly to Harbin.
"Captain, how can you be so stingy? We're a special team! You can't do this. If you want the cows to run, you have to give them grass!"
"I have no money!"
"Seven Nights, am I not your favorite child?"
"I have no money!"
"Seven Nights, you've changed!"
Lin Qiye sighed as he looked at the incessantly talking Wang Teng: "Old Wang, I can't help it. Jialan is an unregistered resident and can't take the high-speed rail or plane. I've informed Commander Ye, and she said we can get her an ID card when we return to Beijing."
Speaking of 'unregistered residents', Wang Teng suddenly remembered the unlucky guy 'Chaos' whose real-name authentication failed!
"Haha~"
Jialan frowned slightly, looking somewhat annoyed at Wang Teng and Lin Qiye who were whispering to each other.
Shen Qingzhu quickly whispered, "Shh, keep your voice down, the flight attendant is coming, don't let him see us."
The others immediately blocked Jialan's way, preventing the train conductor from discovering her fare evasion.
Upon arriving at Central Street in Harbin, Baili Pangpang lavishly rented a presidential suite.
“Miss Jialan, no, Auntie, no, Grandma… never mind, Jialan, I’ll put on a show called ‘Boonie Bears’ for you. You stay home and watch it while we go out to buy some things.”
Baili Pangpang originally wanted to call Jialan "Miss Jialan," but when he thought about her age, he couldn't bring himself to say it.
Standing at the crossroads, Wang Teng looked at everyone with a serious expression: "Brothers, tonight, whether we stay home and eat sesame balls, or go out and let others eat sesame balls, and which way we go, is up to you to decide?"
other people:"……"
Cao Yuan hesitated for a moment, but still said, "If I had a choice, I would choose to go out and let others eat..."
Baili Pangpang was a little dumbfounded: "No, we're just going to the public bathhouse tonight to soak in the baths and experience the unique bathing culture here."
"Ouch!!!"
Everyone felt a mixture of regret and relief, and they all let out a heavy sigh.
Baili Pangpang explained, "Let me tell you, the bathing experience in Northeast China is completely different from what we have in the South. I guarantee you'll want to bathe again and again!"
In the changing room of the bathhouse, Lin Qiye, Cao Yuan, and An Qingyu surrounded Baili Pangpang.
"Fatty, why didn't you say so sooner?"
Baili Pangpang asked in confusion, "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
Lin Qiye pointed to the bathhouse inside: "This is different from the ones back home. Why aren't they separated into individual rooms?"
Yes, the moment Lin Qiye, Cao Yuan, and An Qingyu saw the large public bathhouse, they felt like the sky was about to fall.
An Qingyu blushed and said, "Exactly, it's fine to take a bath, but why aren't they wearing underwear?"