I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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The black bear spirit was trying to suppress the boiling beast blood, and pulled Tang Sanzang down.

"Master, keep a low profile, keep it up, those bastards in the sky can look down if they have nothing to do, if someone overhears it, it will be bad."

"Ang, yes, it's not the time yet!"

Tang Sanzang also came up with a lot of energy just now, and spoke out the ultimate goal in a hurry.

Zhu Bajie on the other side didn't say anything, just stared at the moon in the night sky, wondering what he was thinking.

Early the next morning, Tang Sanzang woke up dizzy.

Last night, I drank too much with a few apprentices. After I finished my grand speeches, I started drinking until midnight.

Although eating, this apprentice is better than the other, but the amount of alcohol is really not good.

It was obvious that Monkey King was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace before, and he didn't know his surname after only drinking a few glasses of wine.

Tang San vaguely remembered last night that Zhu Bajie was crying loudly, and then he seemed to be kneeling behind him to beg for help.

Tang Sanzang looked at one side, Black Bear Spirit and Zhu Bajie were lying on their backs, while Monkey King ran directly to a tree on the other side.

After smoking a Huazi, Tang Sanzang's head became clearer, and he woke up several apprentices.

The four of them got up and stood there in a daze for a while before going back on the road.

Cigarette butts left behind.

Riding on the horse, Tang Sanzang was a little hesitant.

In front is Huang Fengling, and the boss is that weasel spirit.

This level is easy to pass, the most important thing is to need Lingji Bodhisattva's Dingfengzhu.

But according to Tang Sanzang's plan, monsters with some tricks wanted to subdue them, and this weasel's samadhi kamikaze was still very powerful.

Although the part of the move is not very elegant, but this wind is not to say, it is simply a continuous plantain fan.

What's more, there is Red Boy's Samadhi True Fire in the back. If it is paired with a Samadhi Kamikaze, it will naturally be awesome PLUS.

But the question is, to tame a weasel as an apprentice?

Will it become a zoo after this journey?

But you can't do without him, after all, it is also a very useful trick.

So Tang Sanzang was very distressed.

"A group of heavenly soldiers and generals are all for nothing. I think that when my old grandson entered the Lingxiao Palace, they were all cowardly."

Monkey King is bragging to the other two about his glorious deeds of wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

"That's because they don't work hard, you can really think about it."

Zhu Bajie was dismantling the stage on the side.

"Fart, when Li Tianwang brought so many heavenly soldiers to my old grandson's Huaguo Mountain, didn't I also beat him back? Li Tianwang also released water?"

Sun Wukong stalked his neck, holding a stick and going to fight Zhu Bajie.

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===Chapter 583 Find a son to deal with Lao Tzu===

You know, Monkey King's greatest reputation in this life is Monkey King.

Tota Li Tianwang?

Tang Sanzang suddenly thought of something when he heard the name.

I remember when I watched TVB TV before, the pagoda of King Tota Li Tianwang had nine floors, and many monsters were caught and put in each floor.

If the tower of Tota Li Tianwang is brought over, wouldn't all problems be easy to talk about...

At that time, a few female goblins will be locked inside, and at night, hehe...

"Master, can you not laugh so obscenely? Your saliva is down."

Zhu Bajie glanced at Tang Sanzang by chance, saw this expression, and remembered the way he was eating pig's trotters before, so he couldn't help speeding up his pace and walked to the front.

"Cough cough, stop for a while, let's have a meeting first!"

Tang Sanzang came back to his senses, got off his horse, and greeted a few people.

"Wukong, you just mentioned this Heavenly King Tota Li, how is he?"

Tang Sanzang scattered a few flower seeds, and said slowly.

"The dog is a hypocrite. He looks good on the surface, but in fact he has no qualms with many fairies in secret. I heard that he has become the godfather of several fairies."

Zhu Bajie nodded to Huazi and interjected.

"Well, the old pig is right. He is a piece of trash. If he didn't have a tower, he would be a piece of shit!"

Sun Wukong also added.

"Tota Li Tianwang? Is he always holding a tower?"

The black bear spirit didn't know much about it, so he asked.

"That's right, if there is nothing to do, I put the tower in my hand, just in case others don't know that he has such a treasure, and my old grandson will replace it with a shit for him one day, and he will be called Tianwang Li Tianwang from now on."

"Yaoxi, brother monkey is a good idea."

Zhu Bajie clapped his hands in praise.

"You guys don't know. This Li Tianwang doesn't want to support the pagoda all day. He is afraid that his youngest son will kill him. There is no one who can be regarded as a father at this level."

"Come, come, master is telling a story, little Maza, popcorn, hurry up and gather around."

Sun Wukong greeted the other two.

"Get out! You dead monkey, stop talking nonsense, find a way to get him a shot! No, get his tower over and turn him into a piece of shit!"

Tang Sanzang twisted the Huazi that was almost finished on the sole of his shoe, and said.

"How? Do you want to do it?"

"Dry!"

"Done!"

"Fuck it!"

"Then my grandson is gone!"

Sun Wukong patted his ass and was about to go to heaven, but was held back by Tang Sanzang.

"Why are you so impatient, monkey? No wonder you were caught as a thief so many times before."

Monkey King was about to say something more when he was stared at by Tang Sanzang, and immediately became honest.

"Don't even think about it, if you just steal it back, Li Tianwang can't find out?"

Sun Wukong frowned and thought for a while, "Should be able to find out?"

Zhu Bajie and Hei Xiongjing looked at Monkey King with bewildered expressions.

"First of all, let him lose the pagoda without being able to find out right away. It's best to wait until he uses it to find out. This will make a big fool of himself. Anyway, this old guy doesn't usually use it much."

"Secondly, he never leaves the pagoda, so it's not easy for you to steal it, and you have to outsmart it."

"What's more, that pagoda is a treasure, just stealing it for display? You have to study how to use it."

Tang Sanzang asked three questions.

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said: "Master's first two problems can still be solved, but the last one is a bit troublesome. This tower seems to recognize the owner. If you want to use it, you must first erase the original consciousness. "

"Yes, yes, I seem to have heard of it."

The black bear spirit also said on the side.

But Monkey King has no right to speak, he only has a stick and no other treasures.

"Well, let's take one step at a time, and find a way to get the tower over first."

For a moment, the four masters and apprentices were speechless.

When Tang Sanzang drew the fourth Huazi, he suddenly thought of Nezha.

This Nezha has always been at odds with Li Tianwang, and the pagoda was even specially prepared to deal with Nezha, so there is a way here.

"Monkey, how was your friendship with Nezha Third Prince?"

Monkey King jumped in front of him and said, "It's not bad. When my old grandson became the Monkey King, he often walked around."

Tang Sanzang nodded after listening, "Well, then, you can find a way to call Nezha, and let's discuss it."

"Isn't it? Find his son to deal with his father? Can you do it?"

Sun Wukong hesitated a little.

Tang Sanzang picked up the bazooka.

"My old grandson will come back as soon as he goes!"

Sun Wukong disappeared with a somersault.

After a while, Monkey King flew down with Nezha.

"Hey, it's pretty fast. Doesn't it mean that the sky and the earth go up for a year?"

Tang Sanzang had some doubts.

He is organizing Zhu Bajie and Hei Xiongjing to set up a barbecue grill to roast rabbits.

"Master, how can there be such a bullshit saying? It's just that the sky calls a year a day."

Zhu Bajie said hey.

"Meet the holy monk, I wonder if the holy monk is looking for me for something?"

As soon as Nezha landed, he came to salute Tang Sanzang.

"Brother Nezha is too polite, why are you dressed like a flower girl? Wearing a ring? Have you eaten yet? Come, sit next to me, don't be polite, treat yourself like your own home."

As he said that, Tang Sanzang greeted Nezha to the table and gave him a rabbit leg by the way.

"This……"

Nezha was a little confused, he seemed to be different from the holy monk in his impression, didn't he say that he was a good person who practiced for ten lifetimes?

how……

"Don't think too much, don't ask too much, just do it."

Tang Sanzang handed him a bowl full of wine, Duang touched it and drank it down.

When they left Gao Laozhuang, they asked Sun Wukong to buy a lot of wine and meat, and now there is still a lot left, which is placed in the burden of the black bear spirit.

"it is good!"

Nezha is also a straightforward person. After so many years in the Heavenly Court, he has long been restrained by those various rules. At this time, facing this team of Buddhist scriptures, it is a rare freedom.

After drinking for three rounds, when you are in a good mood.

Tang Sanzang asked: "Brother Nezha, how is the work in Heaven?"

"Hi, what a fart. I've been standing at the gate with my dad all day. It's been too peaceful recently. There's nothing to do. If it's not for those three melons and two dates, I wouldn't wait for my young master."

Nezha also drank a little too much, and began to speak freely.

"I've always had a question. You said you were in the Heavenly Court with your father, and your elder brother and second elder brother were also hanging out with the two big brothers. Where's your mother?"

"Fuck! Don't mention this, I'm in a hurry with whoever mentions this!!!"

Nezha was immediately angry, and the Huntian silk blazed into flames, circling around Nezha, and the circle of heaven and earth was also shining.

"Calm down, hold me down!"

Tang Sanzang directed Zhu Bajie and Xiong Er to hold Nezha down in a hurry.

"It's all my old immortal father's fault. I found a coquettish vixen before, and my mother was so mad at me. If it wasn't for a damn broken tower, I would have hacked him to death!"

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===Chapter 584 Ground squirrel, come to my bowl quickly!!!===

Nezha struggled to get away, wondering if he was talking to himself.