I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Regarding Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie naturally didn't dare to say anything, but this Bi Mawen monkey, he didn't take it seriously, if he hadn't been sealed, he could have raked off the monkey's monkey head.

Don't look at Monkey King making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, in fact, it's just a big movement, and there is too much water in it.

If Zhu Bajie was restored to his original identity, his ability would be no worse than that of Monkey King.

The black bear spirit has always been very honest. Since realizing the reason behind this, the black bear spirit has completely kept a low profile.

Just like one of Tang Sanzang's personal maids, if it wasn't for this bastard with a dark body, Tang Sanzang might have let him warm the bed.

At this moment, the black bear spirit didn't care about the conflict between Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and quickly prepared the stove, pots and bowls, fetched water from the stream, and set it on the fire.

Just wait for Monkey King to get the meat, and then it can be done.

After learning all this from Tang Sanzang, I took the initiative to take over this series of things.

Tang Sanzang just sat on the side smoking Huazi and waited for the meal.

From time to time, he would give some guiding opinions, and the black bear spirit would act as if he had received the imperial edict.

And he has mentioned more than once that it is inconvenient to ride a horse across the mountains, so let Tang Sanzang ride him on the road.

Tang Sanzang was quite moved when he saw the big black bear showing its original shape.

But as soon as he sat down, his buttocks hurt from the black hair of the black bear spirit, and the white dragon horse snot and tears came out. He swore that he could change his shape at any time, and let Tang Sanzang fly to the sky to enjoy himself. Tang Sanzang Sanzang just gave up.

The black bear spirit is also very helpless about this, and he can't shave all his black hair.

"Master, I think this mountain is unusual. I'm afraid there are some monsters on the mountain. After dinner, I, Old Xiong, will go up the mountain to clean up the road. Master, you will walk more smoothly after a while."

Black Bear Spirit added some firewood to the fire, looked at Baihu Mountain and said.

"Well, counting the boundaries, there is indeed a monster here, but it's a banshee."

Tang Sanzang patted his buttocks and stood up, coming to the side of the fire.

"Banshee?"

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he also came over.

"Come, come, come, while the monkey is not here, I will tell you a story as a teacher."

Tang Sanzang waved to the two of them, and they sat down.

"Master, my grandson is back!"

Monkey King's shout came from mid-air, but the monkey shadow hadn't been seen yet, a huge wild boar fell from the sky and fell heavily on the ground.

"Your uncle's Bi Mawen really got a wild boar here, are you looking for trouble?"

Monkey King held his nose, glanced at Zhu Bajie, and moved a stone to the fire.

"It's the master who wants to eat pork. If you have any opinions, go to the master. If you dare to shout again, I will treat you as a ration next time."

"you……"

Looking at the quarrel between the two, Tang Sanzang felt a little out of control, which was not the case in the original Journey to the West.

"Okay, okay, what's the noise, Bajie, don't be too concerned, eating pork is not aimed at you, now in this society, you either eat pork, or you eat chicken, and then you eat beef, look at others Pleiades Star Officer, did you see what the Bull Demon King said?"

Bajie didn't dare to contradict his master.

"Besides, don't people eat monkeys? According to my knowledge, there is a famous dish in the south called Teriyaki Monkey Brain. To put it bluntly, it is to eat monkey brains. So, you have to calm down."

"Grass! Who dares to eat monkeys?!"

Sun Wukong was angry.

"I just don't know if human meat tastes good..."

The black bear muttered something on the side.

The eyes of Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie moved to Tang Sanzang.

"Uh, master, the water is boiling, I'll go get some more firewood."

The black bear walked away.

"Master, I'm going to pluck the wild boar."

Monkey King walked towards the wild boar.

"Master, why don't we wash our hands and eat? Put the things in your hands away, or you won't have hands to eat..."

Zhu Bajie took two steps back, looking fearfully at the bazooka in Tang Sanzang's hand.

White Tiger Mountainside.

"Ma'am, it's too bad, my brother Wild Boar King was captured by a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth."

A little demon ran into the cave in a panic.

"Monkey? Is it the same as the picture?"

Lai Yao nodded quickly.

"Tell me in detail."

As soon as the bone spirit became interested, he quickly poured a cup of human blood for the little demon.

The little demon picked it up and took a gulp, and said: "Today, the Wild Boar King and I are on duty. We are patrolling the mountain road. Suddenly, someone shouted in mid-air. Sure enough, there are wild boars! Then a monkey jumped down."

"Wait, you mean, he expected a boar spirit?"

Bone Essence held his chin, as if he was thinking about something.

"That's right, that's what he said. The two of us didn't realize it all at once. We thought it was a team that got separated, but before we could be greeted, the monkey came up with a stick and beat the wild boar king to death. "

"Then carried it and flew away."

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===Chapter 596 Unlucky Bajie===

The bone spirit became more and more suspicious the more he listened.

"Knowing that there is a wild boar spirit, do you also know that there is a white bone spirit? Who reported the letter to them?"

"Okay, I see, you go down first, and call the Wolf Pioneer over."

In fact, there is no need to call, the Wolf Pioneer has already rushed over when he heard the movement.

"Ma'am, according to my subordinates, this Tang monk and his disciples must have been on guard. We'd better find out the truth first. Secondly, we should take all the people in the surrounding area as hostages. If we can't beat them, we will have a future." road."

"I suggest that we withdraw all spies so as not to startle the enemy."

Wolf Pioneer nodded and analyzed.

"Well, you can arrange it."

That night, all the common people in the surrounding area were swept away by a gust of wind. Although it was a hundred miles away, there were basically not many people left.

White Tiger Mountain has been standing for a long time, and these human flesh and blood have almost been snatched by monsters.

At the foot of Baihu Mountain, Tang Sanzang was crouching in a bush and kept humming.

He has diarrhea.

The reason was that Tang Sanzang was too anxious when eating the roasted pig. The wild pork was thick and not easy to roast. He ate it before it was cooked, and he ate a lot.

I added a few bowls of iced mountain spring water to my stomach, and my stomach was already overwhelmed before I finished eating.

"Fuck, bastard Bajie, I don't believe you didn't give me laxatives, so hurry up and recruit me, I will spare your life! Oops, here we come again..."

Tang Sanzang scolded Bajie, while jumping and running towards the nearby grass in a panic.

"I'm wronged, I ate a lot just now, why am I okay?!"

Monkey King winked at the fur monster.

"Oh, I can't do it either!"

"Ah, flash, flash, it's about to be pulled out!"

Sun Wukong and the black fur monster also scrambled to get into the grass and squatted down. As for pulling weeds to play or counting ants, I don't know.

"Hold!"

Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded when he saw it.

We ate together, and the other three had diarrhea, but I was fine. How can this be explained?

"Oh, I can't do it either!"

Bajie wasn't stupid either. Seeing Monkey King winking, he realized that he was about to burrow into the grass as soon as he took off his pants.

"Okay Bajie, you just pretend to be me! You wait for me as a teacher, and I will have to light up your fat body on a sky lantern when I go out."

Bajie stayed where he was with his pants up, neither advancing nor retreating.

"That's right, aren't you just dissatisfied with us eating pork? Don't bother us like this!"

Sun Wukong spoke from the side.

"That's right, it's fine if you say you're tormenting us. Master is a mortal, and that's your fault."

The black bear monster also said solemnly on the side.

"Damn it, you two bastards!"

Zhu Bajie raised his head to the sky and roared loudly, which was comparable to what he did when he was wronged and raped Chang'e back then.

boom! !

Zhu Bajie turned into a prototype, a black-haired wild boar like a mountain.

He ran towards a mountain not far away.

Then came the sound of hitting the mountain and the squealing of pigs.

After a night's rest, Tang Sanzang slowly climbed up the mountain leaning on a walking stick.

The white dragon horse can no longer be ridden, and the chrysanthemum hurts when touched.

"Hey, Master, there's such a monster in front."

Monkey King jumped into the air and said to the front.

"The White Bone Demon is in front, I guess it's still the original set, who is that, where is Bajie?"

Tang Sanzang found a rock and sat down, took out a Huazi and lit it.

"Master, it's...here."

Zhu Bajie came up from behind carrying luggage and Monkey King's black fur monster weapon.

"As soon as you become a teacher, you will be given a chance to redeem your merits and sins. You should take good advantage of it."

"what?"

Zhu Bajie asked out of breath.

"Someone will deliver food to us in a while. It's a little girl. Don't you like her? Since she's been here, you'll go up and deal with her!"

The corner of Tang Sanzang's mouth reveals a hint of amusement.

"It's done? Just kill it? They give us food, isn't that good?"

Zhu Bajie was a little hesitant.

"Who told you to kill me? Did you do it? It's the thing you did on the night of your wedding with Cuilan. As soon as she comes, you will do it. As a teacher, you will never stop her!"

"Ah? This... this is not very good, my old pig is a monk."

Zhu Bajie's pig face was flushed with excitement, and the top of his head was still steaming, like a steamed pig's head.

"Don't talk about it, just for that matter, I also believe that Xiong Er didn't do it, you two, one counts as the other, it's not a good thing."

Tang Sanzang held Huazi between his fingers, pointed at Monkey King and Bajie and said.

"Um, master, how do you know, when my old grandson was in Huaguoshan, all the female monkeys in Huaguoshan belonged to my grandson, and sometimes they would change into a handsome guy or a beautiful girl or something to hook up with one or two Passing by, hehe!"

Sun Wukong seemed to have been exposed, and he was a little embarrassed.

"Uh, Master, can this work? Isn't there someone still watching us?"

Bajie is still not sure, after all he knows that there are many hidden gods around Tang Sanzang to protect him, if he commits a crime in the street, if he is videotaped and sent to Chang'e, it will be bad.

"What? It doesn't work as a teacher? Sigh, I'm a little hungry again as a teacher."