usatvline Chapter 112 The Absurd Immortal Academy
Chapter 112 The Absurd Immortal Academy
Chapter 112: The Absurd Immortal Academy
After resting at the inn for one night, Liu Yu and his group continued their journey. That day, they arrived at a mysterious, sacred mountain, where, it was said, there was a divine academy. Curious, Liu Yu wanted to see it, so the group went together.
As soon as Liu Yu arrived at the school gate, he heard a commotion coming from inside. Peeking inside, he saw a group of little fairies playing around in class. One little fairy was drawing a big cat on another fairy's face with a brush, making the fairy who was drawn on burst into tears.
The teacher, a veritable angel, stood on the platform, brandishing a ruler and shouting orders, but no one listened to him. Liu Yu couldn't help but laugh: "This school is too chaotic."
They entered the school, and the teacher, seeing them, looked at them as if they were saviors, and hurriedly said, "You guys quickly help me manage these naughty kids." Liu Yu volunteered and went up to the podium.
He cleared his throat and said, "Children, quiet down!" But the little fairies ignored him and continued their playful antics. Frustrated, Liu Yu picked up a book from the table and threw it into the air, hoping to scare them. Unexpectedly, the book hit one of the fairies on the head, and the little fairy cried out in pain.
Just then, a chubby little fairy jumped out, pointed at Liu Yu and said, "You're bullying me! I'm going to tell the principal!" Liu Yu quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight. Bai Suzhen shook her head, walked onto the platform, cast a spell, and conjured up many candies, saying, "Whoever quiets down will get candy." The little fairies immediately quieted down, their eyes fixed on the candies.
After finally quieting down, class began. The teacher wrote a character on the blackboard and asked, "What character is this?" A little genius stood up and shouted, "It's a big bug!" Liu Yu laughed so hard she almost choked: "It's clearly the character '一' (one)."
Next, the teacher asked everyone to recite the spell incantation. One little fairy stumbled over his words and even mispronounced the incantation, resulting in the spell he cast making a complete mess of the classroom. Liu Yu helped clean up while laughing until tears streamed down her face.
During recess, the little fairies were playing on the playground. One little fairy wanted to show off his flying skills, but after only a few flights, he fell flat on his face. Liu Yu ran over and helped him up, saying, "You still need to practice your flying skills."
Just then, another little fairy ran over and challenged Liu Yu to a running race. Liu Yu readily agreed, but after only a few steps, he tripped over a tree branch and fell flat on his face. The little fairies burst into laughter, and Liu Yu awkwardly got up and dusted himself off.
The bell rang, and everyone returned to the classroom. This lesson was a practical magic class, and the teacher asked everyone to turn the apples on their desks into rabbits. Liu Yu wanted to try it too. He chanted the spell, but the apple turned into a strange, unrecognizable creature, causing the little fairies to burst into laughter.
Xu Xian said from the side, "Liu Yu, your magic is terrible." Liu Yu said unconvinced, "I'll try again." This time it was even worse; the apple exploded, splashing juice all over his face.
Xiaoqing laughed so hard she stomped her feet: "Brother-in-law, you'd better not try it."
Finally, get out of class ended, and Liu Yu and the others walked out of the classroom, feeling more exhausted than if they had fought a battle.
They continued their tour of the school and arrived at the alchemy room. A little immortal was refining elixirs, but accidentally added too many ingredients, causing the furnace to suddenly explode, billowing black smoke. Liu Yu's face was covered in soot, leaving only his two eyes blinking.
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw his expression.
At this moment, the principal walked over and, seeing the chaotic scene, his face turned very grim. Liu Yu quickly explained, "Principal, this was all an accident." The principal shook his head helplessly, "You should leave as soon as possible."
Liu Yu and the others slunk away from the Immortal Academy.
On his way down the mountain, Liu Yu saw a tree laden with strange fruit. Curious, he picked one, took a bite, and found it bitter and astringent. He quickly spat it out: "What kind of fruit is this? It's awful!"
Xu Xian laughed and said, "Who told you to eat random things?"
They continued walking and saw an old man performing for money by the roadside. The old man was supposed to breathe fire, but instead of fire, he sprayed himself with black smoke. Liu Yu laughed until her stomach hurt: "That performance was too amazing!"
The old man glared at him: "Don't laugh, give me the money!" Liu Yu quickly took out a few copper coins and handed them to the old man.
Suddenly, it started to rain. They hurriedly looked for shelter and ran into a dilapidated temple. Inside the temple was a worn-out statue of a deity. Liu Yu accidentally knocked it over and was so frightened that he immediately apologized.
After the rain stopped, they walked out of the temple. Suddenly, a large dog rushed out and barked at Liu Yu. Liu Yu was so frightened that he turned and ran, crying, "Help!"
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing were laughing uncontrollably in the back.
They ran for a long time before finally getting rid of the big dog.
As evening fell, they arrived at a small town. A lantern festival was in full swing, with lanterns and decorations everywhere, creating a lively and festive atmosphere. Liu Yu excitedly pulled everyone along to see the lanterns.
They had a great time at the lantern festival and didn't find an inn to stay until late at night.
Lying in bed, Liu Yu recalled the day's events and drifted off to sleep with a smile...