usatvline Chapter 180 Fixing the Old Man
Chapter 180 Fixing the Old Man
The best way to use troops is to attack their hearts. ——Inscription
"Who would ask someone to do something for you in a threatening manner?"
"If it weren't for you, Ye Shiya wouldn't be like this now!"
"Because of you, Ye Shiya has lost the life she was supposed to have! It also made me feel guilty for a long time!"
"If it weren't for you, Yan Nuo wouldn't have lived such a painful life, and he wouldn't have left alone, and he would have died in torture!"
"If it weren't for you, how could I be remembered by so many people? As a result, I still don't have a complete place to settle down!"
"You are just an executioner! You still want me to be your executioner? Go and dream on!"
"If you feel that you are being watched by a bunch of people and are always living in fear, and you still think that this is accumulating blessings and you should be grateful, then I will give you such a good blessing for free!"
"What qualifications do you think you have to teach me? You want to teach me how to do things all day long. Ask yourself if you are worthy first!"
"You hide away from the world every day, like a turtle hiding its head. You really think you are a dish! You are more like a old ass soup!"
"We just met and you already want me to die. I really want to thank you, thank you all your ancestors for letting me meet an old charlatan like you!"
"In my opinion, if you don't have a cerebral thrombosis or mental illness for hundreds of years, it's hard for you to say such a thing!"
"You look like a decent person, but you actually do something that is detrimental to one's moral character! Aren't you afraid that a bunch of ghosts will crawl into your bed in the middle of the night and kill you, old bastard?"
"Touch your heart. No, you don't have a heart. There is a tumor growing above your neck that can vent air!"
"I have time to tell stories, but not to save people. Are those bones of yours so valuable? Are they priced by the gram? Give me a few pounds so I can feed the poultry. That way I can also make a contribution to the people."
"Bah! Damn old man, just reflect on yourself right here!"
Fan Nuoxi felt that the restrictions on the door were not enough, so he added some more formations and pasted a few talismans to add something special to the door.
So he put away the stool and left the roadstone.
Phoenix looked at the door, as if begging, "Master..."
"If you feel pity for that old man and want to help him, fine, I'll send you in to experience it for yourself!" Fan Nuoxi continued to retort to Fenghuang.
"He wants to kill us both. Are you still going to happily count money for him if we try to improve his performance?"
"If you really want to go, I won't stop you. But don't even think about coming back. This is not a church. We don't accept Virgin Marys!"
Fenghuang followed Fan Nuoxi with a wronged look on her face, not daring to have any other thoughts.
Woo woo woo, the master is mean to her!
so sad!
It’s all that damn old man’s fault!
Perhaps because he felt very uncomfortable, Phoenix turned around and spit out fire at the door, and the fire went straight in through the crack in the door.
An even more shrill scream rang out.
"That's right, that's more like it!" Fan Nuoxi patted Fenghuang's head gently.
After a long time, the noise inside the door finally stopped.
But I'm still breathing, so it's not a big problem.
Fan Nuoxi took out a stool from the initial stepping stone and sat down, eating the cakes with peace of mind, and poured a few glasses of spiritual spring water for Fenghuang.
Phoenix took a sip and drank it with satisfaction.
"Master, this water tastes really good."
Fan Nuoxi warned, "It tastes good, but don't run after others so casually in the future!"
"Master, I was wrong! I will stay by your side obediently!"
Phoenix quickly expressed his loyalty.
A few hours later, Xuan Shang's voice begging for mercy was heard.
"I was wrong. I shouldn't have treated you like that. Please!"
"Aren't you quite capable? Keep going!" Fan Nuoxi's anger didn't subside so quickly, so she provoked him.
"Girl, it's my fault. I shouldn't have forced you to the Mengshang Continent. I shouldn't have caused Ye Shiya to be unable to live a normal life. I shouldn't have caused Yan Nuo to suffer for his whole life... I shouldn't have done that. It's all my fault!"
"That's all? Just a few words like that, and you think I can forgive you? The hurt we suffered is real, and it can't be easily resolved by a few words from you!"
"The pain you are experiencing now is not even one hundred thousandth of ours!"
"I don't think your reflection is deep enough, so just stay in there!"
"Anyway, I have plenty of patience and time!"
"I don't care!"
Fan Nuoxi waved his hand and added a few more layers of restrictions.
"Phoenix, see, don't be silly and take what others say seriously, especially men. It's a conspicuous bag!"
"Master, you are right. Phoenix will stay away from such people in the future! They will not cause trouble for you and me!" Phoenix echoed.
How can an old man who has lived for who knows how many years be as important as his master!
Perhaps it was difficult to have a concept of time here, Fan Nuoxi took out a timer and placed it outside.
I lived a leisurely life here with Fenghuang.
This wait lasted for more than half a month.
At first, Fan Nuoxi cursed a few words in displeasure, and Xuan Shang apologized repeatedly, but Fan Nuoxi still had no intention of letting him out.
If you kill someone, you must destroy the person's heart.
She felt that those words had little impact on the old man. Maybe he was just begging for mercy hypocritically and was not convinced in his heart!
She would feel guilty if she didn't teach this old man a lesson!
He is a rebellious son who has been around for at least thousands of years. It's wishful thinking for you to want to educate her in these few decades!
It’s good enough that he wasn’t buried!
So she cooked delicious food in different ways every day, and deliberately let the phoenix flap its wings to bring the aroma of delicious food into the door.
Look, the old guy can only smell it every day but can’t eat it. He is so depressed!
Not to mention, despite his constant begging for mercy, Fan Nuoxi still had the leisure to sleep and didn't care about his life or death. When he begged for mercy from the Phoenix, the Phoenix even spit fire at him!
"You bully my master, you have no right to make demands!"
Xuan Shang's qi is stagnant.
In addition to daily eating and sleeping, Fan Nuoxi also takes time to read and practice.
Every day is fulfilling.
In this way, I spent more than a month here which was very fulfilling.
Xuan Shang was completely out of temper, he just wanted to send this girl away quickly!
Unfortunately, it is easy to invite gods but difficult to send them away!
After begging for mercy again, Fan Nuoxi looked at the door with amusement.
"Old man, tell me, are you really speaking the truth?"
"Every word Xuan Shang said is true. I dare not act rashly."
"Okay, then you swear by the laws of heaven and earth that you will never do evil in your life, and you will obey me, Fan Nuoxi, and you will not betray me in your life, otherwise you will be sentenced to death by the laws of heaven and earth." Fan Nuoxi said casually.
After reading for so many days, she certainly wouldn't waste her time.
Here it is, just use it. If the old man wants to cancel the oath, the price he has to pay will not be easily borne.
"Miss, but I have already been dealt with. As for this oath... why don't you just forget about it?" Xuan Shang was very clear about the interests involved, so he softened his words and begged for mercy.
"Hey, I'm doing this for your own good. You can't be incapable of doing such a small thing, right? Then what qualifications do you have for me to let you out? You're an old monster who has lived for thousands or even tens of thousands of years. You're probably used to being dishonest. Just pretend that I didn't say anything. Just stay here and I'll go do my thing. Sorry to stop accompanying you."
This really made Xuan Shang furious, "No, no, no, I swear!"
"Heaven and earth are above, Xuan Shang swears here today that I will obey Fan Nuoxi for the rest of my life and will not betray him or do anything evil. Otherwise... otherwise, please let the laws of heaven and earth punish Xuan Shang with the death penalty!"
As soon as the oath was uttered, a golden formation emerged from under the feet of the two people. Xuan Shang's oath also appeared in the form of text and finally sank into Fan Nuoxi's brows. Xuan Shang also signed the oath.
Fan Nuoxi also quickly felt that there was an extra layer of connection between himself and Xuan Shang.
Having achieved his wish, Fan Nuoxi finally untied the layers of restrictions and released Xuan Shang.
At this moment, Xuan Shang looked like a homeless man. No, he looked even more miserable than a homeless man.
Look at his hair, it's all burnt black, as are his eyebrows and beard, there are traces of being burned by the Phoenix Fire on his body, his clothes are tattered, not to mention the medicine that Fan Nuoxi originally made, a large area of his skin is ulcerated, where is the immortal look he had before?