I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Tang Sanzang buckled the cigarette on the sole of his shoe, and took it into his pocket.

When Zhu Bajie saw it, he jumped up with a cry.

"Master, you can do whatever you say! As long as you look at me, I will go through fire and water without hesitation!"

"Ang, that's it."

Tang San hid in his bosom and groped for a long time, then took out another Huazi and lit it.

When Bajie saw him, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as I sat down, suddenly there was a woman walking towards me with a basket in front of me.

Zhu Bajie loosened his belt and stood up.

Sun Wukong and the black fur monster looked at the approaching woman, glanced at each other, and quickly separated their eyes. They didn't know what they were thinking.

"Ah, who are you, why are you here?"

The woman looked at Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice in feigned surprise.

With Tang Sanzang's previous foreshadowing, Sun Wukong and the others did not answer.

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzang timidly.

Tang Sanzang pinched Huazi in his hand, clapped his hands and stood up, and glanced at Bajie.

"Dry!!!"

As soon as Bajie gritted his teeth, his heart turned violent, and as soon as he took off his pants, he walked forward.

"Ah, what are you doing! Help!!!"

The woman didn't like it, so she hurried back and ran up the mountain.

Zhu Bajie couldn't let her run away, he jumped onto the woman's body with a leap, and a big show started.

Zhu Bajie was a little shy at the beginning, but later on he played in his true colors.

When no one was paying attention, the woman's legs trembled and she stopped moving.

Tang Sanzang saw it, took out his AK47 and shot at Bajie, and Bajie jumped up, clutching his buttocks and screaming.

"Damn old monk, how dare you spoil..."

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===Chapter 597 The Embarrassed Bone Demon===

Zhu Bajie was about to have a good time, so he didn't care about his master or not, but seeing Tang Sanzang's face getting darker and darker, he turned around and ran away.

"What did you say?!"

"You two, stop him for me, and see if I don't beat him to death!"

Tang Sanzang took out a sniper rifle, pointed at Zhu Bajie who was running farther and farther, and said to Monkey King and the black fur monster.

After hearing this, the two immediately chased after Bajie.

The three of them chased from the ground to the sky, and Monkey King was extremely fast. No matter which direction Zhu Bajie ran, he could be easily blocked by Monkey King, and then the black fur monster would go up and kill him.

Tang San hides in

"boom!"

"Ow—"

Zhu Bajie fell from mid-air.

After a while, Sun Wukong and the black fur monster flew back with one ear.

"Bajie, what did you say to Teacher Wei just now?"

Tang Sanzang stepped on the flowering pig's head, lit a flower, and said slowly.

"Master, please forgive me. I don't dare anymore. I am really convinced. I was in a hurry just now, so I..."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand to show his understanding.

Anyone who is interrupted at that time will also go crazy.

Tang Sanzang stuffed the burning Huazi into Bajie's mouth, stood up and looked at the woman and said, "This woman is a goblin, she is possessed by this corpse, and she has left just now, you say you are right?" Isn't it right to look at such a woman?"

Zhu Bajie looked like he ate a fly.

Feelings, you old and immortal monk knew everything before, isn't this playing me?

Still preaching with a sanctimonious face, shouldn't it?

I shouldn't have stopped just now, risking my life, and got close to you, and I was beaten to death with a rake.

Grass!

Zhu Bajie lay on the ground and hummed for a while, but he dared not speak out what was going on in his heart.

"Yes, yes, no, no, I know I'm wrong, Master."

"Well, it's good to know that we are wrong. We are monks, and we have compassion in mind. You guys, dig a hole and bury this woman. When it's over, dig two more next to it."

Tang Sanzang pointed to an open space on one side and said.

"Goku!"

Tang Sanzang saw that Monkey King didn't respond, so he yelled.

"Hey, okay, my old grandson will go right away."

Just now Sun Wukong was in a daze, because when this woman first came out, he could see that it was a goblin with his golden eyes, but what surprised him was, how did the master know?

He also has piercing eyes?

its not right.

Just now Monkey King has been looking at Tang Sanzang several times with his piercing eyes, and he almost lost his hair. He is just an ordinary mortal.

Master is simply a fan.

This ability to predict and predict is simply superb.

Could it be that the master in front of him has some super great background?

Not sure.

There are only two reasons why I can't see through it. One is that it is true, but he doesn't believe it even if he is killed.

The other is that the master's ability is hidden very deeply. I'm afraid it must be at the level of his first master, Patriarch Bodhi.

How many people can there be at that level?

Could it be the one who created the world?

I'm a good boy, I was really lucky this time, and I got next to a big tree.

What bullshit Tathagata, bullshit Jade Emperor.

Compared with my master, it is the dung ball of dung beetle.

Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong's reaction, and was also a little surprised. Although Sun Wukong was obedient before, he still had some ideas, and he could see this.

So keep on guard against him.

After all, he didn't use a tight hoop to restrain Sun Wukong.

But judging from the reaction just now, there is an illusion, that is, the feeling of being very obedient. Don't feel too good about this feeling.

"Hey, Bajie, why are you not moving?"

Only then did Tang Sanzang pay attention to Bajie who was still lying on the ground.

"Master, the stones you used this time are different from the ones you used before. My old pig is going to be useless."

Zhu Bajie lifted up his clothes to show Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang saw that there was a big hole in Zhu Bajie's back.

In the past, although Tang Sanzang also beat Zhu Bajie with a weapon, and he screamed in pain, basically there was no serious problem.

Just like when we used grenades and missiles to hit Guanyin Bodhisattva before, although they were messed up, they couldn't threaten their lives.

But this time with a sniper rifle, the power is really different from before.

"Hey, you, you, what are you talking about running? I can only use this gun after running so far, but I have to remember, next time I am obedient, nothing will happen, otherwise, um -"

Tang Sanzang gestured on Zhu Bajie's neck.

"I don't mind adding a meal, happy overbearing face!"

It is said that the bone spirit returned to the cave in a panic.

Yes, almost escaped back.

So embarrassing.

Although Bone Demon became famous very early, she is also a female fairy. You must know that Zhu Bajie is also considered a pig demon now. Thinking of how eagerly he was sent to someone's door, Bone Demon's face burned with panic.

When that wild boar rushed up just now, he really couldn't deal with it.

Originally, I thought it was some kind of monk, but I didn't expect that this pig demon was so powerful and powerful. The barrier around his body that I set up couldn't even block it even once, and the pig demon broke through the defense.

If you insist on it, it is estimated that it will be done.

There are still many little monsters hiding around and staring at it. If they see this, they don't have to mess around here in the future.

There was no other way, the White Bone Demon could only release his possession, and fled back in embarrassment.

"Damn monk, dare to spoil my good deeds."

The bone spirit cursed secretly.

Her real plan had died before it was implemented.

"Ma'am, the failure this time is mainly because that pig demon has a big heart, and he can't use the body of a young woman next time."

Wolf Pioneer suggested from the side.

"Hmph, you're right, this time I'll use that old woman's body."

After a burst of white smoke, an old woman came out of the smoke.

"Haha, here we come."

"Look, look, she really is an old woman."

"Master predicts things like a god."

"Don't talk useless, senior brother, you lost to me by two Huazi."

Sun Wukong and the other old women who saw the transformation of the bone spirit came over and were talking happily there.

Ever since Tang Sanzang told them that there was a goblin coming over after a change, several people started to bet.

But Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster are only Tang Sanzang's words are imperial decrees.

Sun Wukong saw that Master was also very curious, so he deliberately said something wrong, and when he slapped his face, it was still Master who was cool.

Sometimes, in a team, some stupid people are needed. It is because of the existence of these stupid people that so many smart people can feel that they are smart.

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===Chapter 598 Torture===

Their pleasure is based on the mistakes of others.

"According to the plan!"

Seeing the old woman coming, Tang Sanzang waved at them, and they started to move quickly.

Because Tang Sanzang had planned it long ago, no matter what happens this time, the Bone Essence cannot be allowed to escape.

Even if she escaped from this possessed person, she still had to run away.

So Sun Wukong is in charge of the sky, Zhu Bajie is in charge of the ground, and the black fur monster is in charge of the underground.

A three-dimensional layered and comprehensive containment was set up, and a net was set up.

"Dare to ask Master, have you ever seen the little girl?"

The old woman came up to them and asked.