Zongman: Nohara Shinnosuke is about to be chopped off

Chapter 303 Interrogating Shinnosuke!

And when he heard that Shin-chan had pleaded for mercy to the police the moment he fainted, Kudo Shinichi couldn't help but sigh:

"Xiao Xin, although you are sometimes unreliable, you are loyal, unlike that gossipy woman Sonoko. Who knows how she would laugh at me when I was unconscious."

Suzuki Sonoko, who was named at the side, actually did not refute this time. There was nothing she could do, as Kudo Shinichi was right.

"Don't be sad, Shinichi. I never make fun of my friends because of their appearance, except for Masahiro, of course. His head really looks like a rice ball."

Xiaoxin patted his chest and vowed that he was sincere to every one of his friends.

"It's okay. I don't take it too seriously. I'm used to it. When I was in school, Sonoko always said I was a mystery geek... Wait, what did you mean by laughing at me because of my appearance?"

In the middle of his words, Kudo Shinichi suddenly realized,

What Xiaoxin meant by this is that he felt that the reason why he was laughed at was... his appearance?!

"Haha, well done, Shin-chan, you're exactly what I like."

Suzuki Sonoko was just feeling bad and couldn't retort, but unexpectedly, Shin-chan came to her aid and she immediately couldn't stop smiling.

Kudo Shinichi was having a heart-to-heart talk with Shin-chan one second ago, and the next second Shin-chan despised him for being ugly.

When the others present heard this, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Kudo Shinichi felt that he had given his true heart to a misplaced person, and turned his head away angrily, not wanting to talk to Shinnosuke anymore.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing and be more careful. We've almost dealt with the vomiting case, now it's time to ask about the speeding case."

Miwako Sato coughed a few times, suppressed her laughter, and gave the main seat to Yumi Miyamoto next to her.

"You are Shinnosuke, right? I don't know what tricks you used to get our Miwako to speak well of you, but this trick won't work on me. I can't tolerate any grain of sand in my eyes."

As soon as Yumi Miyamoto started the interrogation, she took the initiative to give Shin-chan a warning.

Miwako Sato rolled her eyes when she heard what her friend said.

I thought this girl was just trying to get into trouble, and I was going to teach her a lesson after get off work. She actually said bad things about me in front of me.

"Hey, traffic police sister, are you going to arrest me? Please be gentle."

However, Yumi Miyamoto's pretentious toughness could not scare Shin-chan at all. He even wished that Yumi Miyamoto would catch him and "punish" him.

Sure enough, as soon as Shin-chan said this slightly perverted word, Miyamoto Yumi immediately hugged her body tightly and stepped back with a vigilant look on her face, as if she was the person being interrogated.

"You little pervert, you will definitely endanger society in the future! Tell me about your family situation, I have to give your parents a good lesson."

Yumi Miyamoto looked as if she had seen through Shin-chan's true face.

"My mother is very lazy. She doesn't do any laundry or cooking. Her name is Nohara Miya.

"Housewife?"

Yumi Miyamoto nodded thoughtfully.

"Yes, my mother should be gossiping about extramarital affairs at the street's 'Infidelity Gossip Exchange' right now."

Shin-chan propped up his head and predicted with great certainty what Nohara Misae would do at the moment.

He knew Meiya too well. There were two things in Meiya's life that she could not refuse: one was discussing gossip, and the other was low-price auction houses.

"Cheating on your spouse?! So explosive? Please tell me more about this exchange meeting. I think there are many suspicious points and the problem is very serious."

When Yumi Miyamoto heard this, she subconsciously moved closer to Shin-chan and stared at him expectantly.

Although she is still far from becoming a gossipy old lady, she is also very curious about explosive gossip such as extramarital affairs.

"Okay, I'll tell you in secret. Miss Shanhua next door to our house eloped with her brother-in-law..."

Shin-chan was also very cooperative. He leaned close to Yumi Miyamoto's ear and whispered the gossip he heard from Misae.

"Ahem, Yumi, did you forget something?"

Miwako Sato coughed twice to remind her to pay attention to the occasion.

The interrogation is still going on, why are you suddenly asking about gossip?

"Shhhhh, Meiwako, stop making noise. I'm just hearing the crucial plot."

Miyamoto Yumi quickly reached out to cover Sato Miwako's mouth, and then listened to Shin-chan's gossip with full concentration, occasionally letting out an exclamation:

"Is there such a thing?!"

"Just kidding!"

After listening to all the gossip, Yumi Miyamoto sat up straight, coughed twice, and tried to restore her serious expression.

"Why are you looking at me? Shinnosuke is the one being interrogated."

Yumi Miyamoto noticed that everyone around her was staring at her with strange eyes, so she quickly waved her hand to signal everyone to turn their attention back to Shin-chan.

"Shinnosuke, since you are not familiar with traffic rules at all, let me ask you one more thing. When was the last time you drove a vehicle?"

Yumi Miyamoto felt uncomfortable being stared at by everyone, so she quickly continued asking questions.

"5 years old"

"Okay, 5 years old...what did you say?! What are you driving?"

Yumi Miyamoto looked at Shin-chan in shock.

My goodness, he started violating traffic rules at the age of 5? And he is a repeat offender!

"It's Hiroshi!"

"Hiroshi? What kind of car is that? An electric car or a gasoline car?"

"Guangzhi is my father's name, but now I can't 'drive' him anymore. My father's health is getting weaker and weaker. He doesn't even play wrestling games at night."

As Shin-chan spoke, he couldn't help but sigh and shake his head.

I recall when I was five years old, I rode on my father's neck and he ran fast and easily.

If he sits on it again now, Dad will insist that he is murdering him.

Alas, I just want to reminisce about my childhood.

"Shinnosuke, you are so naughty."

After listening to Shin-chan's explanation, Miyamoto Yumi smiled and shook her head.

If it had happened just now, she would have definitely scolded Shin-chan for playing tricks on her, but Shin-chan just told her a bunch of explosive gossip, and the relationship between the two of them suddenly became much closer.

So, if you don’t know what to talk about with girls, it’s always better to talk about hot gossip.

Afterwards, Yumi Miyamoto chatted with Shin-chan for a while and then closed the notebook in her hand.

"Okay, the criticism and education is done. There are two more items. One is a fine, and the other is to notify your parents."

Miwako Sato informed several people of the results of the handling.

"Officer Sato, can you remove me from the list of notifying my parents? My situation is special and my parents are not here."

Kudo Shinichi began to explain his situation.

His parents are in the United States, and he doesn't want them to know about this embarrassing thing.

Damn Fujimine Yukiko is such a child. If she knew about this, she would laugh at him for the whole year. He can't afford to lose face like that.

"No way! Shinichi, you are really an orphan?"

Shin-chan stared at Kudo Shinichi in disbelief.

I didn't expect that what I said casually would come true. Shinichi is so pitiful.

"I'm not an orphan! My parents are just not in Japan, not in this world."

Kudo Shinichi was given such an inexplicable title by Shin-chan, and he couldn't help but refute it, but at the same time he felt something was wrong.

"Wait, why did you say 'really orphans'? What does that mean?"

During the time he was unconscious, how many things did Xiaoxin do behind his back that he didn't know about?

Then, Inspector Megure also spoke up, confirming what Kudo Shinichi said:

"Shinichi's parents and I have been friends for many years, and they do live abroad. Let's do this, print out a written warning notice, and when they return to Japan, I'll have them sign it directly."

Kudo Shinichi sighed helplessly.

He knew in his heart that he could not escape this disaster. Being laughed at by his mother was a foregone conclusion. It was only a matter of time.

"It's okay, Shinichi, don't be too sad. If it really doesn't work, I'll secretly find a pen and change your warning notice into a praise notice."

Shin-chan walked up, patted Kudo Shinichi on the shoulder, and comforted him seriously.

"Thank you, but forget it."

Kudo Shinichi's mouth twitched slightly, and he refused with a wry smile.

If he really believed Shin-chan's nonsense and asked him to change it, he would definitely be laughed at even more if his mother saw it.