I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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I happened to meet someone who was marrying a daughter-in-law.

This guy is good, bride, let's talk about it after grabbing it.

So he ran up the mountain with the bride on his shoulders. Unexpectedly, the bridegroom chased after him all the way to the bandit's lair.

This feeling was brought to my door by myself.

When Wang Ermazi heard this, it's so exciting, grab it for me.

So in front of the bridegroom officer, I had a sport with the bride, and then by the way, I asked the brothers in the whole cottage to move a small horse tie for the groom officer, tied it tightly, and put on a multiplayer sports performance.

After the performance, he stabbed the bridegroom officer to death with a single knife, and threw him down the mountain together with the half-dead bride.

But that night, all the bandits in the entire village died unexpectedly.

And the state of death was horrific, each of them was bleeding to death from eight orifices.

The extra hole is in the middle of the legs.

It turned out that the place where the bride and groom were thrown down happened to be the dojo where Baihu practiced.

The bride kept complaining and turned into a ghost. After revenge, the ghost will go one step further.

Baihu felt that the woman's experience was very pitiful, so he transferred his mana to the ghost to help her turn around, and reshaped the spirit pill with the flesh and blood of the two corpses, so that the ghost could possess the bone.

Since then, there has been no white tiger in Baihu Mountain, but a Mrs. Bone.

But Baihu's good deeds did not end here, because of his kindness, after Baihu finished his kung fu, he became the venerable Baihu directly.

This is the so-called instant Buddhahood.

After Mrs. Bone gained the mana of the White Tiger Essence, she has been devoting herself to practice, but she still has some resentment in her heart.

Especially for those bandits and bandits, with the continuous cultivation of the White Bone Demon, the entire White Tiger Mountain is shrouded in gloom, and even some fox spirits and rabbit spirits are turned into little monsters.

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===Chapter 594 Divorce===

Don't look at this Bone Demon's mana is not very good, but he still has a lot of ideas.

One day, the bone spirit was practicing in the cave, when suddenly a fox spirit ran in in a hurry.

"Ma'am, ma'am, something is wrong. A Taoist priest came outside and said that he wants to subdue us. Go and have a look!!"

"Huh? Mere mortals dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head, go out and have a look."

The bone spirit followed the little demon out of the cave, and sure enough, he saw a man in Taoist robe sitting cross-legged.

This person closed his eyes, and seemed to be meditating while exhaling. Although he was wearing a Taoist robe, there was a faint sound of Buddha coming from his body.

"Who are you?"

At a glance, the Bone Essence knew that this was definitely not a mortal, he was probably someone who had attained the Tao and became a celestial being, and this kind of person could not be beaten, and this person was just sitting here and did not directly call in, indicating that there must be other reasons .

Or how to say that the bone spirit is smart, and when he changed his mind, he saw something different.

"You are also a hard-working person, but it is a pity that the resentment is too deep, and the resentment becomes a monster."

The Taoist still didn't open his eyes, and said calmly.

"Dare to ask you to come here, what is the so-called matter? Why don't you just say it!"

After hearing this, Bone Demon's eyes froze. This person knew his past before he even opened his eyes, which further confirmed his guess.

"I'm here to give you a chance."

The Taoist priest opened his eyes and swept the whisk in his hand, and a picture scroll appeared in front of the Bone Demon, with different scenes passing by alternately.

On the screen is a piece of golden light, surrounded by the center of the golden light, is a monk with a fat head and big ears.

"This is? Could it be the Tathagata Buddha?"

The bone spirit glanced at the Taoist priest in surprise, but found that the Taoist priest had disappeared.

The Bone Demon looked around and broke out in a cold sweat.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest is gone, and the magic power that comes and goes without a trace is so close that he didn't notice it at all. If this person attacked him, he would have died a long time ago.

Although the Taoist priest disappeared, the picture scroll in front of him was still there. Hearing the movement here, many monsters on Baihu Mountain surrounded him.

The Bone Demon had no choice but to give up, found a proper position, and watched.

In the picture, many people gathered around the Tathagata Buddha and listened to something. There was a bunch of wow wow, and they couldn't understand anything.

The closest ones were three men and one woman, and that woman seemed familiar.

A black wolf monster next to him came to the front, seeming to see through the psychology of the bone spirit, and said, "That seems to be Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"Talking!!"

The bone spirit frowned, and gave the black wolf monster a hard look.

The black wolf monster backed out obediently.

On the screen, suddenly a little golden light flashed in the Buddha's hand, and it directly touched the head of a nearby person.

Everyone came back to their senses.

The person who was spotted by the golden light looked at Tathagata in a daze.

"Jin Chanzi, you dare to take a nap in class, you are going to be unlucky."

Tathagata said to Jin Chanzi while stretching out his fingers.

"No, no, I'm just fascinated and addicted to it, sucking..."

While talking, Jin Chanzi sucked the saliva from his mouth.

"Huh? Then tell me, what did I just say?"

Tathagata rubbed his hands, and looked at Jin Chanzi with his mouth tilted.

"Uh, this, isn't it? Right? Well, this and that..."

He hesitated and hawed for a long time, but he didn't say why.

Avalokitesvara not far away whispered to him: "The Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata, the Sutra of the Great Sun Tathagata, Chapter 3, Section [-]."

"Um, Dainichi Tathagata, nine minus three equals two!"

Tathagata's face turned black.

"It's like a hammer to you, you should go to the lower realms to learn mathematics."

"I will punish you for reincarnation, ten lifetimes of reincarnation, ten lifetimes of practice, flesh and blood to live forever, and finally achieve true fruition."

After speaking, a golden light flashed, and the screen came to a palace.

I saw the person in the picture wearing cassock, holding a golden-headed Zen stick in his hand, and wearing Guanling on his head. If he hadn't been swallowing clouds in his mouth, he would really look like an eminent monk.

"This should be the reincarnation of the golden cicada, right? It stands to reason that the practice of reincarnation in the tenth life is a treasure, and flesh and blood can live forever. Doesn't it mean that if you eat him, you can live forever?"

The bone spirit said to himself.

"Immortal?"

The black wolf monster heard the bone spirit talking to himself, and couldn't help blurting out.

You know, for little monsters who are cultivating, immortality is the ultimate goal. They never thought that this person in front of them could make them reach the sky in one step.

Looking at Tang Sanzang in the picture, the more you look at it, the more beautiful and delicious it is.

The black wolf monster's voice was unbearably hoarse, but it was not low. This voice directly shocked the surrounding little monsters.

The Bone Demon turned his head and gave the Black Wolf Monster a hard look. The Black Wolf Monster knew he was wrong, stuck out his tongue, and lowered his head.

"Ahem, you have seen this too."

The Bone Demon pointed to the screen and said to the little demons: "This man can live forever if he eats it, so our purpose is to catch him and eat him."

Just as he was talking, a monkey, a pig and a big man with a black face appeared on the screen.

Although it looks funny, these three guys are all armed with weapons and look fierce, so they are not easy to mess with at first sight.

The picture flashes by, and the last picture that stays is these three guys surrounding a monk on horseback.

It seems that these three strange guys should be the monk's bodyguards.

Bones thought carefully.

Judging by the appearance of these few people, they are not easy to provoke. I am afraid that they are not opponents if they use force, so they have to find a way.

Thinking of this, the Bone Demon said to the little demons: "You are all scattered on the top of the mountain. Once you find any traces of these monks, report to me immediately, and don't act rashly."

"Yes!"

"That wolf pioneer, you stay here."

The bone spirit kept the black wolf monster.

"What do you think about this matter?"

Bone Demon asked.

"My lord, in my opinion, you must not fight recklessly. Judging by the faces of those people, they have a lot of demon lives in their hands. I'm afraid it will be difficult to win. We have to outsmart them."

"Well, go on."

Bone Demon nodded in satisfaction.

Among all her subordinates, this black wolf monster has the most brilliant mind, and has always been a capable general under her, and has won the trust of the bone spirit.

"The subordinates will meet each other. Judging from the appearance, the monkey belongs to gold, and the monk belongs to fire. These two are simply incompatible. Maybe there is a conflict between the two, and we can use estrangement."

"The alienation meter?"

"Yes, it is said that this monk is compassionate, but that monkey has a fierce face and is definitely a monkey that is easy to kill. As for this point, that monk must have an opinion."

"You mean, we send them to the door to let them kill? Then intensify their conflicts?"

"Correct."

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===Chapter 595 Eating pork breaks the law===

"Wolf Pioneer, how should I put it, you are the little leader of a bunch of little monsters, you are really smart."

"Your Majesty has won the prize."

"But you have overlooked one point. Just killing monsters will not intensify the conflict, and even make them stand in a united front. We need to send a few mortals for him to kill."

The White Bone Demon stood up and said to the black wolf monster in a circle.

The Bone Demon in front of him has turned into a young girl.

"Your Majesty is talented, with this plan, I am not afraid that they will not be fooled."

"Hehehehe..."

Under the White Tiger Mountain, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are preparing lunch under the command of Tang Sanzang.

"Monkey, go to the mountain to see if there is any game. Get some back. No more birds. It's not easy to remove the hair. It's better to be a wild boar or something, which is fatter."

Zhu Bajie yelled at the side and was very dissatisfied.

"A wild boar is a wild boar, Bajie. According to the breed, you should belong to the sequence of domestic pigs. Think about it, were you born in a pigsty of a family? Right?"

"Hmph, that's also a pig."

"Idiot, don't eat it if you have the ability to bring it back! My old grandson will pick wild boars and bring them back in a while."

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, I'm hungry, let's go."

Tang Sanzang said with Hua Zi in his mouth.

Monkey King disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Zhu Bajie cursed and cursed at Monkey King's back.

Along the way, the two became more and more at odds with each other, especially when Sun Wukong knew that Bajie had hidden a few pieces of silver in his ears, and when Bajie was sleeping, he turned into a bug and moved them all. come out.

The money was originally kept by Zhu Bajie to buy some mooncakes when he met Chang'e again, but Monkey King took it out and confiscated it directly.

Tang Sanzang had forgotten about this matter before, and directly asked Sun Wukong to buy a lot of wine with a few taels of silver and come back. A few people get drunk, except for Zhu Bajie, who sat alone facing the moon all night.

The beam between the two of them is settled.