The Immortal God of War

Chapter 327: The Fat Pig Count

At this time, Zhu Xiu became more and more curious. Who gave the two people the courage to allow them, as the two silver guards of the main temple, to not know the Lord God?

Not seeing any admiration in the two, Zhu Xiu seemed to understand everything.

"Well then! Give me a puppet of the Lord God!"

"Pick your own!"

Although the girl was a little unhappy, she still pushed a price list to Zhu Xiu on the counter. After all, no one can resist money.

Zhu Xiu glanced through the price list and found that this small doll was sold at a sky-high price. The most basic wooden model was sold for one gold coin each, not to mention other metal and even gem models, the prices increased exponentially.

"Fuck! Isn't this too expensive?"

A familiar line of dialogue rang in Zhu Xiu's mind. Before he could open his mouth, the girl at the counter suddenly changed her expression, as if she was even more impatient than before.

"Are you looking for trouble on purpose? Do you want to?"

Zhu Xiu reacted and laughed quickly.

"Yes! Of course! Give me the most basic one! After all, the Lord God said that he protects everyone, regardless of their status."

"Haha! You don't understand this. The more money you spend, the more the Lord God will feel your sincerity. You can't save money. If you buy the worst one, the Lord God may not even bother to help you!"

The girl's words opened Zhu Xiu's eyes. Although both he and she were talking nonsense, their purposes were different.

"I told you, the Lord God does not discriminate between the rich and the poor. Just give me this doll that costs one gold coin. Unfortunately, this is all the money I have."

The girl who had been talking to Zhu Xiu fell silent. The other girl saw something was wrong and immediately started talking to Zhu Xiu.

"That's just her personality. I'll get the doll you want!"

Although the girl seemed to have regained some enthusiasm for Zhu Xiu, she was only urging Zhu Xiu to leave.

After entering the curtain behind her, the girl picked up a wooden doll from the messy pile of goods and returned to the counter.

When Zhu Xiu saw the doll designed in her own image, her face turned green. The doll had absolutely nothing to do with her, and the wild carving only highlighted a perfunctory look.

"Isn't this right? How can this be me?"

Zhu Xiu looked at the doll and said in shock,

"Haha! This is the Lord God, what does it have to do with you?"

The girl just now started talking again.

"But! The original doll should have been carved in my image, right? Why is the technology so bad now? Did you change the craftsman to save costs?"

"cut!"

Just when he was about to question whether Zhu Xiu was still making trouble, the girl stared at Zhu Xiu's face carefully and began to look him over.

"Haha! I think you just happen to look like the master? The main temple is not a place where you can mess around!!!"

The girl suddenly realized what was going on and immediately concluded that Zhu Xiu was here to cause trouble and wanted to use his good looks to steal the main temple.

Zhu Xiu couldn't help but laugh when he saw that the girl still chose to ignore his reminder.

This is so interesting!

Seeing Zhu Xiu laughing, the girl picked up the small golden hammer and started hitting the counter.

This sudden surprise quickly attracted the attention of everyone in the hall.

The hammer didn't hit the guard, but instead hit a noble who looked like a fat pig.

Although the distance was only a few dozen meters, the noble felt as if he had just finished running three kilometers. He was not sweating profusely, but he was also breathing heavily.

"Oh! my lovely Elsa! What are you doing?"

The fat folds on the nobleman's face swayed back and forth between the opening and closing of his mouth, making people feel nauseous.

Seeing the noble come forward in person, the girl's dissatisfaction with Zhu Xiu turned into enthusiasm for him.

"Mr. Earl, please go back. We will take care of the matter at the counter!"

Zhu Xiu could clearly feel that the girl in front of him named Elsa was trying to please the fat pig earl.

Suddenly, the Fat Pig Earl elbowed Zhu Xiu lightly.

"Hey! Brother, you are not here to spend the night with Miss Elsa, are you? She is a celebrity in our circle. Although she is very expensive, her skills in bed are first-class. The most important thing is that it is fully automatic."

"Mr. Earl!~"

The girl quickly shouted with a smile, signaling him to stop talking.

"Brother, I don't know if I'm drunk, but you look like the yellow statue in the hall, you look like you were carved from the same mold. Are you the Lord God?"

The Fat Pig Count grinned, and several gold teeth that were hidden by the fat were revealed.

"My Lord Earl really has a good eye for people. I am none other than the Lord God!"

Zhu Xiu felt that the fat pig in front of him looked like a funny person, so he just went on talking directly.

"Haha! Brother, you are so humorous. I was just saying it casually, but you took it so seriously. Lord God is so busy, how can he have time to hang out here? Come! Have a drink with us!"

After saying that, the fat pig put his big shoulders on Zhu Xiu and used brute force to pull Zhu Xiu back to his original table.

After the two men left, the two girls at the counter became awkward.

"Sister Shasha, is what the earl just said true? Did you attend the nobles' gathering in private?"

Having been with the girl for a long time, Elsa knew that she was not a fool. Since she had been exposed, she had no intention of hiding it, so she said,

"What's wrong, sister? Do you want to join us? If we work together, we can make much more money than this small receptionist. But we can't give this position to others. After all, someone with this status is more valuable!"

Looking at Elsa who suddenly became a stranger in front of her, the girl's eyes were filled with fear.

"Fatty! Where did you find a guy who looks so much like the Lord God? He didn't scare me!"

At the dinner table, a young nobleman smiled and said that judging from the medal on his chest, he was a small baron.

"Hey! I don't know where this guy came from. He looks like an interesting clown. He's just right to entertain us while we drink."

The fat pig grinned and smiled back.

"That's fine, that's fine! After all, women are already tired of seeing him, but why not try something else?"

Zhu Xiu looked at the five nobles at the dinner table, and the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously. It seemed that he could get a lot of information from them.

"Hey! What's your name? Can you do something for us? Can you make us happy?"

A young man said to Zhu Xiu tentatively.

Zhu Xiu smiled, raised his hand, and a ball of fire burst out from his palm.

"So hot! I didn't expect that little brother is also a magician. Why don't you just follow me? I will at least make you a butler!!!"

The fat pig clapped his hands quickly, but his obesity made his forelimbs look very small, just like the upper limbs of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Although he made a clapping motion, his hands could not clap together at all.

The flames in Zhu Xiu's hands grew bigger and bigger. Feeling the roasted fat pig, he blew air out of his mouth.

"Quick! Quick! Quick! Put it out!!!"