I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Even the two guards Tang Taizong gave him refused.

Just kidding, Tang Sanzang came with a cheat, and he still needs guards?

If it wasn't because it was too lonely to go alone, Tang Sanzang wouldn't even want that monkey, pig and pervert.

Tang Sanzang has discovered since time travel that he actually has a weapon acquisition system, whether it is a grenade or a pistol, whether it is an AK47 or a ballet, it is all thoughtful.

It's really scary to have this, so Tang Sanzang is insane.

It is said that Tang Sanzang was riding a pony, pumping Huazi with his left hand, holding a rabbit leg with his right hand, humming a little song, and walking on the path carelessly.

The rabbit was shot with a sniper rifle not long ago. After it was roasted over a fire, the thick oily aroma was mixed with the aroma of cumin.

Who said monks can't eat meat?

Tang Sanzang's first admonition when he became a master is that wine and meat pass through the intestines and stay in the Buddha's heart.

Ordinary young monks need to rely on various taboos to become a Buddha and become a Taoist. When they reach the level of an eminent monk, they don't have to be restricted by these rules and regulations.

In short, I can eat meat and drink alcohol, but you can't, and you can't!

At this time, a few thieves suddenly jumped out of the grass around the mountain road, shouting:

"Monk, leave the horse and luggage. You are a monk. I will spare you!"

yo?

robbery?

Just a little bored, Tang Sanzang put the rabbit's leg into his arms, and casually threw out a smoking thing.

A few robbers were about to ask what it was, but they saw the monk who was riding a horse just now get off his horse in a panic, and led the horse and ran behind a stone.

"Hey, monk, what do you mean? What is this? Why are you still taking the risk..."

The robbers hadn't finished their words, but they were torn apart with a bang.

Tang Sanzang poked his head out from behind the stone and clapped his hands.

"Well, the power of this tired hand is not small. If you dare to steal my way, then I have to send you to see the Buddha. You should pray to the Buddha to forgive you!"

Ride on, ride on my beloved little white horse, la la la...

After taking care of the robbers, Tang Sanzang hummed a ditty and continued walking forward.

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===Chapter 571 What did you just say, I didn’t pay attention===

After leaving for a while, at the place just now, a strong man came out of the grass tremblingly.

This person was the leader of the previous robbers. He originally thought that he would appear as the finale, but before he left, a loud voice came from outside.

Then he saw a severed hand flying into his arms.

After all, the bandit leader was old and cunning. When he saw that something was wrong, he immediately hid and waited until there was no movement before going out.

It doesn't matter at this point, only a piece of broken flesh and blood are left.

Nima, the information is wrong!

Didn't he just be a little hairy monk?

This is a monk?

This is the coming of the Buddha, right?

Tang Sanzang continued all the way to the west, and saw a big mountain in front of him.

It looks like five fingers.

Tang Sanzang looked around. This must be the legendary Wuzhi Mountain.

Although it is the Wuzhi Mountain where Monkey King is sealed, it looks lush and lush. There are a few peach trees on the roadside at the foot of the mountain, with a few green peaches growing on it.

Tang Sanzang picked a few at random.

Hmm, it's pretty sweet.

He simply tied the horse under the tree, took a few peaches with him, and walked up the mountain while eating.

I was thinking about where to go to find that monkey, when I heard a yin and yang voice and said again.

"I'm talking about the great sage, tell me about my little lord, I serve you like this every day, and you still have these problems, do you really think that you are still the original great sage equal to heaven?"

Tang Sanzang trembled when he heard this voice, how could he be as virtuous as the eunuchs in the palace?

In a mountain depression, a short old man was holding a broken bowl to drink something for a monkey.

"If it weren't for the order from the higher-ups to give you this molten copper and iron to drink every day, would my life be so tiring? How comfortable it is to be free every day, that's good. I've been serving you quietly for 500 years."

"Bah, bah, why are you talking so much? When my old grandson goes out, I won't spare you!"

"Hehe, you dare to speak harshly? See if I don't punish you!"

After finishing speaking, this short stature old man picked up a walking stick and pointed at the exposed monkey's head to beat him.

Tang Sanzang took a look and saw a monkey with a rough face and a thunderous mouth being beaten by a little Wu Dalang, and one monkey and one person were cursing.

"Sun Wukong, you'd better be sensible, don't expect anyone to rescue you, you can stay here for the rest of your life!"

The old man in the land seemed to be tired, and said with a heavy breath.

"Hey, what a shitty master of yours, I have already arranged for someone to kill you, so you can go and live your big spring and autumn dream!"

When Tang Sanzang heard it, he got it, the real master was here, and the robbers before the relationship were arranged by others.

When Monkey King heard this, he couldn't help being furious.

"Stinky old man, my old grandson has written down this account for you. When my old grandson goes out, I will take your head as a memorial to my master!"

"Hahaha, Great Holy Lord, I'll be waiting for you."

Still puzzled, he swung his crutches and hit Monkey King on the head a few times.

boom! ! ! !

The head of the land that was still showing off its power just now turned into a blood mist.

Not far away, Tang Sanzang held Huazi in his mouth, and slowly put away Ballet.

The suppressed Monkey King was stunned when he saw this scene.

Tang Sanzang came to the front of Sun Wukong gracefully, watched Sun Wukong staring at the smoke from his mouth, stretched out his hand to take out in his bosom, and handed it over with a smile.

"Come on one?"

"Um, you, you are the master of the Tang Dynasty that Master Guanyin told me?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head furiously, posed in a pose, and spit out three smoke rings vying to be the first.

"What's wrong? It doesn't look like it?"

"Uh, there's a little bit..."

Tang Sanzang didn't talk nonsense, lit a new Huazi, stuffed it into the monkey's mouth, and then looked up at the mountain.

"The what is the paper that is holding you down?"

Tang Sanzang raised his hand and vaguely saw a bulge on the top of the mountain, and something was floating on it.

"Just a piece of torn paper suppressing you? Are you too bad?"

"Ahem, my apprentice is incompetent. The most important thing is that stupid Tathagata playing tricks. Otherwise, how could my old grandson be suppressed?"

"Okay, okay, don't talk useless, I'll let you out right now."

"Thank you, Master, but the road up the mountain is quite rough, Master must be careful..."

Sun Wukong hadn't finished speaking, and the next few words came out in a hurry, because he saw that the master found a thick stick out of nowhere and was carrying it on his shoulder.

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"..."

After a series of rapid ten-speed shots, Tang Sanzang turned to ask Monkey King.

"What, what did you say just now, I didn't pay attention!"

Sun Wukong's eyeballs almost popped out, and he faintly felt that the seal on his body began to dissipate, and his sealed mana gradually returned to him.

Is not this nonsensical?

The entire top of Wuzhi Mountain has been flattened, leaving only one middle finger standing upright, it would be strange if there is still a seal.

"Master, please go further away, my old grandson is coming out."

"I know, I know, don't be in a hurry, wait for Lao Tzu's letter before you come out."

Tang Sanzang was watching TV before, and when Monkey King came out, the whole mountain collapsed. If he stayed here, he would be buried alive.

Don't look at Tang Sanzang as arrogant and arrogant, but he is not a fool, he only has one life.

Although Wang Erchui endured the pain and tore off a piece of flesh thorn to eat when he crossed over to Tang Sanzang just before, but it seems that he still doesn't feel immortal.

Damn it, the Tathagata of the dog day is deceiving people!

Tang Sanzang ran down the mountain in a panic. He rode his horse and ran all the way, covering a distance of more than ten miles. Then he picked up Ballet and pointed at Wuzhishan. No, Yizhishan fired a shot.

Immediately afterwards, a small figure flew straight into the sky accompanied by a burst of sand and dust.

Flying back and forth in the sky, jumping up and down, tossing and tossing for a long time, finally landed in front of Tang Sanzang with a somersault.

"Disciple Sun Wukong, pay homage to Master, and thank Master for saving his life."

"Hey, is it cool?"

Tang Sanzang asked with a root Huazi in his mouth.

"Hey, my old grandson has been pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and now I feel comfortable, cough cough."

Sun Wukong took the Huazi handed over by Tang Sanzang, and tried his best to imitate Tang Sanzang's appearance of swallowing clouds and fog, but he was still coughed by the powerful Huazi.

"If you don't know how to smoke, don't learn it hard. I won't give you Huazi in the future. I don't have much stock here."

Tang Sanzang patted his bulging backpack.

"Yes, Master!"

"What, Wukong, you are like this, you go to the sea or something to take a bath, you smell like this, you are not a somersault, go back quickly, and grab a few big ones along the way. Crabs come over, shrimps are fine too, it's almost noon, let's eat seafood at noon."

Tang Sanzang smelled a smell as soon as Monkey King came to him. After all, he hasn't bathed in 500 years, and the ashes on his body can rub off five catties, right?

So quickly dismiss Sun Monkey.

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===Chapter 572 My rules are rules!===

Not long after, the man and the monkey gathered around a fire, grilling and eating seafood.

I have to say that in this world of cultivating immortals, crabs are huge, and a crab leg can reach Tang Sanzang's thigh.

No matter how hard he tried, after eating half a crab leg, Tang Sanzang couldn't eat any more.

"Wukong, how does this cooked food taste?"

Tang Sanzang picked up another Huazi.

A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god.

"Tsk tsk tsk, master, this powdery thing is really good, I didn't say anything, the things I ate before were really rubbish."

Monkey King is biting a crab leg.

When he first got it, Monkey King ate it raw in front of Tang Sanzang. Although Monkey King had eaten cooked food before, he has been suppressed for 500 years now, and he has long forgotten what it tastes like.

Tang Sanzang was so stupid. Although he used to eat some sushi platters and so on, it still tasted very elegant. He had to dip it in wasabi, but Monkey King tasted like a beast.

Therefore, Tang Sanzang forcefully forced it to be eaten after being roasted over a fire.

"Well, that's good, this thing is called cumin, and I finally got it."

"hum chi hum chi"