Tomb Raider: Call Me Dragon Vein Cleaner

Chapter 466 Please God



Chapter 466 Please God

"Damn it, that thing has come back to life. Tell me quickly what you know, maybe I have a way to completely get rid of it."

From the moment Cheng Feng appeared, he seemed completely at ease, leading Emerald to subconsciously assume that he already had a thorough understanding of the place.

Cheng Feng maintained a calm and unhurried attitude, but still cooperated by saying:

"As far as I know, the thing in this house is the Evil Kitchen God, which means that a cult-like ritual was performed in this house."

The result was the creation of an evil god that would kill them.

Cheng Feng briefly explained the information he had obtained from the cleanup mission.

Upon hearing this, Emerald frowned. There are countless evil gods and licentious worship in this world, especially in this country where there was once an operation to exterminate gods.

Trying to understand every kind of evil god is nothing short of a pipe dream.

"Why don't you use lightning magic to suppress it again? I'll look up this Evil Stove Lord online."

After racking her brains, Jade came up with a solution that was hardly a solution at all.

Cheng Feng looked at the jade with amusement, his eyes full of mockery.

"What kind of look is that? I already said, there might be a way, not a certainty!"

Jade, annoyed, defended herself.

The evil stove recovered quickly, and at this time, all the ornaments in the living room began to shake.

Suddenly, two porcelain vases placed next to the TV cabinet were smashed onto Cheng Feng, who was sitting on the sofa.

Jade instinctively struck out with her palm, and the pink medicine instantly severed the evil god's control over her.

The porcelain vase fell to the ground from mid-air with a piercing cracking sound.

"I have a way that might solve this evil stove problem, but I need your cooperation."

Cheng Feng stood up from the sofa, shielded the jade in front of him, and whispered something to it.

Jade struck a dashing pose, her hands swirling with medicinal energy, ready to face any crisis at any moment.

After hearing Cheng Feng speak behind her, she quickly replied:

"What method? What do you need me to do?"

Cheng Feng silently uttered two words:

"Invite the gods."

"what?"

Emerald was startled upon hearing this, and in that moment of distraction, a dazzling flame burst forth from the kitchen.

In just a moment, the jadeite, which had been like frizzy hair, was curled up by the heat.

Jade deserves a larger dose of medicine to keep the power of the evil stove god out of her and Cheng Feng.

"I'll buy you some time, hurry up and cast your spell!"

Jade struggled to resist the power of the evil god, and the floor tiles not far from the two were already blackened by the heat.

Cheng Feng coughed lightly and said:

“Miss Emerald, you may have misunderstood. It's true that I'm casting the spell, but the god needs to be invoked upon you.”

My mortal body cannot withstand the power of a god.

Emerald's eyebrows twitched upon hearing this.

"You're really something, treating me like a spirit medium, huh? Fine, I agree, but this time I want 70% of the payment."

"You're asking for the moon!"

Cheng Feng stared in disbelief at Emerald's profile, thinking to himself, "How dare this girl speak up?"

Jade turned her head slightly to avoid Cheng Feng's gaze.

"Then it's 50%, no less!"

Cheng Feng nodded and said:

"That's more like it, but you have to treat me to a big meal after this is all over."

"You're so stingy. It's just a big meal, this young lady will treat you."

Jade glared at Cheng Feng with annoyance.

In just a few words, Emerald and Cheng Feng's living space was further compressed, and resisting the evil stove god also caused a considerable consumption of medicine.

"Listen carefully, I'm about to cast a spell to summon the spirits. Control the amount of medicine in your body and don't resist!"

After Jade agreed.

Cheng Feng took out the all-purpose yellow talisman and unceremoniously stuck it on the jade's forehead.

"Is that right? Who would hang a spirit medium up like a zombie?"

The jade posed a question from the depths of its soul.

But Cheng Feng didn't reply; instead, he flicked Emerald's forehead with his finger.

"Please, God descend!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a vast divine power descended from the heavens.

Just as the yellow talisman burned out, Emerald's eyes transformed into heterochromatic pupils, one a golden color even hotter than the flames.

It was a silver color, even colder and more austere than a frozen pool.

"This is my large-sized trial card. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let you have some fun too."

With that thought in mind, Cheng Feng strode over to the sofa and sat down.

It's worth mentioning that just as Cheng Feng's true power descended, this evil stove spirit, like a cat seeing a mouse, immediately hid in the kitchen.

The flames in the living room died out faster than Chen Jialuo died.

Emerald blinked, feeling as if she had been blind her whole life and had finally regained her sight.

Everything before her eyes was crystal clear.

Even through the wall, the evil god trembling in fear hiding behind the stove was clearly visible.

With a thought, Jade's golden eye shone brightly, and a golden crow burning with the true fire of the sun appeared out of thin air.

In an instant, the entire room was as bright as day, almost blinding Cheng Feng.

"Jade, what are you doing? Are you trying to burn this building down?!"

Hearing Cheng Feng's exasperated voice, Emerald stuck out her tongue sheepishly.

Then he quickly controlled his strength.

The light gradually dimmed, until only a tiny golden crow, no bigger than a palm, illuminated the living room like a light bulb.

"Go, kill that evil god!"

At Emerald's command, the little golden crow flapped its wings and disappeared from its spot.

Then, golden flames erupted in the kitchen, accompanied by a desperate roar, and the evil stove god who controlled the smoke and fire finally turned into nothingness in the flames.

'Ding~'

The task of clearing the Kitchen God from the wrong altar has been completed.

Reward: Heavenly Wind Shakes the Mountain

Do you wish to collect it?

Cheng Feng chose no, planning to study it carefully after he got home.

After defeating the evil Kitchen God, the divine power on Jade dissipated, and her eyes returned to normal.

Jade, who had been looking so smug, suddenly felt her legs go weak, as if she had given birth to 10 babies in one go.

Just as she was about to collapse to the ground, a pair of strong arms caught her in their embrace.

"This feels so, so amazing..."

Emerald, who was half-carried onto the sofa by Cheng Feng, said this.

Although it appears visibly weak, the jadeite's vitality is surprisingly good.

"It's just like Ultraman. Although he can only use it for three minutes, it's still the dream of countless children."

Cheng Feng understood Jade's excitement perfectly; after all, he knew that feeling all too well.

Jade nodded in agreement.

"Now that the matter is resolved, what are your plans?"

Jade's voice was still weak, and her body slumped limply on the sofa armrest, like a salted fish that had lost its dreams.

"What other plans could I have? I'll just go home and sleep."

As he spoke, Cheng Feng stretched and stood up. He was really looking forward to "The Heavenly Wind Shakes the Mountain" and was even thinking about skipping work for a few days to study it carefully.

"Wait, you're just going to leave me here like this?"

Jade turned her head urgently, her pretty face flattened by the armrest.

After hearing this, Cheng Feng walked to the handrail, squatted down, and circled the jade's head several times as if he were studying some rare species.

"What are you going to do? I advise you to calm down. You are still young. Don't go down the path of crime."

Jade felt a little uneasy under his gaze and quickly spoke up.

Cheng Feng curled his lip.

"Who do you take me for? I'm observing the medicine in your body. It seems the side effects of the divine intervention are being absorbed by it."

My suspicions were right; you are absolutely a genius, one in a million when it comes to invoking deities!


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