I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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"hum chi hum chi"

"..."

Watching Monkey King finish eating everything like a storm.

Tang Sanzang said slowly: "Come on, have a meeting. Since you are my apprentice, you must abide by my rules."

Sun Wukong sat upright and said:

"It's the master, my grandson will definitely abide by it."

"The first thing, as I said just now, is to cook and eat the caught things. You will change anyway. I will leave all the pots and pans to you."

"The second rule is my rules. It's the rules. I can do whatever I say, and I can't do anything. Do you understand?"

"Understand Master!"

Sun Wukong turned somersault on the spot and said.

"No! You don't understand!"

Tang Sanzang said earnestly: "Did you think just now that we, as monks, should not kill or eat meat?"

Sun Wukong waved his hands again and again, and said, "No, no, Master must have a reason for doing this."

"I can't see it. You who have raised horses are different. You are very good at flattering."

"Wherever it is, it's all master's teaching."

One person and one monkey staged a somewhat disgusting scene.

"Okay, let's go quickly, let's hurry up, complete the task quickly, so that we can continue to live a good life."

Tang Sanzang smoked a Huazi and beckoned Monkey King to go on the road.

"Master is an eminent monk after all. When you say good days, master, do you mean the good days for all sentient beings?"

Sun Wukong led the horse, and naturally carried the burden next to Tang Sanzang on his back.

"It's almost the same, don't talk so much, let's go quickly."

"okay!"

The journey to the west is long, but after having Monkey King, it will not be so boring.

"Master, you don't know that my old grandson was also an official in the sky back then."

"Oh, do you mean Bi Mawen?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"My old grandson was later named the Monkey King and guarded the Peach Garden."

"Oh, the Jade Emperor let a monkey see the Taoyuan. This brain circuit is very good. You really lived up to his expectations."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Later, my grandson made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and the [-] heavenly soldiers and generals who fought against him fled."

"Oh, the last time you got bitten by a dog?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"That's Master Xiaotiangou, a very powerful famous dog!"

"Oh, does it hurt when you get bitten?"

Sun Wukong: "Master, it's meaningless to say that. They were bullying my grandson at that time."

"Oh, by the way, didn't you have a few brothers who worshiped you before? When you were beaten, where did they go?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"No matter what, my old grandson has finally cultivated his sharp eyes and won the Lingxiao Palace."

"Oh, it's been hundreds of years since I was finally crushed under the mountain?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Hey, Wukong, don't go, let's chat with Master Wei again, it's very interesting."

Monkey King waved his stick with a black face to open the way ahead, but all the little monsters and monsters who had suffered this way were all treated by Monkey King as a punching bag.

Xiao Mian, if you don't kill your majesty, you can't be your master anymore?

Tang Sanzang looked at the frizzy monkey and curled his lips.

"Tang Sanzang, grandson..."

A voice came out from mid-air, and before it finished speaking, it stopped abruptly.

Nothing else, because an iron rod hit straight towards the forehead.

This person is naturally Guanyin Bodhisattva, because according to the editor of the plot, the next thing is that these two people had a conflict, and then the monkey flew away by itself. Go to the bath, the golden retriever and the goldfish are still waiting.

In the end, after waiting and waiting, he saw that the monkey was submissive to the monk. He had no choice but to show up, but almost got a stick.

Guanyin Bodhisattva dodged in a hurry, and fell into the grass on one side with a messy face.

"Hey, I seem to have hit something?"

Sun Wukong circled the monkey head a little puzzled.

"I told you a long time ago, don't play with the stick just because you have nothing to do, it's easy to get hurt by mistake, okay?"

Tang Sanzang was riding a horse, standing tall, and noticed a person in fluttering white clothes in the grass next to him.

Hastily dismounted and walked forward.

"Yo, it really is Sister Guanyin, why are you so careless, did you accidentally hurt me? Come, come, let me see where the injury is?"

While speaking, Tang Sanzang was about to go up and lift Guanyin Bodhisattva's clothes.

"It turned out to be Guanyin Bodhisattva, my grandson is very polite."

When Monkey King saw him, he hurried forward to salute.

"Amitabha, I am relieved to see that you, master and disciple, get along very well. Here is a magic weapon, specially sent here, so that you, master and disciple, can go all the way west."

After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva blocked Tang Sanzang's outstretched hand and took out the tight band.

"Hey, sister Guanyin, is there only one? The Buddha gave me a dream the night before yesterday, saying that there are three circles. Sister Guanyin will not hide it privately, right?"

"Ah? What? Angang, that's right, there are three, but the other two are a little bit inward, so it's not easy to hold."

Guanyin almost came out with a bad word, but she still managed to get the other two out.

"Really gone?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head again and again, "I'll teach you the magic spell."

Then, a series of passwords naturally entered Tang Sanzang's mind.

"Going west, there must be many monsters. Sister Guanyin, you have always been merciful. Why don't you pass on all your life's mana to me, so that I will be able to reach the west, seek the scriptures, and save all living beings." .”

"This……"

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===Chapter 573 Wait for me or eat me?===

"Could it be that Master Guanyin is in a bit of a dilemma? This is all for the sake of saving all living beings. As the merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, you will definitely be able to make sacrifices."

"No no no..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva did not expect Tang Sanzang to be so eloquent and to know everything. Although she did not quite believe that the Buddha entrusted him with dreams,

But he knew about the three hoops, there was a conspiracy in it.

The more Guanyin thought about it, the more her head became dizzy, and she just wanted to leave quickly.

When Tang Sanzang saw that Avalokitesvara was about to run, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Don't rush away, it's okay if you don't give me a magic weapon."

Guanyin ran faster when he heard it.

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, sister Guanyin, come to Genhuazi before leaving."

Before he finished speaking, Guanyin had long since disappeared.

"Master, what kind of treasure is this?"

Monkey King looked at the three hoops and asked.

"What? Do you like it? You can choose one first."

"Uh, master, you can talk as soon as you say, can you stop laughing so penetratingly?"

While talking, Monkey King picked up three hoops and studied them.

"Okay, take it seriously, really wear it. This is to control you. As long as you wear it, I will say a spell, and you will have a headache. Why, do you want to try it?"

Tang Sanzang held three hoops and gestured in front of Wukong.

"Guanyin and Tathagata, who are so stupid, dare to play with my grandson like this. My grandson will ask them to reason."

After hearing this, Monkey King was furious.

"Okay, you, just came out, mana has not recovered yet, why worry, you go now, just let you hold it down?"

Tang Sanzang directly netted Wukong, who was flying into the sky, with a net shotgun.

"What should I do?"

Monkey King is still not reconciled.

"Follow me as a teacher, and find out about them when the time comes!!!"

Tang Sanzang picked up a Huazi, and dumped Monkey King by the way.

"Okay, my old grandson will mess with you from now on!"

After the two swallowed the clouds for a while, they walked west.

In front is Yingshoujian.

It was a safe journey, except for a tiger in the middle, and no ghosts or ghosts.

Even though they met a tiger, there was no danger at all, and it was purely to improve food.

The tiger skin was wrapped around the waist by Sun Wukong as a skirt, and the whole tiger meat was eaten by the monkey.

Originally, Tang Sanzang thought that Zhu Bajie was the most edible, but he didn't expect that the grandson monkey could eat so much.

A rush of water can be heard far ahead, it seems that Yingshoujian is approaching.

Tang Sanzang got a little excited just thinking about it.

That's a dragon.

Think about it, if you rode a dragon to the west to learn scriptures, how awesome would it be?

When the time comes, I will have a machine gun, chug chug...

Tang Sanzang was masturbating, when he heard the sound of splashing water, a white dragon rushed out of the deep pool.

The flood dragon came fiercely and bit Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang sucked the saliva out of his mouth, but he still didn't react.

Sun Wukong had quick eyesight and quick hands, and lifted Tang Sanzang, but the white horse under his seat was directly sucked into the mouth of Jiaolong, and then Jiaolong turned around and flew back to Yingshoujian.

I'll be darling, this is too fierce.

Tang Sanzang was afraid for a while, if it wasn't for Monkey King, even if he was carrying a treasure, he wouldn't be able to react so quickly.

You bastard, dare to scare me!

What happened just now made Tang Sanzang lose face in front of Monkey King.

You must know that if you want to restrain Sun Wukong without relying on the magic spell, you must convince him.

"Master, sit down for a while, my old grandson will go to him to go back to Malaysia."

Monkey King was about to go into the water, but was stopped by Tang Sanzang.

"The disciple stepped back, and let the teacher come out to express this anger in person!!!"

Sun Wukong looked at the murderous Tang Sanzang, whose face was blackened into a pan, and did not make a sound.