Chapter 545: Lü Bu among men, Red Hare among horses
Chapter 545: Lü Bu among men, Red Hare among horses
Lin Qingyi looked at the two of them in confusion, wondering what her fourth sister had just said in her brother's ear that made her brother's face suddenly turn red.
She frowned slightly, feeling a slight sense of crisis.
Lin Xialan looked at Xiaohao's face, which looked like he was about to refuse but was actually about to accept, and snorted softly, "Heh! Man!"
She turned to look at the others and strongly condemned, "Xiaohao has worked hard to cook for us at night, so even if he is a pig, he has to be a pig named GGband!"
Lin Hao's mouth twitched. Was the topic changed so quickly?
Qing Yi and the others were just joking, but was Lin Xia Lan really thinking deeply about what breed of pig he was?
He shook his head. After all, GGbond was a handsome man. For the sake of her fishnet stockings, he decided to forgive her.
"Just think of it as you praising me." Lin Hao shook his head helplessly.
Lin Xialan frowned slightly and said confidently, "You are being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs by my kindness. I am just praising you!"
She thought about it and saw that Xiaohao didn't look very happy. She guessed that Xiaohao probably didn't like GGbond very much.
She cleared her throat and said again, "As the saying goes, a person's reputation is like the shadow of a tree!"
"Lü Bu's men are unrivaled in bravery! Red Hare's horse is as swift as the wind!"
"So even if Xiaohao is a pig, he has to be Ganglie's pig!"
Zhu Ganglie is also called Zhu Bajie. Although he is still a pig, he was once the Marshal Tianpeng who was in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, and later became the messenger of the altar.
She turned her head and looked at Lin Hao. If he could be a pig like this, he would definitely control Xiao Hao severely!
Lin Hao was indeed being held in a harsh position. His cheeks turned red with shame and he seemed to have lost all his strength.
Lin Xialan scratched her head in confusion, not knowing why Xiaohao looked so speechless.
She turned her head and looked at the others. They all had red cheeks and their eyes began to avoid her.
"Brother, I brought the food upstairs!"
Lin Qingyi took the lead and picked up a plate of boiled beef, then ran out the door decisively.
Fortunately, she had a sense of crisis just now, thinking that her fourth sister was going to snatch her brother from her.
Xie Shuangxu glanced at Lin Hao with a gloating look, then picked up two plates of food and walked upstairs.
Looking at Lin Hao's increasingly gloomy face and the escape of several people, Lin Xialan blinked, feeling that the situation seemed a little bad.
Her eyes instantly fell on Hua Qian, and she wanted to kidnap Hua Qian and escape from there quickly.
However, as soon as she made a move, Lin Hao stood in front of Hua Qian, blocking her only way out of the kitchen.
Hua Qian realized that she was almost held hostage, so she quickly picked up a bowl of food and ran out the door, "Shuang Xu, wait for me!"
"That little traitor! I took her to visit our sweet and loving home!" Lin Xialan gritted her teeth viciously.
Li Nianqiu also picked up a bowl of food and said hesitantly, "Lin Hao, my sister has no ill intentions."
Lin Hao turned his head and looked at Li Nianqiu, "I know, Senior Nianqiu, you go up with them first."
Li Nianqiu glanced at Lin Xialan, walked out of the room silently, and considerately closed the kitchen door.
When she turned around, she found Lin Qingyi and others hiding in a small corner outside the kitchen door.
With a "click" sound, the kitchen door closed, and only Lin Hao and Lin Xialan were left in the huge kitchen.
Lin Hao sighed softly, looked at Lin Xialan, and said, "That pig with an anal fissure must be in a lot of pain, right?"
Lin Xialan blinked her eyes. "Anal fissure? It hurts? Anal fissure? Pain? Anal fissure?"
Her cheeks turned red instantly and a burst of heat suddenly came out of her head.
She lowered her head, her hands entangled nervously, and her eyes occasionally glanced at Lin Hao secretly.
After Lin Hao finished speaking, he tiptoed to the kitchen door and pulled it open. Sure enough, the four little ones were all clinging to the wall in a neat row.
"Is the sound much clearer now?" Lin Hao raised his eyebrows.
Lin Qingyi was holding dishes in her hands, with a hint of embarrassment on her face. She said nothing and walked upstairs decisively.
Xie Shuangxu and Li Nianqiu looked at each other, then looked away in an instant and followed Lin Qingyi silently.
Hua Qian was squatting on the ground trying to pry open the crack in the door, and when Lin Hao opened the door, he fell to the ground.
She raised her head and smiled awkwardly, then quickly picked up the fruit that she had just placed aside and trotted after him.
Lin Hao shook his head helplessly. Huaqian and the others probably learned how to climb over the wall from Lin Qingyi, and this bad habit of Lin Qingyi originated from Lin Xialan.
He turned around and closed the kitchen door again.
However, the moment he turned around, a white shadow followed the direction he turned, trying to bypass his blind spot and escape from the kitchen directly.
Lin Hao was quick to grab Bai Ying's collar and said with a sinister smile, "Fourth sister, where do you want to go?"
Lin Xialan shrank her neck and smiled awkwardly, "Xiaohao, I love you!"
Lin Hao rolled his eyes. "My dear sister, isn't it a little late to try to awaken family affection now?"
Lin Xialan opened her arms and hugged Lin Hao fiercely. "Xiaohao, you also know that your sister is a fish that slipped through the net of nine years of education!"
"Besides, you are making an analogy, you can't talk about it individually!"
"Like Lü Bu, Lü Bu is a name, but the person is a species. Like Red Hare, Red Hare is a name, but the horse is a species."
"Uh-huh pig, uh-huh is the name, pig is the species."
Lin Hao nodded thoughtfully, "Yeah, it can be a name, a disease, or an adjective."
He pinched Lin Xialan's soft face and said, "Isn't it, my strong sister?"
Lin Xialan shook her head repeatedly, "No, no, I'm so weak. Any little setback can easily knock me down."
She hugged Lin Hao tighter, sniffed, and said aggrievedly, "Xiaohao, sister can only come back two days a week."
"Today is the first night since I came back, so there should be a protection period for newbies."
"My sister doesn't even have enough to eat at school, and she has to study every day, which is very hard."
"And even though studying is hard, I always make time to think about you and want to be with you every day!"
Feeling a soft pressure on his chest, coupled with Lin Xialan's pitiful words, Lin Hao shook his head helplessly.
He let go of the hand that was ravaging Lin Xialan's face and put it on Lin Xialan's waist. "You want to stay with me every day, that's a lie. You want to stay at home, that's the truth!"
Lin Xialan knew that Xiaohao was no longer angry. She gently rubbed Lin Hao's chest and said with a playful smile, "It's true that I want to stay at home. I love you, too!"
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