I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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"You can't hurt him. You have to know that a person like your father is a good face. You can kill him once and for all. It would be interesting to let him make a big fool of himself in front of many people."

Tang Sanzang began to be persuasive and persuasive again.

"Huh? What's the best opinion of the holy monk?"

Tang Sanzang didn't answer, but winked at Sun Wukong, who understood, and said: "It's not easy, find a way to replace his pagoda with a hair of my old grandson, my grandson hides the change inside, as long as one Start it, and it turns into a pile of shit."

"A brilliant idea, a brilliant idea!"

Nezha slapped his thigh and said excitedly.

The black bear spirit next to him quietly withdrew. This old monk is really too powerful. He fooled his son to clean up his father, but he was still so happy. To bad, have I been brainwashed by him too?

You won't sell me in the future, will you?

"The main problem now is to find a way to replace the pagoda. He has been carrying it with him all the time, how can this be done?"

Sun Wukong throws out the ultimate purpose.

"That's easy to say, leave it to me. On the fifteenth of every month, he will go on a date with that vixen. In order to prevent others from seeing the clue, he always leaves a clone, but the pagoda does not take it with him. It was easy to find this."

Nezha patted his chest and said.

"How much is it today?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Today is fifteen."

The black bear pointed out.

"Then what are you waiting for? Do it!"

Tang Sanzang slapped his hands and concluded the coffin.

"Wukong, you go with Brother Nezha for a while, Brother Nezha, don't show your face, you can go to places with many people, and there will be more witnesses."

Tang Sanzang instructed.

Watching Sun Wukong and Nezha leave, Tang Sanzang showed an evil smile.

This smile happened to be seen by the black bear spirit who came up to ask Tang Sanzang if he was full. He immediately shut up and went to wash the dishes quickly.

"Here it comes, Master, look."

Before it was dark, Monkey King flew down from the sky in a hurry.

There is also a shiny golden thing in his hand.

Got it!

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up.

After all, this pagoda is a treasure, it is indeed extraordinary, it is full of Buddhist sounds, and it has a kind of majesty that strangers should not enter.

"Who are you, you dare to steal me out? You're so tired of living."

A voice said slowly.

"Grass!"

Tang Sanzang was taken aback, he didn't expect the pagoda to speak.

"You can actually talk? Have you become a spirit?"

The black bear spirit stepped forward and said.

"Get out of your uncle's black charcoal ball, I don't talk to Africans."

The black bear spirit was furious: "What did you say?! Tell me again?"

Zhu Bajie quickly stopped him.

"Xiong Er, what are you doing with his general knowledge, he is just beginning to understand."

"Fuck you fat pig demon, I don't talk to ugly people."

Zhu Bajie was furious: "What did you say?! Tell me again?"

Sun Wukong quickly stopped him.

"What are you all doing? Are you ashamed?"

"Fuck off your uncle's short monkey, do you have a meter?"

Monkey King was furious: "What did you say?! Tell me again?"

"let's hit!"

Tang Sanzang moved his fingers, saw the pagoda turned towards him, and immediately gave the order.

With the sound of ping-pong-pong, the pagoda did not move at all.

There was also a cheap laugh:

"Fuck you, sir, don't waste your time, I'm a treasure of Buddhism, you rubbish, I mean the sitting ones are all rubbish."

"Come on, let me try."

Tang Sanzang snuffed out Huazi in his hand, took out a most powerful grenade, and threw it in from the bottom of the pagoda.

"Fuck you, uncle, you want to please me and feed me? Go and dream of your Spring and Autumn."

Baota looked at Tang Sanzang and several people who stood away one after another, and looked here with their arms folded.

Still a little puzzled, suddenly, there was a loud noise from inside the tower, and a violent impact bulged out from the inside.

"vomit……"

The pagoda was blown up.

"Fuck you, you bald donkey, you dare to plot against me!!!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Tang Sanzang carrying a strange thing on his shoulder, and the others covered their ears.

Immediately afterwards, a burst of flames flew towards him.

"boom boom"

"dong dong dong"

"biangbiangbiang"

Tang Sanzang has been experimenting with many types of missiles before stopping.

Monkey King used mana to blow away the surrounding smoke and dust, and there was a huge pit in front of him.

At the bottom of the pit, a small tower exposed a spire, and the lower part was buried in the ground.

"Are you still alive?"

Tang Sanzang walked to the edge of the pit and probed inside.

"Go away, uncle, I can't spare you when I come out!"

"Oh, I'm still angry."

Tang Sanzang threw down a few more grenades.

"Um, are you still alive?"

"Go away..."

Gulu Gulu rolled down another grenade.

"Boom!"

"Um, are you still alive?"

"Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong, sir, please stop beating me."

A burst of crying came from the ground, and the pagoda was completely overwhelmed.

"Name!"

"Uh, no name..."

"age!"

"Uh, three thousand six hundred and fifty-two years old? It's almost the same."

"Profession!"

"It should be the warehouse manager..."

"Home address!"

"The third vine on the upper left of Qilian Cave in Kunlun Mountains is the 36th vine from the top."

Tang Sanzang: "..."

The four masters and apprentices began to torture the pagoda.

In the end, the pagoda was beaten into a trick, and reluctantly agreed to erase consciousness on its own, and then became a state of no owner. Finally, it was an alliance with blood, and swore to the sky to be loyal to Tang Sanzang forever, and Tang Sanzang put down the bazooka.

"Enter!"

With a whoosh, the bundle that originally contained Huazi entered inside.

Whoops, not bad.

I finally have my own magic weapon! ! !

The words are divided into two parts, the side of King Tota.

After Li Tianwang came back from the date, he didn't notice anything. He didn't know if his body was exhausted and his brain stopped working.

But Nezha, who was standing behind Li Tianwang, looked at the pagoda in his hand with a strange expression.

Alas, drinking was a mistake.

After sobering up, Nezha vaguely recalled what he did when he was drunk, felt a little guilty, and quietly stood back.

With the pagoda in hand, you can leave as soon as you say.

Chinchilla, come to my bowl! ! !

Tang Sanzang, master and apprentice, continued to travel westward.

"When Wukong comes back, we will go forward"

Tang Sanzang had arranged for Sun Wukong to go to Lingji Bodhisattva to borrow the wind beads.

After all, if it is a hostile camp in the future, it is better to keep this treasure here.

Huang Fengling.

The monster in the Yellow Wind Cave is a yellow-haired ermine at the foot of Lingshan who has become a spirit, and can breathe wind, which is the samadhi wind.

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===Chapter 585 Master was captured by monsters===

Because of stealing the Tathagata lamp oil, he became a demon in the lower realm.

His subordinates are a group of countless mice, and a tiger as a vanguard officer.

Originally Tang Sanzang thought that Huangfengling was just a small hill, but he didn't expect it to be very steep.

Tang Sanzang rode his horse to the edge of the cliff. Looking down, there were quite a lot of small animals, some deer, roe deer and so on.

There are also many clear springs, which is a good place.

Just watching there, suddenly a whirlwind blew up, Tang Sanzang said in shock on the horse: "Wukong, the wind is blowing! Hurry up and give me the fixed wind bead, if it is blown away, it will be troublesome."

These three apprentices are all able to fly into the sky, even if they are blown away, there will be no serious problems, but if Tang Sanzang is blown away, he will really go to the jumping machine.

While talking, suddenly a tiger jumped out in front of him, just in front of Tang Sanzang's horse.

"My day, your uncle!"

Tang Sanzang jumped off the horse in a hurry, and before he could stand still, he took out an AK47 and swept it at the tiger.

But as his feet became unstable, the muzzle of the gun fired in a circle diagonally upwards.

Not only was the tiger shot, but Sun Wukong, Hei Xiongjing and Zhu Bajie were also beaten.

Before the seizure happened, the tiger in front of him turned into a tiger-headed monster, clutching his buttocks and howling.