Chapter 217: Buffet in the Deep Forest
Chapter 217: Buffet in the Deep Forest
The leader of the men in black was so shocked that he was speechless. The fourth brother was quite powerful, but he was kidnapped by this woman?!
After Tang Xiluo finished lighting the fire, he looked up and saw them, so he spoke in a familiar manner.
"You guys are back? What game did you catch? Go prepare some for the barbecue. I have the firewood ready."
Man in black: “…You!”
The leading man in black stepped forward and pulled the weed out of the fourth man's mouth.
As soon as the fourth brother was released, he started cursing wildly.
"Are you sick?! Why did you tie me up for no reason?!"
Tang Xiluo shrugged, "I just tied you up because I didn't like you."
"..."
"Boss! Please help me teach her a lesson! She is so infuriating. She obviously doesn't know martial arts, but her speed is so fast. This is really weird!"
Tang Xiluo's mouth twitched, "If you can't speak, just shut up. What do you mean by weird? Do you know how to use words? That's called domineering!"
"..."
"Stop arguing and eat meat."
Tang Xiluo went forward and took a look, and was immediately stunned.
"So many wild rabbits? Did you destroy their nests?"
"What? Don't tell us you don't eat."
"It's good enough to have something to eat, why are you so picky?"
"..."
Tang Xiluo curled his lips and said, "I didn't say I don't want to eat it! It's just that there are no seasonings here, so it might not taste good when grilled..."
"..."
"Please understand that this is no longer your palace. It's good enough to have enough to eat. How dare you be so picky!"
Tang Xiluo glared at them and said, "What's wrong with pursuing better food? Who knows when I will be gone? It's better to enjoy life while you can."
"Oh, you are quite open-minded."
"That's right. Can you please tell me when you will kill me?"
"..."
"do not know."
“No notification was given.”
Tang Xiluo had a look of disgust on his face, "Tsk tsk tsk, your superiors are no good! They didn't even inform you when they arrested the person. It's obvious that they are playing a trick on you."
"...You don't need to worry about that."
"If you weren't still useful, I would have killed you long ago! You kept chattering all the way and it was so annoying!"
Tang Xiluo couldn't help rolling his eyes, "If I didn't want to know who's behind you, I would have killed you a long time ago. It's useless."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Forget it, forget it. She is not normal to begin with. Why would you bother with her?"
"I'm too lazy to compete with you!" Tang Xiluo rolled his eyes, leaving only white, without even a trace of black in his eyes.
Man in black: “…” It looks quite scary.
"Ahem, let's just grill the meat."
A few minutes later, the sound of guarding food came from somewhere in the forest.
"Hey, hey, hey, that leg is mine, can you please not take it?"
"Oh my gosh! I just told you that the bunny ears are mine! Didn't you hear me?!"
"That one's mine too!"
"this is mine!"
"Put it down, it's mine!"
"mine!"
"..."
"--Snapped!"
"Are you going to let me eat you or not?!"
The man in black couldn't bear it any longer and kicked a tree in anger.
"You're not allowed to eat this, and you're not allowed to eat that, so you can only eat it by yourself."
Tang Xiluo blinked and said, "I didn't stop you from eating!"
The corner of the man in black's mouth twitched. He looked at the pile of flesh in her arms, and then at the pitiful few bones in front of them.
"..."
“You also call this letting us eat?”
Tang Xiluo also noticed it and smiled awkwardly.
"Why don't you go and hunt some more? I see traces of wild boars here. There should be wild boars not far away."
"..."
"Brother, we are not full yet..."
This woman took up so much by herself, and they could only gnaw on the bones, with very little meat.
The leading man in black gritted his teeth, but finally nodded helplessly.
"let's go."
After they left, Tang Xiluo ate to his heart's content.
He even gave half to the fourth child who stayed behind.
The fourth man in black was incredulous, "This... these are all for me?!"
Tang Xiluo said generously, "Eat it, don't be polite, these are all left for you."
The fourth man in black just felt that he was so lucky. It was incredible that he could get food from her.
He was even a little touched.
"Thank you then."
Tang Xiluo waved her hand generously, "You're welcome." After all, she wanted to save stomach for the roasted wild boar.
Half an hour later.
Man in black: "...Why are you still eating?"
"You're such a big eater, aren't you?!"
"Didn't you say it wouldn't taste good without any seasoning?!"
Seeing her happily gnawing on the pig's trotter, several people fell into silence.
Tang Xiluo blinked and said, "Those rabbits you caught are not enough to fill my teeth."
The fourth man in black stared at her with resentment, and the emotion he had just felt disappeared without a trace.
No wonder she was willing to give me so much rabbit meat! It turned out that she wanted to eat roasted wild boar!!!
"Old Four, eat! Why are you just watching? Don't worry about this woman. She won't starve to death."
The fourth man in black wanted to cry but had no tears. "I can't eat anymore..." He also wanted to eat roasted wild boar, but his stomach was full.
The other three men in black looked puzzled, "How much have you eaten before you can't eat anymore?"
"Old Four, you haven't had much of an appetite lately."
"Don't starve yourself."
The fourth man in black has so much suffering that he can’t say it out loud!
Tang Xiluo didn't bother to pay attention to them and ate all the delicious food while they were talking.
"Ahem, those ones flying in the sky seem pretty big, how about we shoot them down and eat them?"
Several men in black: "..."
"Were you a pig in your previous life?"
"Can you still eat?"
Tang Xiluo shrugged, "I don't know when I will die. It's better to die of fullness than of starvation, right? It's not nice to hear the phrase 'starving ghost'."
Several people:"……"
After dozens of minutes, several men in black were exhausted and panting.
"Is this all right now?"
Tang Xiluo finished eating the roasted bird meat and touched his stomach.
Then he said innocently, "I'm still a little short of being full."
"..."
"? ? ?"
"!!!"
"What the hell..."
"Stop eating! We haven't eaten yet, and you've eaten everything by yourself, and you're not full yet?!"
Tang Xiluo shrugged, "You can't blame me for having a big appetite!"
"..."
"Then just go hungry."
"That's right, it's our turn to eat now. You ate so many of our portions by yourself!"
Tang Xiluo looked helpless, "I can't help but talk until I'm full. I can't help but keep talking."
"..."
Several men in black had no choice but to compromise, "What else do you want to eat?"
"It would be nice if I could eat something swimming in the water at this time."
"..."
"Where did the water come from in this fucking wilderness?!"
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