I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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"Grandma, I am the vanguard of King Huangfeng's subordinates. I am patrolling the mountains under the strict orders of the king, and I want to take a few ordinary people to make wine for the case. Where are you from? Are you a monk? How dare you use weapons to hurt me? How dare you bite me?" My ass."

"Fuck your uncle!"

"Grass, what kind of shit!"

"Crack your uncle!"

Just after Tiger Jing finished speaking, Sun Wukong, Black Bear Jing and Zhu Bajie walked over directly copying the guy.

Just now he was implicated for no reason and was shot by Tang Sanzang.

Seeing Tang Sanzang's lingering fear, and the muzzle of the gun still smoking, he didn't dare to say anything, so he directly vented his anger on the tiger spirit in front of him.

"You, you, you, what are you doing..."

The tiger spirit is not stupid, looking at the three big monsters in front of him, none of them can be dealt with by himself.

"Fuck him for me!!!"

Tang Sanzang roared loudly, launching the attack horn.

The tiger spirit didn't like it, so he peeled off the tiger's skin, turned into a gust of wind and ran away.

Monkey King and the others gnashed their teeth and chased after him.

Trembling, Tang Sanzang lit a Hua Zi, looked at the few people leaving, and then put away the gun.

I am thinking about this and reciting the "Multi-Heart Sutra" to calm down.

As a result, as soon as he sat down, he saw a gust of black wind rising from his feet, followed by a gust of wind, he floated up, and then slowly lost consciousness.

"Fuck, you got the trick, transfer the tiger away from the mountain! Damn, who is the tiger? Who was transferred?"

This is Tang Sanzang's last consciousness.

The tiger spirit captured Tang Monk to the entrance of the cave, held down the strong wind, and said to the gatekeeper: "Go and report to the king that the former Land Rover Pioneer has captured a monk and is listening to orders outside the gate."

The cave master sent an order, teaching: "Bring it in."

The tiger vanguard, with two red copper knives in his waist, held Tang Monk in both hands, stepped forward and knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, the young general is not talented. Meng Junling sent him to patrol the mountain. He suddenly met a monk. He heard from them that he seemed to be from the east." Master Tu Datang drove his younger brother, Master Sanzang, to the west to worship Buddha and ask for scriptures, and I captured him to offer him, shall we have dinner tonight?"

Hearing this, the cave master was startled and said, "I know this man. I heard that he was arranged to go to the west to learn scriptures. Master Sanzang is a divine monk who was ordered by the Tang Dynasty to learn scriptures. He has an apprentice named Calling Sun Xingzhe has great supernatural powers and high intelligence. How can you catch him?"

Pioneer said: "He has three apprentices, one uses a nine-tooth nail palladium, he has a long mouth and big ears; It's long and dark. I was chasing the young general to fight, but the young general used a trick to get rid of the shell, so I was able to escape, so I brought this monk and offered it to the king, and talked about a meal of respect."

The cave master said: "Don't rush to eat, wait and see."

Pioneer said: "My lord, it's a pity that such a tender monk doesn't eat it?"

The cave master said: "You don't understand. It doesn't matter if he eats. I'm afraid that his apprentices will come to make noise. If it's not safe, he will be tied to the wind-fixing stake in the back garden. After a few days, if no one comes Disturb, or boil or steam, or fry or stir-fry, we will talk about it at that time."

Xianfeng rejoiced and said: "Your Majesty is far-sighted, and what he said is reasonable."

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Having said that, Monkey King and the others chased the tiger spirit and flew far away, but they were beaten to death by Monkey King on the way, unexpectedly it was a tiger skin.

The three realized that they had been fooled and hurried back to their original place.

Empty.

"Too bad, Master was captured by a monster."

"Mother, this is a trick, the golden cicada escapes its shell!"

"What's the matter? Save or not? We're breaking up, each going back to his own house, each looking for his own mother or saving Master?"

With Sun Wukong's words, one bear and one pig fell into deep contemplation.

"Save me, otherwise there will be no Huazi in the future..."

Sun Wukong wanted to smoke a Huazi, but he touched it but found nothing, so he was a little disappointed.

"Hey, go and save me. When I left, just to show my determination, I burned my old den with a fire. Where else can I go?"

The black bear spirit was a little depressed, a little regretful, and a little crazy.

"Let's go, the treasure is betting on him, if you don't save him, the trouble will be bigger! Chang'e is still waiting for me!"

Zhu Bajie was the first to pick up the rake and walked up the mountain.

The other two followed closely.

It is said that Tang Sanzang was caught in the cave, and when he opened his eyes, it was dark.

After reacting for a long time, I realized that I was captured by a monster.

Looking around, there was no little demon guarding him. It seemed that they also believed that a monk with a mortal body was bound, what else could he do?

Tang Sanzang took out a military machete in his hand, cut the rope, and was about to move his wrist, when he heard a voice coming towards this side.

"You said that a monk finally came, but the king refused to let him eat it. It's really drooling."

"Wait, didn't you say you can eat it in a few days?"

"..."

Tang Sanzang quickly stood back to the previous place, with his hands still behind his back, pretending to be tied up like before.

But a silenced pistol has been taken out of his hand.

After a while, two mouse spirits walked in.

Tang Sanzang didn't hesitate, and killed it with two shots.

Then he was worried, and shot a few more shots at the corpse that fell on the ground.

Tang Sanzang was very satisfied with the effect.

Who said monsters are powerful?

Meeting a bullet is also a hole!

That's scary!

Dare to catch me?

Tang Sanzang was very angry, and the consequences were serious!

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===Chapter 586 Master, you are really... kind!!!==

This time, he took his time and chose a dead corner, and moved a few big rocks with great effort, and a simple position was made.

Then he yelled to the front:

"Come on, the super invincible handsome Tang Sanzang has run away, come on quickly."

As soon as he finished shouting, he heard the sound of running towards this side.

It was almost the same, Tang Sanzang stood up with Gatling in his arms.

"Da da da"

"Da da da"

"Da da da"

"Da da da"

"..."

The middle process was relatively simple, and it can be said to be boring. Tang Sanzang, who was surrounded by bullet casings behind Gatling, was about to doze off.

The little monster in the cave was still rushing upwards.

No way, I don't know what happened before.

Really go forward and succeed.

The front of Tang Sanzang was almost blocked by corpses of monsters. He threw a few grenades at the right time, blasted a field, and continued to rattle.

After dozens of waves, the king in the cave rushed over.

Looking at the corpses all over the ground, and the bits and pieces flying in the sky, I almost fainted.

"I'm angry too!!!!"

As he said that, he was about to rush up, just in time to meet the grenade thrown by Tang Sanzang.

"Be careful, king!"

The yellow wind monster realized that it was not good, and quickly threw it out. It turned out that it was in the hole, and it bounced back when it was thrown against the wall.

Although the Yellow Wind Monster was still alive, his body was covered in bruises.

After waiting for a long time without seeing the monster, Tang Sanzang put Gatling away, picked up an AK and rushed out.

To be cautious, Tang Sanzang threw a grenade forward every time he walked a certain distance.

A serious grenade opens the way.

Then he saw the dying yellow wind monster at his feet.

"You, who are you?"

Tang Sanzang put on a cool pose and said: "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

When Sun Wukong and the others heard the movement and rushed to the Yellow Wind Cave, the inside of the Yellow Wind Cave had already been bombed and riddled with holes.

Tang Sanzang was sitting under the Yellow Wind Monster, smoking Huazi and waiting for them.

"I said you are too slow, right? What are you doing? Could it be that you are discussing to break up?"

Tang Sanzang exhaled a smoke ring and said to the three of them.

The three looked at each other guiltily, Zhu Bajie was the quickest to react, and hurried forward to rub Tang Sanzang's shoulders and back.

"Hey, how can it be, Master worked hard just now, and he brought down the monster without our help. It's really a god."

While rubbing, Zhu Bajie said courteously to Tang Sanzang.

"Well, Bajie is still sensible. If anyone says in the future that if one person is removed from the Buddhist scriptures team, you will be removed, and the teacher will be the first to refuse!"

Tang Sanzang closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

Zhu Bajie's massage skills are indeed not bad, it seems that he has practiced with a group of girls.

"Don't be idle, you two, go to the cave and pack up and pack all the valuable things by the way."

Tang Sanzang yelled at the other two who had no discernment.

Monkey King and Black Bear pouted, and walked towards the cave.

Looking at the cave filled with smoke and dust, Monkey King and Black Bear looked at the yellow wind monster lying on the ground with pity, and their eyes were full of awe.

God man!

How dare he catch master into the cave, that tiger spirit definitely has a grudge against this yellow wind monster.

To capture the most harmless master, but actually the most destructive, is really a widow's son eating rat poison, absolutely!

"Forehead……"

With a cry, the yellow wind monster gradually came to life.

Every movement in my body hurts.

Gritting his teeth and shivering, several pieces of iron fell off his body, and some of them entered his body.

"This big brother, the little brother has eyes that don't know Mount Tai, and he actually contradicted your old man, so please raise your hand high."

This yellow wind monster also understands people.

Looking at the monk who was swallowing clouds and fog in front of him, he was definitely a ruthless character.

The guy behind him pinching his back wasn't a good thing, let alone those two guys who came out of the cave with their bags on their backs.

Everyone is not easy to mess with.

I was thinking about whether to use my Samadhi kamikaze to escape while they were not paying attention.

"pat"

A crystal clear bead fell in front of my eyes.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I lost my things. Alas, if you have too many things on your body, it's easy to lose them."